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Bummer!
For those of you who might come out this way, here are the driving rules.
1. Morning rush hour is from 5 am to noon; evening rush hour if from noon
to 7 pm; Friday rush hour starts on Thursday.
2. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you'll be rear-ended and cussed
out.
3. A STOP sign is just a suggestion (Simply Tap On Pedal).
4. If you're driving 70 in the fast lane in a 55 to 65 miles per hour zone, you are
considered a road hazard and will be flipped off. (If you return the flip
or flash your lights, you'll be followed home).
5. When you're alone and inching along, the carpool lane is moving; if
you're in the carpool lane it will be inching along while all of the
regular lanes are moving.
6. If you're six car lengths behind the car in front of you on the freeway,
12 cars will cut in front of you.
7. Up to nine cars can make a left turns after the light turns red at most
intersections.
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