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I am Walter J. @*#&in' Mitty n' I'm plugged inta the computer watchin' these two videos over n' over again.
Mama Java'z gonna come home n' find me sittin' here, wide-eyed, Stewie-grinnin' ta beat the band n'z long'z they don't take the monitor away, they can cart me right down to my newly-assigned padded room where I kin throw air-shifts n' lean inta cornerz from dawn 'til dusk. Oh hell! Ain't no dusk izz'ere?
Happy Acres better order in more joe.
Java
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In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.
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