Ok I have been on these fourms for awhile and the mystery of who is Java pops up from time to time. These are a group of things I have found so far.



Who is Java?

 

He's hard to recognize but if he takes off the baseball cap, this is him.........

 

OK DJJSR thats just mean....lol

 

Oh no!!!! Don't take that the wrong way! That guy is actually a very important person, the Kalidasa Swami. AKA Java Junky during the week.

 

I picture Java like that wise man on the hill.... lol

 

This is how I picture Java.

 

Dunno lads. H't's thinkin' oi am'att someb'uhy'z ga' jus' a we-e-e-e-ee bi' too much toime on 'izz'ands.
Don't see that picture havin' "Java" underneath it. That picture has "Don" underneath it.
'Side'z . . H20'zgot the rightz tooitt n'z runnin' my picture. (I get royalties everytime he posts . . . okay, okay . . . so everytime 'ee uses my picture I pay him. Whut's the diff?)
'Simply godda find you guyz some work ta do on the site.
Java

NO, NO, NO, NO! I've assembled 'em fer a livin' isu. Picture me on most anything, but please don't picture me on a Beemer.

SM, I jus' saw that "wise ma . . (snort!) . . the . . um-m-m-m . . (urk!) . . that um-m-m-m . . wise . . Wait! Wait! . . I can doo this! Phew! . . Okay. Now. I jus' saw that "wis . . snerk! Ow! Ow! . . Oh! Oh! . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

He's in the middle! Why all the speculating?

 

I'll take two 5x7's n' one nice 8x10.

 

Java's parents tried desparately to make him the Ivory Snow baby..no go..

 

Heres the shot he sent to E-Harmony.com looking for a date. No takers yet...Don't mention this to Mrs. Junky..

 

H2O, That's perfect! Java's identity is revealed !!!!

Let's do T-shirts!!!!!!!!!

 

Those're all genuine H2, except for the one in the center-drive McLaren/Morgan, which wuz a celebrity look-alike (I wuz in Columbia at the time.)
(I wuz wonderin' where that family photo-album got off to.)
Java

 

That's Dom DeLuise to Java's left, yes?

 

No Dude. Another celebrity look-alike. Dom was in Italy at the time'z I recall.

 

Makes ya want to strap a big leather belt around your S's bonnett eh?
Hehe..Mclaren Morgan..hehe

 

 

Java's a Morgan?

 

No Phil. Hell is Morgan, Java'z a caffeine jolt, Resandy is Patch, Jagg'z the mountain man, H20 has the rights to the Java family album, kg is Carmen San Diego, Doc'z Doc n' I'm Grumpy.
There. 'Z'att help ya?

 

Hell is yellow?

 

'S'nott'an impression'att I've gotten from 'im. 'Leastwize he keeps postin' a flick'uv red.

 

Java?

 

That's scary accurate Scoot 'ceptin' it ain't near old lookin' enough.

 

I am going with this:

 

Holy crap!
N' the Go man jumpz inta the fray!
Dammitt Go. It's'a weekend n' I don' wanna go shoppin' fer Depends on'a weekend n' I'm runnin' low. Ain't got no couponz neither.
You'll pardon me while I go gedda dry pair . .
Java

 

Quote:
Originally Posted by Java Junky
No Phil. Hell is Morgan, Java'z a caffeine jolt, Resandy is Patch, Jagg'z the mountain man, H20 has the rights to the Java family album, kg is Carmen San Diego, Doc'z Doc n' I'm Grumpy.
There. 'Z'att help ya?

Hell is yellow?

hey how did I get pulled into this

first pic is good ol' Java, next oh look its me taking a nap, and then we have the whole gang

 

hmm we should have an S2000 meeting and take pics and sell them.

 

Okay, okay . . . I'll give ya that Hell.
But that was a particularly bad hair-day n' it ain't my best picture.

 

HAHA

 

N' whudd'ja'doo Hell? PhotoShop the coffee mug oud'a my hand?
'Cheap shot pal. It's obvious somethin'z been removed from the picture.

 

thats what happens when you don't get your coffee