Whale Penis Seats

Dr. Jimbo · 10-20-2009, 01:48 PM

What will they think of next:

http://www.smh.com.au/drive/motor-ne...1016-gzsq.html

SXY_S2K · 10-20-2009, 01:54 PM

I wonder if the seats are hard and uncomfortable......

RL1924 · 10-20-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SXY_S2K

I wonder if the seats are hard and uncomfortable......

Pervert

lonestarbuzz · 10-20-2009, 02:24 PM

2.4 meters. wow.

S2KCRick · 10-20-2009, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by lonestarbuzz

2.4 meters. wow.

Thats what she said!

Java Junky · 10-20-2009, 03:42 PM

'Duzzn't make much sense.
You're much more likely'da be needin'a seat fer'a person.
How many timez'yuh gonna need'a seat fer'a Moby Dick?

XenoGears · 10-20-2009, 05:08 PM

Lame.
I can't even see those seats. Lame-o.

jagg · 10-20-2009, 06:25 PM

Well, I don't wanna brag Java, but............

or

Look out !! Giant Moyle headed this way!!!

( I can't come up with anything better than SXY on this one.)

Red Fun for 2 · 10-20-2009, 06:34 PM

These seats would only look good with Lambo Doors!

J'sS2K · 10-20-2009, 07:12 PM

this isn't something to brad about... for example "hey dude, check this out. my car seats are made from whale penis foreskin!"

WTF?

s2000COP · 10-20-2009, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SXY_S2K

I wonder if the seats are hard and uncomfortable......

I bet if you rubbed a KY based leather cleaner on it, it would polish up nicely.

You'd think with all the animal skins that can be made in to leather; the seat department decided that this was the best choice.

J'sS2K · 10-20-2009, 09:50 PM

they use use cow hide...you can't even tell the different. the penis part bothers me...

lol

Jim21680 · 10-20-2009, 09:58 PM

Interesting side note: An adult blue whale's tongue will weigh more than 2 of our cars. Pretty damn amazing!

If anyone's ever in the NYC area with time to kill, check out the American Museum of Natural History on the upper west side - there is a life-sized blue whale on display, and it is absolutely jaw-dropping to see it.

s2sk8 · 10-20-2009, 09:59 PM

that's a great selling point. armored AND seats with whale penis leather? where do I sign up? no homo. lol!!

J'sS2K · 10-20-2009, 10:06 PM

yeah...great selling point...it sure will attract the females.

H20 · 10-21-2009, 03:31 AM

Guessing the whale aint to happy about it..

DJJSR · 10-21-2009, 06:47 AM

As soon as the weather gets cold, they'll shrink and won't fit properly.

gomarlins3 · 10-21-2009, 07:33 AM

Owner must be a dork.

Look it up.

TheSoundMan21 · 10-21-2009, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gomarlins3

Owner must be a dork.

Look it up.

lol

lonestarbuzz · 10-21-2009, 08:35 AM

+1 point for don, +2 points for go (intelligence factor, well played), +.5 pts for jagg (E for Effort buddy), +10 for SXY (awesome)

-50 pts for everyone who made a gay joke. honestly, that was too easy and way over played. Plus, it's not homosexual if it includes an animal, that's bestiality. that would have been an appropriate road to go down.

jagg · 10-21-2009, 08:40 AM

E for effort !!!!!!

what has this world come to?

I thought I'd get a little milage outta the "Giant Moyle"....

sheesh,
jagg

Dr. Jimbo · 10-21-2009, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim21680

Interesting side note: An adult blue whale's tongue will weigh more than 2 of our cars. Pretty damn amazing!

I think I'll have a car cover made out of a blue whale tongue for my stewie.

SXY_S2K · 10-21-2009, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJJSR

As soon as the weather gets cold, they'll shrink and won't fit properly.

LMAO!!!

lonestarbuzz · 10-21-2009, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jagg

E for effort !!!!!!

what has this world come to?

I thought I'd get a little milage outta the "Giant Moyle"....

sheesh,
jagg

i would have gone with something like, "man that was one helluva brisque (sp?)."

s2sk8 · 10-21-2009, 01:41 PM

Sorry about the joke. I was a little buzzed, just playin'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJnlPP7jm5s

Big I · 11-04-2009, 07:14 PM

No way in Hades I place my ass on whale penis! I cannot begin to say how wrong wrong wrong that is! However, that said, the list of tags down on the lower left of here after I post I believe, is a laugh riot to me anyways!

