Oh NOES!!! I had to let the "DA WIFE" drive my car!

yashooa · 11-05-2009, 10:58 AM

Yes, it's true. I had to allow my other half to drive the Stew-ster today

I am in a silver Turbo Bug with 17x7.5 Mille Miglia Porsche wheels and the teeny active spoiler.
Not so bad until...DUN DUN DUN!
You consider the fact that is has chrome heart adorned license plate surrounds with each tiny heart accentuated with a pink gloss paint outline.
Then oh yes dear friends, we move on to the interior. The wheel is draped in a lovely, multicolored heart wheel cover and it is somewhat "fuzzy" to boot.
Then we proceedeth onward to the flower vase thing and held within is a bouquet of six tiny, pink roses. Yes I know, muy macho!
Thank Gawd the windows are darkly tinted that way it can hide the inside from view, oh wait, it's 6:30 am and the sun is coming up. Its bright rays are streaming through the tint, lighting up the roses with a golden hue.
AWESOME! Now the two wonderful Hispanic men in the truck next to me can clearly see the girly innards of my ride and they share a friendly snicker between them. I get a wave and one of them makes a (from what I can tell with my head buried behind the wheel in shame) a kissy face at me as they pull away.
This is marvelous...now I hope I can sneak into the parking garage unnoticed. The boys at work will show me no mercy if they see this.
No quarter shall be given and none will be asked. We are automotive Gladiators after all. We ride proudly within our swift footed, little road Ninjas but alas, not today as I am piloting a Metro-sexual German built by Mexicans.
Let the battle begin!

Dr. Jimbo · 11-05-2009, 11:56 AM

We definitely need pics.

TheSoundMan21 · 11-05-2009, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Jimbo

We definitely need pics.

Oh please pics...

and ya I let my mom drive my BMW once... she backed it into the rut down the drive way...Needless to say thats the last time she drove any my cars.

Man at first I was hoping it was the old one... for shame.

RMurphy · 11-05-2009, 12:44 PM

The question that springs to mind is why did you have to trade cars for the day? What was she doing today that her own car was not up to handling the task?

And what kind of husband puts his wife in a car that can't handle everything she needs it to do? Hmmm? Hmmm??? I wanna know! Maybe you deserved a day in the flower mobile as punishment for shirking your husbandly responsibilities of properly outfitting your wife's automotive needs! (I'm joking, by the way.)

Anyway, what's wrong with hearts and little pink roses?

TheSoundMan21 · 11-05-2009, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RMurphy

The question that springs to mind is why did you have to trade cars for the day? What was she doing today that her own car was not up to handling the task?

And what kind of husband puts his wife in a car that can't handle everything she needs it to do? Hmmm? Hmmm??? I wanna know! Maybe you deserved a day in the flower mobile as punishment for shirking your husbandly responsibilities of properly outfitting your wife's automotive needs! (I'm joking, by the way.)

Anyway, what's wrong with hearts and little pink roses?

Nothing as long as im not accosiated with them. =]

unless there is a point... but I wouldnt be caught in a flower mobile.

RealJoKeR · 11-05-2009, 01:30 PM

DARK SUNGLASSES,AVOID EYE CONTACT, PARK 2 BLOCKS FROM WORK. USUALLY HELPS....YOUR CHICK IS DEFINETLY A GIRLIE GIRL. whew!!

XenoGears · 11-05-2009, 02:26 PM

At least your car didn't have a rainbow bumper sticker.

yashooa · 11-05-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by XenoGears

At least your car didn't have a rainbow bumper sticker.

Well, I was going to add all I needed was a NAMBLA flag and a rainbow bumper sticker to complete the package but I'm new and did not want rock to the boat to point of BANNAGE!

Htowniman · 11-05-2009, 02:43 PM

At least, it is a Silver not Yellow Bug. I can feel your pain.

