Calling REAL JOKER - Page 2

Java Junky · 11-11-2009, 03:24 AM

Jus' when you thought you'd heard'da lass from Henny Youngman . . .

TheSoundMan21 · 11-11-2009, 06:55 AM

damn what a thread... and wth is a CAI bra I keep thinking in my head *cold air intake*

Im to good for my own good shessh.

fltsfshr · 11-11-2009, 07:07 AM

I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?

If you have your life to live over again, don't do it.

He was born on April 2. A day late.

I'd like to say we're glad you're here -- I'd like to say it...

He gives his wife something to look forward to -- a divorce.

Why don't you go to a window and lean out too far?

I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?

Someday you'll go to far, and I hope you'll stay there.

Look at him, sex takes a holiday!

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Henny Youngman

yashooa · 11-11-2009, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by JDMzimbo

Hi Go!

OY!

Java Junky · 11-11-2009, 09:06 AM

Take my wife . . . please! said'da Santa-lookin' fella'in'a yella Stewie.

J'sS2K · 11-11-2009, 10:55 AM

I pissed blood this morning.

TheSoundMan21 · 11-11-2009, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by J'sS2K

I pissed blood this morning.

there a doctor in the house?

Neil · 11-11-2009, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by J'sS2K

I pissed blood this morning.

Piston ring cylinder # 1. Time for a service, good luck.

XenoGears · 11-11-2009, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Neil

Definitely the wrong forum for those kinds of pics!

LOL Plus, I don't post in colour; I'm on the wrong side of the border for that spelling.

Besides, I think a nice sepiatone would be more stylistically pleasing. You know, *antiqued* to match the model in question. I'm afraid my shelf-life for that kind of photo is by far and a way expired, unless you're into that sort of thing.

I'm into that kinda thing! Oh yeah!

Post pics (if thou husband shall allow it!)! If I had a bra i'd post pics! But I don't.

philiam · 11-11-2009, 10:11 PM

Mechanic walks in to a psychiatrists office. Shrink says,"get under the couch".

Java Junky · 11-11-2009, 11:10 PM

'Lost in translation widdout'da drumm-roll Phil.
Now . . where'd I put'datt hook?

Da'udder day me pal tol'me'att he'd medd'a man' widd'a wooden leg named Smith.
Whut wuzz'a name'uv'izz udder leg sayz I.

J'sS2K · 11-11-2009, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSoundMan21

there a doctor in the house?

doc said "you'll be fine...you're just going through my monthly cycle.

i walked out saying WTF

D1sclaimer · 11-11-2009, 11:32 PM

He probably saw your Honda Miata and assumed you were a lady. It happens.

Java Junky · 11-12-2009, 04:27 AM

'Dunno D1.
'Seen some femalez'a'da speciez'add'll downright shame some'a'da malez.
Da car'kin be'z capable'z all gedd'out, budd'iff'da driver'z incapable'n jus' profilin' . . . . .
Itt'z all about'da driver.
'Alwayz hazz been.

TheSoundMan21 · 11-12-2009, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by J'sS2K

doc said "you'll be fine...you're just going through my monthly cycle.

i walked out saying WTF

think u need a different doctor... or is it just red food coloring?

yashooa · 11-12-2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by philiam

Mechanic walks in to a psychiatrists office. Shrink says,"get under the couch".

Ok, sadly enough, that made me laugh.

RMurphy · 11-12-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by XenoGears

I'm into that kinda thing! Oh yeah!

Post pics (if thou husband shall allow it!)! If I had a bra i'd post pics! But I don't.

Okay. I don't have any pics of the completely fictitious CAI bra (and yes, I do mean cold air intake... which in the summer would be nice to have) and panties, but I do have some other pics that I think are safe to post. And the SO approves them. I post with the disclaimer that the first three were not taken particularly recently. *cough* *cough* The last one, however, was taken in September of this year.

RealJoKeR · 11-12-2009, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by RMurphy

Okay. I don't have any pics of the completely fictitious CAI bra (and yes, I do mean cold air intake... which in the summer would be nice to have) and panties, but I do have some other pics that I think are safe to post. And the SO approves them. I post with the disclaimer that the first three were not taken particularly recently. *cough* *cough* The last one, however, was taken in September of this year.

LADIES & GENTLEMEN......THE FUTURE HARLEQUIN!!!!

yashooa · 11-12-2009, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by RMurphy

Okay. I don't have any pics of the completely fictitious CAI bra (and yes, I do mean cold air intake... which in the summer would be nice to have) and panties, but I do have some other pics that I think are safe to post. And the SO approves them. I post with the disclaimer that the first three were not taken particularly recently. *cough* *cough* The last one, however, was taken in September of this year.

Steak, very nice

RMurphy · 11-12-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by yashooa

Steak, very nice

Actually, I do think the steak is the finest looking piece of meat in all the photos.

Oh wait... my husband is in one so I guess I can't say that. Anyway, yeah... Morton's is generally where we celebrate our anniversary. Best part of that pic is that if you look closely enough you can see that there is steam coming off the brocolli and it makes it look like my black dress actually has a pattern.

The other photos were not originally shot as digitals (the photograher was a a bit of a purist and only shot 35mm) and my scanner is honestly for crap. But you get the gist.

Neil · 11-12-2009, 05:26 PM

Yea your sure to be the other side of 30 RM, and a bit of the devil inside eh ?

