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Chief Hata in Charge
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Texas SW of Fort Worth
Posts: 947
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Oh NOES!!! I had to let the "DA WIFE" drive my car!
Yes, it's true. I had to allow my other half to drive the Stew-ster today
I am in a silver Turbo Bug with 17x7.5 Mille Miglia Porsche wheels and the teeny active spoiler. Not so bad until...DUN DUN DUN! You consider the fact that is has chrome heart adorned license plate surrounds with each tiny heart accentuated with a pink gloss paint outline. Then oh yes dear friends, we move on to the interior. The wheel is draped in a lovely, multicolored heart wheel cover and it is somewhat "fuzzy" to boot. Then we proceedeth onward to the flower vase thing and held within is a bouquet of six tiny, pink roses. Yes I know, muy macho! Thank Gawd the windows are darkly tinted that way it can hide the inside from view, oh wait, it's 6:30 am and the sun is coming up. Its bright rays are streaming through the tint, lighting up the roses with a golden hue. AWESOME! Now the two wonderful Hispanic men in the truck next to me can clearly see the girly innards of my ride and they share a friendly snicker between them. I get a wave and one of them makes a (from what I can tell with my head buried behind the wheel in shame) a kissy face at me as they pull away. This is marvelous...now I hope I can sneak into the parking garage unnoticed. The boys at work will show me no mercy if they see this. No quarter shall be given and none will be asked. We are automotive Gladiators after all. We ride proudly within our swift footed, little road Ninjas but alas, not today as I am piloting a Metro-sexual German built by Mexicans. Let the battle begin!
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Top Always Down
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Santa Barbara, Ca.
Posts: 1,922
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We definitely need pics.
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Village Pyro
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Tulsa, OK
Posts: 3,194
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Oh please pics...
and ya I let my mom drive my BMW once... she backed it into the rut down the drive way...Needless to say thats the last time she drove any my cars. Man at first I was hoping it was the old one... for shame. |
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2007 Rio Yellow Pearl
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: West Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 1,209
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The question that springs to mind is why did you have to trade cars for the day? What was she doing today that her own car was not up to handling the task?
And what kind of husband puts his wife in a car that can't handle everything she needs it to do? Hmmm? Hmmm??? I wanna know! Maybe you deserved a day in the flower mobile as punishment for shirking your husbandly responsibilities of properly outfitting your wife's automotive needs! (I'm joking, by the way.) Anyway, what's wrong with hearts and little pink roses?
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Village Pyro
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Tulsa, OK
Posts: 3,194
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unless there is a point... but I wouldnt be caught in a flower mobile. |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: pasadena,ca
Posts: 349
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DARK SUNGLASSES,AVOID EYE CONTACT, PARK 2 BLOCKS FROM WORK. USUALLY HELPS....YOUR CHICK IS DEFINETLY A GIRLIE GIRL. whew!!
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UROBOROS!!!
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: So Cal
Posts: 146
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At least your car didn't have a rainbow bumper sticker.
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JDM= Just Don't Man. Things want done on my 02 Suzuka s2000: New top, Hardtop (with install kit), new radio, new speakers, and ap2 taillights. WTB: OEM/Mugen hardtop (pref. Suzuka Blue) + install kit. Let me know if you wanna sell. Mods done: LED's in license plate, trunk, and dome.
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Chief Hata in Charge
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Texas SW of Fort Worth
Posts: 947
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Well, I was going to add all I needed was a NAMBLA flag and a rainbow bumper sticker to complete the package but I'm new and did not want rock to the boat to point of BANNAGE!
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Member
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 33
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At least, it is a Silver not Yellow Bug. I can feel your pain.
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Village Pyro
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Tulsa, OK
Posts: 3,194
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I used to park 2 blocks from high school cause my ride was just bad all the way. 1984 Blue Mazda truck nothing zoom zoom about it. I ran but hardly burned oil gas and water I think. I had to jiggle the battery cable everytime to get it to start.... Id rather drive that than the bug lol.