TheSoundMan21 · 11-05-2009, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RealJoKeR

DARK SUNGLASSES,AVOID EYE CONTACT, PARK 2 BLOCKS FROM WORK. USUALLY HELPS....YOUR CHICK IS DEFINETLY A GIRLIE GIRL. whew!!

I used to park 2 blocks from high school cause my ride was just bad all the way. 1984 Blue Mazda truck nothing zoom zoom about it. I ran but hardly burned oil gas and water I think. I had to jiggle the battery cable everytime to get it to start.... Id rather drive that than the bug lol.

gomarlins3 · 11-05-2009, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RMurphy

The question that springs to mind is why did you have to trade cars for the day?

That was my question as well.

gomarlins3 · 11-05-2009, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XenoGears

At least your car didn't have a rainbow bumper sticker.

Hey, I like rainbows.

yashooa · 11-05-2009, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by gomarlins3

That was my question as well.

I promised her as a condition of the purchase I would let her drive it this week sometime. I work half days on Fridays and said, No way BABY! so I pushed it off as far as I could.
Plus it is nice and sunny, in the 70's and clear so tomorrow I am rocking over to BoneDaddy's in my S to meet the boys for some good ole hetro 45% dressed (the girls) waitress watching.

Provided my arrival in the Heart mobile has gone unnoticed and I am still invited.

TheSoundMan21 · 11-05-2009, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yashooa

I promised her as a condition of the purchase I would let her drive it this week sometime. I work half days on Fridays and said, No way BABY! so I pushed it off as far as I could.
Plus it is nice and sunny, in the 70's and clear so tomorrow I am rocking over to BoneDaddy's in my S to meet the boys for some good ole hetro 45% dressed (the girls) waitress watching.

Provided my arrival in the Heart mobile has gone unnoticed and I am still invited.

we still want pics... and put a flower in your hair when you do...

lol

jake2k · 11-05-2009, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSoundMan21

Oh please pics...

and ya I let my mom drive my BMW once... she backed it into the rut down the drive way...Needless to say thats the last time she drove any my cars.

Man at first I was hoping it was the old one... for shame.

I feel your pain. I let my mom take my s for a spin the first month or so that i had her and my mom did good condisdering the upgraded clutch but when she parked she made the front bumper kiss the curb hard. Still makes me sad just thinking about it.

Daddy Zach · 11-05-2009, 07:02 PM

This calls for you tube

mlc · 11-05-2009, 07:13 PM

When we first got the car my better half drove it a couple of times but the pressure just got to her and she doesn't drive it any more....Thank God!!

Of course she drives a '02 3.2TL so she has her own VTEC

just the V6 version. I had to drive it the other day and it did just fine next to a BMW 330I

.

I know your new but....pics or ban...

.

Kevin

Glenn1 · 11-05-2009, 07:29 PM

Yeah, one of the little know hazards of matrimony: the other half driving the guy car, while the guy has to drive the chick mobile. I guess it's all good to maintain marital bliss. Would now be a good time to bring up a trade in for a Civic SI ( two or 4 dr)? Altho I'm not sure how much of an increase in machismo you get from going to a Civic. Just a thought.

yashooa · 11-05-2009, 07:45 PM

I will take some pics of the Girly Bug.
Now it does have some "man" parts on it.
The wheels, the Turbo S exhaust, and the stance but the license plate things she found online after I made the mistake of introducing her to Ebay.
I have to drive her to the Stanley hotel in Colorado next month in the bug of course. It's the place where Steven King had some weird experiences and it led him to write The Shinning. Hopefully we can get his room, room 408. It should be abandoned since it seems to one of the slowest weeks of the year for them.
Anywho, pics shall come in due time...

TheSoundMan21 · 11-05-2009, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glenn1

Yeah, one of the little know hazards of matrimony: the other half driving the guy car, while the guy has to drive the chick mobile. I guess it's all good to maintain marital bliss. Would now be a good time to bring up a trade in for a Civic SI ( two or 4 dr)? Altho I'm not sure how much of an increase in machismo you get from going to a Civic. Just a thought.