Neil · 11-04-2009, 07:31 PM

I guess theyre lucky that they were not made from a sperm whale,

Nosogirl · 11-04-2009, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SXY_S2K

I wonder if the seats are hard and uncomfortable......

if i was a whale, thinking about having my nads tanned for car seats might make me uncomfortable, but certainly not hard.

Big I · 11-07-2009, 08:25 AM

Sure as sh*t! Would you look at that? I think I detect a trend in this whale thing!

yashooa · 11-07-2009, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Big I

Sure as sh*t! Would you look at that? I think I detect a trend in this whale thing!

You sir are a silly bastard. I LIKE IT!

philiam · 11-07-2009, 10:51 PM

A whale mohel?

yashooa · 11-08-2009, 11:16 AM

http://www.southparkstudios.com/

FRUCK YOU WHALE!
FRUCK YOU DOLPHIN!

New South Park and it's JDM YO!

heehee

10-20-2009, 01:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
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Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	'Duzzn't make much sense. You're *much* more likely'da be needin'a seat fer'a person. How many timez'yuh gonna need'a seat fer'a Moby Dick? __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

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10-20-2009, 06:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
Red Fun for 2 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eastern PA Posts: 101	These seats would only look good with Lambo Doors! __________________ Young enough to buy it Old enough to afford it!

10-20-2009, 06:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,234	Well, I don't wanna brag Java, but............ or Look out !! Giant Moyle headed this way!!! ( I can't come up with anything better than SXY on this one.)

10-20-2009, 07:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
J'sS2K The Car Camera Mount Guy Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,534	this isn't something to brad about... for example "hey dude, check this out. my car seats are made from whale penis foreskin!" WTF? __________________ So you're heading to the track and you want to record your sessions. PM me for an in-car camera mount. For everything else, you're on your own! www.getgopod.com

10-20-2009, 09:50 PM	#12 (permalink)
J'sS2K The Car Camera Mount Guy Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,534	they use use cow hide...you can't even tell the different. the penis part bothers me... lol __________________ So you're heading to the track and you want to record your sessions. PM me for an in-car camera mount. For everything else, you're on your own! www.getgopod.com

10-20-2009, 09:58 PM	#13 (permalink)
Jim21680 Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 364	Interesting side note: An adult blue whale's tongue will weigh more than 2 of our cars. Pretty damn amazing! If anyone's ever in the NYC area with time to kill, check out the American Museum of Natural History on the upper west side - there is a life-sized blue whale on display, and it is absolutely jaw-dropping to see it. __________________

10-20-2009, 09:59 PM	#14 (permalink)
s2sk8 Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 30	that's a great selling point. armored AND seats with whale penis leather? where do I sign up? no homo. lol!!

10-20-2009, 10:06 PM	#15 (permalink)
J'sS2K The Car Camera Mount Guy Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,534	yeah...great selling point...it sure will attract the females. __________________ So you're heading to the track and you want to record your sessions. PM me for an in-car camera mount. For everything else, you're on your own! www.getgopod.com

10-21-2009, 03:31 AM	#16 (permalink)
H20 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: CT, USA Posts: 777	Guessing the whale aint to happy about it..

10-21-2009, 06:47 AM	#17 (permalink)
DJJSR Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hooterville Posts: 1,851	As soon as the weather gets cold, they'll shrink and won't fit properly. __________________ Don

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jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,234	E for effort !!!!!! what has this world come to? I thought I'd get a little milage outta the "Giant Moyle".... sheesh, jagg

10-21-2009, 01:41 PM	#25 (permalink)
s2sk8 Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 30	Sorry about the joke. I was a little buzzed, just playin'. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJnlPP7jm5s

11-04-2009, 07:14 PM	#26 (permalink)
Big I Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: West hills ca. Posts: 33	No way in Hades I place my ass on whale penis! I cannot begin to say how wrong wrong wrong that is! However, that said, the list of tags down on the lower left of here after I post I believe, is a laugh riot to me anyways! __________________ 9,000RPM 6 forward Speeds and V-TEC thrown in for good measure

11-04-2009, 07:31 PM	#27 (permalink)
Neil Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 1,514	I guess theyre lucky that they were not made from a sperm whale,

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Big I Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: West hills ca. Posts: 33	*Sure as sht! Would you look at that? I think I detect a trend in this whale thing!** __________________ 9,000RPM 6 forward Speeds and V-TEC thrown in for good measure Last edited by Big I; 11-07-2009 at 09:34 AM.

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philiam Senior Member, Literally Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: woodland hills, CA Posts: 2,535	A whale mohel? __________________ .

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