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"Enjoy the drive"
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Kuna Idaho
Posts: 4,747
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That was my question as well.
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Yablownowitz Racing brought to you by Anytime Fitness. Happiness is a nice road, great weather, and driving the S with Sue in the seat next to me. "Whatever you do, where ever you go, enjoy the drive." I know for a FACT that the last year of production of the S2000 is 2003!!!!! After that, it will be the S2200 under an assumed name.
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"Enjoy the drive"
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Kuna Idaho
Posts: 4,747
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Hey, I like rainbows.
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Yablownowitz Racing brought to you by Anytime Fitness. Happiness is a nice road, great weather, and driving the S with Sue in the seat next to me. "Whatever you do, where ever you go, enjoy the drive." I know for a FACT that the last year of production of the S2000 is 2003!!!!! After that, it will be the S2200 under an assumed name.
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Chief Hata in Charge
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Texas SW of Fort Worth
Posts: 947
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I promised her as a condition of the purchase I would let her drive it this week sometime. I work half days on Fridays and said, No way BABY! so I pushed it off as far as I could.
Plus it is nice and sunny, in the 70's and clear so tomorrow I am rocking over to BoneDaddy's in my S to meet the boys for some good ole hetro 45% dressed (the girls) waitress watching. Provided my arrival in the Heart mobile has gone unnoticed and I am still invited.
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Village Pyro
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Tulsa, OK
Posts: 3,194
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: south texas
Posts: 143
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I feel your pain. I let my mom take my s for a spin the first month or so that i had her and my mom did good condisdering the upgraded clutch but when she parked she made the front bumper kiss the curb hard. Still makes me sad just thinking about it.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Great White North
Posts: 230
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This calls for you tube
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Wake Forest, NC
Posts: 463
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When we first got the car my better half drove it a couple of times but the pressure just got to her and she doesn't drive it any more....Thank God!!
Of course she drives a '02 3.2TL so she has her own VTEC I know your new but....pics or ban... .Kevin |
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EYECELLEM
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: SF Bay Area, California
Posts: 418
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Yeah, one of the little know hazards of matrimony: the other half driving the guy car, while the guy has to drive the chick mobile. I guess it's all good to maintain marital bliss. Would now be a good time to bring up a trade in for a Civic SI ( two or 4 dr)? Altho I'm not sure how much of an increase in machismo you get from going to a Civic. Just a thought.
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Chief Hata in Charge
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Texas SW of Fort Worth
Posts: 947
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I will take some pics of the Girly Bug.
Now it does have some "man" parts on it. The wheels, the Turbo S exhaust, and the stance but the license plate things she found online after I made the mistake of introducing her to Ebay. I have to drive her to the Stanley hotel in Colorado next month in the bug of course. It's the place where Steven King had some weird experiences and it led him to write The Shinning. Hopefully we can get his room, room 217. It should be abandoned since it seems to one of the slowest weeks of the year for them. Anywho, pics shall come in due time...
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Village Pyro
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Tulsa, OK
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Chief Hata in Charge
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Texas SW of Fort Worth
Posts: 947
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Pink roses? Ok. Hearty license plate frames? Ugh, ok. Fuzzy, heart covered wheel adornment? Bleck, begrudgingly yes. A hot pink cutesy car? Oh HELLS NAH!
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Village Pyro
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Tulsa, OK
Posts: 3,194
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1. Pink Land Rover 2. Pink Escape 3. Pink Civic minus the front bumper. Then we have a pink/purple G35... it actually looks kinda cool. But those other gah help... |
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Senior Member, Literally
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: woodland hills, CA
Posts: 3,037
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If you can drive that car without caring about your image...your a real man!
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Chief Hata in Charge
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Texas SW of Fort Worth
Posts: 947
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Hey, I drove it
But I must confess Pink would have been beyond my ability to bare.
