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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 01:35 PM
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So let me get this striaght...

Ok I have been on these fourms for awhile and the mystery of who is Java pops up from time to time. These are a group of things I have found so far.

Originally Posted by bbcricketta
WE ARE WATCHING. JAVA IS AN ALIEN FROM NORDZORK. WE ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH. HOW DID YOU DISCOVER THIS? WE HAVE WAYS TO MAKE YOU TALK.
Originally Posted by bbcricketta
java is bob dylan 'ceptin' he's eyetalian an' not jooish.

"You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows"

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Who is Java?
Old Feb 15, 2008 | 01:51 PM
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He's hard to recognize but if he takes off the baseball cap, this is him.........

Old Feb 15, 2008 | 01:55 PM
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OK DJJSR thats just mean....lol
Old Feb 15, 2008 | 02:00 PM
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Oh no!!!! Don't take that the wrong way! That guy is actually a very important person, the Kalidasa Swami. AKA Java Junky during the week.
Old Feb 15, 2008 | 02:03 PM
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I picture Java like that wise man on the hill.... lol
Old Feb 15, 2008 | 02:14 PM
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This is how I picture Java.
Old Feb 15, 2008 | 02:34 PM
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Dunno lads. H't's thinkin' oi am'att someb'uhy'z ga' jus' a we-e-e-e-ee bi' too much toime on 'izz'ands.
Don't see that picture havin' "Java" underneath it. That picture has "Don" underneath it.
'Side'z . . H20'zgot the rightz tooitt n'z runnin' my picture. (I get royalties everytime he posts . . . okay, okay . . . so everytime 'ee uses my picture I pay him. Whut's the diff?)
'Simply godda find you guyz some work ta do on the site.
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NO, NO, NO, NO! I've assembled 'em fer a livin' isu. Picture me on most anything, but please don't picture me on a Beemer.

SM, I jus' saw that "wise ma . . (snort!) . . the . . um-m-m-m . . (urk!) . . that um-m-m-m . . wise . . Wait! Wait! . . I can doo this! Phew! . . Okay. Now. I jus' saw that "wis . . snerk! Ow! Ow! . . Oh! Oh! . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 03:17 PM
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He's in the middle! Why all the speculating?
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 03:21 PM
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I'll take two 5x7's n' one nice 8x10.
Old Feb 15, 2008 | 04:18 PM
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Java's parents tried desparately to make him the Ivory Snow baby..no go..
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 04:22 PM
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Heres the shot he sent to E-Harmony.com looking for a date. No takers yet...Don't mention this to Mrs. Junky..
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 04:28 PM
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H2O, That's perfect! Java's identity is revealed !!!!

Let's do T-shirts!!!!!!!!!
Old Feb 15, 2008 | 04:28 PM
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Those're all genuine H2, except for the one in the center-drive McLaren/Morgan, which wuz a celebrity look-alike (I wuz in Columbia at the time.)
(I wuz wonderin' where that family photo-album got off to.)
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 04:32 PM
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That's Dom DeLuise to Java's left, yes?
Old Feb 15, 2008 | 04:35 PM
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No Dude. Another celebrity look-alike. Dom was in Italy at the time'z I recall.
Old Feb 15, 2008 | 05:09 PM
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Makes ya want to strap a big leather belt around your S's bonnett eh?
Hehe..Mclaren Morgan..hehe
Old Feb 15, 2008 | 06:09 PM
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by H20
He's in the middle! Why all the speculating?
Java's a Morgan?
Old Feb 15, 2008 | 10:19 PM
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No Phil. Hell is Morgan, Java'z a caffeine jolt, Resandy is Patch, Jagg'z the mountain man, H20 has the rights to the Java family album, kg is Carmen San Diego, Doc'z Doc n' I'm Grumpy.
There. 'Z'att help ya?

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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Java Junky
No Phil. Hell is Morgan, Java'z a caffeine jolt, Resandy is Patch, Jagg'z the mountain man, H20 has the rights to the Java family album, kg is Carmen San Diego, Doc'z Doc n' I'm Grumpy.
There. 'Z'att help ya?
Hell is yellow?
Old Feb 15, 2008 | 10:33 PM
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'S'nott'an impression'att I've gotten from 'im. 'Leastwize he keeps postin' a flick'uv red.
Old Feb 15, 2008 | 11:06 PM
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 11:14 PM
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That's scary accurate Scoot 'ceptin' it ain't near old lookin' enough.
Old Feb 16, 2008 | 05:53 AM
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I am going with this:
Old Feb 16, 2008 | 06:04 AM
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Holy crap!
N' the Go man jumpz inta the fray!
Dammitt Go. It's'a weekend n' I don' wanna go shoppin' fer Depends on'a weekend n' I'm runnin' low. Ain't got no couponz neither.
You'll pardon me while I go gedda dry pair . .
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Old Feb 18, 2008 | 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Java Junky
No Phil. Hell is Morgan, Java'z a caffeine jolt, Resandy is Patch, Jagg'z the mountain man, H20 has the rights to the Java family album, kg is Carmen San Diego, Doc'z Doc n' I'm Grumpy.
There. 'Z'att help ya?

Hell is yellow?

hey how did I get pulled into this

first pic is good ol' Java, next oh look its me taking a nap, and then we have the whole gang
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Old Feb 18, 2008 | 06:48 AM
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hmm we should have an S2000 meeting and take pics and sell them.
Old Feb 18, 2008 | 07:51 AM
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Okay, okay . . . I'll give ya that Hell.
But that was a particularly bad hair-day n' it ain't my best picture.
Old Feb 18, 2008 | 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Java Junky
Okay, okay . . . I'll give ya that Hell.
But that was a particularly bad hair-day n' it ain't my best picture.

HAHA
Old Feb 18, 2008 | 09:01 AM
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N' whudd'ja'doo Hell? PhotoShop the coffee mug oud'a my hand?
'Cheap shot pal. It's obvious somethin'z been removed from the picture.
Old Feb 18, 2008 | 09:18 AM
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thats what happens when you don't get your coffee
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