[Java Junky]

I know I ain't tellin' anybody nothin' when I say that there'z alodda amassed knowledge n' know-how on the other sites 'z'well'z this one.
But this one's where I cut my 'puta-teeth n' certainly where my loyalties lie.('Don't hurt that Sam sometimes fergit'z a wee bi'a me bartab too.)
N' if some'a the sites require that ya take some static about askin' a question, well . . . . . the payin'a dues comez in many formz donnitt? Ta get whu'cha want, sometimes there'z a price ta pay. 'All dependz on how bad ya wannitt.
Truth be told, I've ventured out past the site'z fences onto a number'a sites. Stewie sites n' other marques too.
Ya wanna see fur fly, you should see the site white-cells gather to erase my existence when I keep the keyboard set ta Java-speak. If memory serves me, our own Go-man intervened once ta offer up translation n' buy me some time ta allow me ta find the nearest exit while the gatherin' mob wuz distracted findin' large stones n' lightin' torches.
I still go out now'n'agin . . but I usually dress like bobby.
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