(It wasn't a radar stake out. He just happened to be driving by when I entered I-95 in MA.
Cop had two questions:
1. Do you know how fast you were going?
I answered "too Goddamn fast."
he snickered.
2. What were you doing, cleanin out the pipes?
I answered "no sir."
He ask for my license and registration. He didn't even radio in to check for warrants or anything. He told me to "slow down" and sent me on my way.

(No bull$hit)