When I get my better half... 1 of 2 things will happen. Either she will be a car nut like myself in which case... she will happily get the keys. Or the keys will never be seen by her.

yashooa · 11-05-2009, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glenn1

Yeah, one of the little know hazards of matrimony: the other half driving the guy car, while the guy has to drive the chick mobile. I guess it's all good to maintain marital bliss. Would now be a good time to bring up a trade in for a Civic SI ( two or 4 dr)? Altho I'm not sure how much of an increase in machismo you get from going to a Civic. Just a thought.

No dice, she loves the bug. Luckily enough I dodged the whole "buy me a pink one" kick. Aint no way in hell I will ever drive a pink bug anywhere not for love money or v@gina!
Pink roses? Ok. Hearty license plate frames? Ugh, ok. Fuzzy, heart covered wheel adornment? Bleck, begrudgingly yes.
A hot pink cutesy car? Oh HELLS NAH!

TheSoundMan21 · 11-05-2009, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yashooa

No dice, she loves the bug. Luckily enough I dodged the whole "buy me a pink one" kick. Aint no way in hell I will ever drive a pink bug anywhere not for love money or v@gina!
Pink roses? Ok. Hearty license plate frames? Ugh, ok. Fuzzy, heart covered wheel adornment? Bleck, begrudgingly yes.
A hot pink cutesy car? Oh HELLS NAH!

Lets see there are 3 pink cars driving in the Tulsa Metro Area. Dear Lord everytime I see these things I want them crushed.
1. Pink Land Rover
2. Pink Escape
3. Pink Civic minus the front bumper.

Then we have a pink/purple G35... it actually looks kinda cool. But those other gah help...

philiam · 11-05-2009, 08:01 PM

If you can drive that car without caring about your image...your a real man!

H20 · 11-06-2009, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by philiam

If you can drive that car without caring about your image...your a real man!

Exactly. Good practice either way. I say harden the F up and drive the bug!

yashooa · 11-06-2009, 07:26 AM

Hey, I drove it

But I must confess Pink would have been beyond my ability to bare.

S2KCRick · Yesterday, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yashooa

AWESOME! Now the two wonderful Hispanic men in the truck next to me can clearly see the girly innards of my ride and they share a friendly snicker between them. I get a wave and one of them makes a (from what I can tell with my head buried behind the wheel in shame) a kissy face at me as they pull away.

Haha, you shoulda pretended to catch the kiss they blew at you and hold it close to your chest, and flutter your eyes. Then you shoulda put your fist next to your cheek, while pressing your tongue against the opposite cheek, doing the bj motion.

That woulda been hilarious.

yashooa · Today, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S2KCRick

Haha, you shoulda pretended to catch the kiss they blew at you and hold it close to your chest, and flutter your eyes. Then you shoulda put your fist next to your cheek, while pressing your tongue against the opposite cheek, doing the bj motion.

That woulda been hilarious.

Or it would have gotten me a date LOL...
Oh Lucy, I've got some "splain-ing" to do

CA Blue · Today, 09:02 PM

Will your wife want to drive Stewie again? Mine does not feel "safe" in it.

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yashooa Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 73	Oh NOES!!! I had to let the "DA WIFE" drive my car! Yes, it's true. I had to allow my other half to drive the Stew-ster today I am in a silver Turbo Bug with 17x7.5 Mille Miglia Porsche wheels and the teeny active spoiler. Not so bad until...DUN DUN DUN! You consider the fact that is has chrome heart adorned license plate surrounds with each tiny heart accentuated with a pink gloss paint outline. Then oh yes dear friends, we move on to the interior. The wheel is draped in a lovely, multicolored heart wheel cover and it is somewhat "fuzzy" to boot. Then we proceedeth onward to the flower vase thing and held within is a bouquet of six tiny, pink roses. Yes I know, muy macho! Thank Gawd the windows are darkly tinted that way it can hide the inside from view, oh wait, it's 6:30 am and the sun is coming up. Its bright rays are streaming through the tint, lighting up the roses with a golden hue. AWESOME! Now the two wonderful Hispanic men in the truck next to me can clearly see the girly innards of my ride and they share a friendly snicker between them. I get a wave and one of them makes a (from what I can tell with my head buried behind the wheel in shame) a kissy face at me as they pull away. This is marvelous...now I hope I can sneak into the parking garage unnoticed. The boys at work will show me no mercy if they see this. No quarter shall be given and none will be asked. We are automotive Gladiators after all. We ride proudly within our swift footed, little road Ninjas but alas, not today as I am piloting a Metro-sexual German built by Mexicans. Let the battle begin! __________________ Used to ZOOM ZOOM Now I VROOM VROOM Last edited by yashooa; 11-05-2009 at 07:52 PM.

