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Sorry to hear about the keyin' n' the top slicin', but it's just somethin' that comes with the territory. If they can't steal the car for themselves (always their first choice) they'll try to ruin your enjoyment of havin' it.
And there's not even alotta satisfaction in catchin' 'em in the act. you may be able to take out a certain amount of satisfaction in turnin' 'em into guava jelly, but then you wind up the one gettin' sued. And that's if they don't go BeniHanna on you and turn you into so much sliced sushi.
Ya do what ya can n' 'ats all ya can do. (I think Popeye said that)
Personally, I mentally run through the car security commercial that they had in Robocop. Oh, it doesn't change things, but at the very least it's therapy.
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