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Master of 8 Chopper fist
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 511
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That woulda been hilarious. |
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Chief Hata in Charge
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Texas SW of Fort Worth
Posts: 947
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Oh Lucy, I've got some "splain-ing" to do
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 231
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Will your wife want to drive Stewie again? Mine does not feel "safe" in it.
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Junior Member
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 24
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wow i would have rather called a cab, took the bus, road a bike and if all else fails walk.
Last edited by timmyx1; 11-23-2009 at 10:00 PM. |
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Chief Hata in Charge
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Texas SW of Fort Worth
Posts: 947
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She would get it sideways, slam the car to a stop, and then while placing her hand to her lips she would say (in a super coy fashion), Did I do that? Afterward she would produce a wicked grin and tear ass down the track.
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Used to ZOOM ZOOM Now I VROOM VROOM Last edited by yashooa; 12-01-2009 at 02:55 PM. |
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The Cheeziest!
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: New Orleans
Posts: 765
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My wife has an orange 2005 beetle 5 speed that i have never driven and don't every plan on doing so anytime soon...lol
I have modded my S to the point that my wife now refuses to drive it! I win! It took getting lowered, front lip, complete exhaust and intake to get to this point, but it works!
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 147
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Just put Recaros in your car and mount them low. My girl cannot reach the pedals or see over the steering wheel to drive it.
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 231
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Make a deal with your wife: give her the keys to Stewie then drive the bug straight to VW and trade it in for a GT3. They don't come with flower vases
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Chief Hata in Charge
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Texas SW of Fort Worth
Posts: 947
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They had one in the showroom when I bought my car and it was AWESOME! I sat in it just to bask in the aroma of GT3
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2007 Rio Yellow Pearl
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: West Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 1,209
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(You could also pick up a low budget motorcycle for yourself for when she wants to drive the S... just a thought. Good excuse for another toy.)
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Junior Member
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 3
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the only thing worse than having to drive that flower power mobile... is thinking of ur s2k having another person at the reins... out of sight.. but always in mind...
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Village Pyro
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Tulsa, OK
Posts: 3,194
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thatd be awesome to have a wife like that man wow.
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Chief Hata in Charge
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Texas SW of Fort Worth
Posts: 947
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Sadly enough she was the one storming up the mountain in her Turbo bug as I sat crumpled up in the passenger seat holding the video camera trying to become one with the door panel
Get away cliff, get away ciff!!! At least I didn't look "delicate" just afraid I don't remember much as it is all a blur of dried fruit and tears. The chewing kept the crying sounds down. Home-girl is scary on a 2 lane mountain pass in her hopped up bug I will return to the mountain in my Stewie and reclaim my good name!
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Member
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: West hills ca.
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Oh WOW! When did I become "A MEMBER?" lol
OK, Fess up, Yash, there really isn't a "DA WIFE", sig/other, the other half driving your rig, right? I mean, who would even let that happen anyways. I almost have to drive off with fire-lit peasant torches and threaten to kill with a raised tire iron/ blunt instrument, valet parking attendants who even LOOK sideways at my ride. I can only assume this is your second car owned by your "alter ego"? Could it be this metro sexual turbo bug might represent the Victoria to the Stewie's Victor for you? I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that....but there is! LMAO! OK, just kidding, if you can drive that turbo bug accessorized by Maybelline cosmetics and not have the jewels just shrivel up like raisins you deserve no ribbing from the likes of ME! AND to post up this very topic to us vicious bloodthirsty forum jackal's expecting mercy? You are a braver man than I! lol
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Chief Hata in Charge
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Texas SW of Fort Worth
Posts: 947
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I feel you on the Valet thing. We have a wash service at work that will drive your car to the valet area, detail it, and then call you when they are done but I just can't give them my keys. I wear Chuck Norris boxers while I drive the bug so Chuck's gruesome visage can prevent the girly-ness from seeping into my junk
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