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Dr. Jimbo Top Always Down Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Santa Barbara, Ca. Posts: 1,532	We definitely need pics. __________________

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RMurphy 2007 Rio Yellow Pearl Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Playa del Rey (LA area), CA Posts: 159	The question that springs to mind is why did you have to trade cars for the day? What was she doing today that her own car was not up to handling the task? And what kind of husband puts his wife in a car that can't handle everything she needs it to do? Hmmm? Hmmm??? I wanna know! Maybe you deserved a day in the flower mobile as punishment for shirking your husbandly responsibilities of properly outfitting your wife's automotive needs! (I'm joking, by the way.) Anyway, what's wrong with hearts and little pink roses? __________________ ~~ RMurphy Playa del Rey, CA 2007 Rio Yellow Pearl sifo MODS: Rio Yellow Pearl bra and panties with CAI.

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RealJoKeR Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: pasadena,ca Posts: 135	DARK SUNGLASSES,AVOID EYE CONTACT, PARK 2 BLOCKS FROM WORK. USUALLY HELPS....YOUR CHICK IS DEFINETLY A GIRLIE GIRL. whew!! __________________ buyer beware on a car with two colors......

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XenoGears UROBOROS!!! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: So Cal Posts: 141	At least your car didn't have a rainbow bumper sticker. __________________ JDM= Just Don't Man. Things want done on my 02 Suzuka s2000: New top, Hardtop (with install kit), new radio, new speakers, and ap2 taillights. WTB: OEM/Mugen hardtop (pref. Suzuka Blue) + install kit. Let me know if you wanna sell. Mods done: LED's in license plate, trunk, and dome.

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Htowniman Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 26	At least, it is a Silver not Yellow Bug. I can feel your pain.

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Daddy Zach Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Great White North Posts: 255	This calls for you tube __________________ Black is still the coolest color

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mlc Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 288	When we first got the car my better half drove it a couple of times but the pressure just got to her and she doesn't drive it any more....Thank God!! Of course she drives a '02 3.2TL so she has her own VTEC just the V6 version. I had to drive it the other day and it did just fine next to a BMW 330I . I know your new but....pics or ban.... Kevin

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Glenn1 EYECELLEM Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bay Area, California Posts: 42	Yeah, one of the little know hazards of matrimony: the other half driving the guy car, while the guy has to drive the chick mobile. I guess it's all good to maintain marital bliss. Would now be a good time to bring up a trade in for a Civic SI ( two or 4 dr)? Altho I'm not sure how much of an increase in machismo you get from going to a Civic. Just a thought. __________________ I'll go anywhere, as long as I can drive there.

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yashooa Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 73	I will take some pics of the Girly Bug. Now it does have some "man" parts on it. The wheels, the Turbo S exhaust, and the stance but the license plate things she found online after I made the mistake of introducing her to Ebay. I have to drive her to the Stanley hotel in Colorado next month in the bug of course. It's the place where Steven King had some weird experiences and it led him to write The Shinning. Hopefully we can get his room, room 408. It should be abandoned since it seems to one of the slowest weeks of the year for them. Anywho, pics shall come in due time... __________________ Used to ZOOM ZOOM Now I VROOM VROOM

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