RMurphy · 11-12-2009, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Neil

Yea your sure to be the other side of 30 RM, and a bit of the devil inside eh ?

Actually... I was already the north side of 30 when the pics in question were taken.

But I like to think I was only just then coming up on the cam (if you like car analogies).

One should enjoy what God has bestowed while it's still there to be enjoyed, I think. And if that means getting a little devilish, well alrighty then.

Those pics weren't my favs nor the best examples of our hobby, but they are most suitable for this forum.

For the record, I'm now 41 so I'll leave it to you to figure out if we'll be taking any more pics like those.

Hint: um, no!

RealJoKeR · 01-13-2010, 01:06 PM

I HAD TO RESURRECT THIS!!! ITS ALL OVER THE FREAKIN PLACE!!!! I LOVE IT!!!

RMurphy · 01-13-2010, 01:16 PM

All over the place. Kind of like your driving style?

Remember, I was behind you last run. I think you described me as that little yellow dot that occasionally popped into your mirror. LOL!

dude... you are just a little troublemaker.

(shakes head and sighs) What *are* we going to do with you?

Kids! You try to raise 'em right and they turn into this. *shrugs*

RealJoKeR · 01-13-2010, 01:32 PM

I HEAR THAT ALZIEMERS IS GETTIN WORSE BABE......YOU DO KNOW WHO THIS IS??DONT YOU??

RMurphy · 01-13-2010, 01:34 PM

ROFL! Got me there, ya youngin'! But I still think your car is c... um, cool. Yeah, that's it! Cool.

RealJoKeR · 01-13-2010, 01:42 PM

arrrrrrrrrggghhh!!!!! CONSIDER YOURSELF SPANKED..........YOU COUGAR YOU!

RMurphy · 01-13-2010, 01:54 PM

I'm gonna post the pic of those sun glasses! Just so you don't think I'm making it up. I got them in yellow trim too, just to match my car.

RealJoKeR · 01-13-2010, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RMurphy

I'm gonna post the pic of those sun glasses! Just so you don't think I'm making it up. I got them in yellow trim too, just to match my car.

CANT WAIT

Dr. Jimbo · 01-13-2010, 05:05 PM

Murph on your 3rd picture over, is that a Formula 1 racecar in your back yard or a picnic table?

chazdawg35 · 01-13-2010, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by RMurphy

Okay. I don't have any pics of the completely fictitious CAI bra (and yes, I do mean cold air intake... which in the summer would be nice to have) and panties, but I do have some other pics that I think are safe to post. And the SO approves them. I post with the disclaimer that the first three were not taken particularly recently. *cough* *cough* The last one, however, was taken in September of this year.

Hey Marrk! Murph put some pics up so you can drool some too!

RMurphy · 01-13-2010, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by chazdawg35

Hey Marrk! Murph put some pics up so you can drool some too!

LOL! Marrk has seen me in my current configuration (as have you) and knows that time has made some of its own mods to my OEM bod. *sigh*

Dr. J: Definitely not a race car, sorry to report.

Neil · 01-14-2010, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by RMurphy

I'm gonna post the pic of those sun glasses! Just so you don't think I'm making it up. I got them in yellow trim too, just to match my car.

So your just gonna be wearing sun glasses .............thats it ???? ( alrighty then ! )

RealJoKeR · 01-14-2010, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Neil

So your just gonna be wearing sun glasses .............thats it ???? ( alrighty then ! )

HEY BUDDY!!! THE LINE FOR THIS GORGEOUS CREATION STARTS BEHIND ME!!!

RMurphy · 01-14-2010, 11:26 AM

You guys are way out of hand. LOL!

Last time I checked, I still was not capable of walking on water.

P.S. Neil, I'll talk to my photographer. Just to keep from hurting people's eyes, I think we might need a diffuser lens that's practically opaque.

TheSoundMan21 · 01-14-2010, 11:51 AM

Damn Murphy

Neil · 01-15-2010, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by RMurphy

You guys are way out of hand. LOL!

Last time I checked, I still was not capable of walking on water.

P.S. Neil, I'll talk to my photographer. Just to keep from hurting people's eyes, I think we might need a diffuser lens that's practically opaque.

Just make sure your angles are good Murph and your golden

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philiam Senior Member, Literally Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: woodland hills, CA Posts: 2,731	Mechanic walks in to a psychiatrists office. Shrink says,"get under the couch". __________________ .

11-11-2009, 11:10 PM	#51 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,402	'Lost in translation widdout'da drumm-roll Phil. Now . . where'd I put'datt hook? Da'udder day me pal tol'me'att he'd medd'a man' widd'a wooden leg named Smith. Whut wuzz'a name'uv'izz udder leg sayz I. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

11-11-2009, 07:07 AM	#43 (permalink)
fltsfshr Varietas Delectat Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Naples Fl Posts: 244	I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive? If you have your life to live over again, don't do it. He was born on April 2. A day late. I'd like to say we're glad you're here -- I'd like to say it... He gives his wife something to look forward to -- a divorce. Why don't you go to a window and lean out too far? I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free? Someday you'll go to far, and I hope you'll stay there. Look at him, sex takes a holiday! She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. Henny Youngman

11-12-2009, 04:27 AM	#54 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,402	'Dunno D1. 'Seen some femalez'a'da speciez'add'll downright shame some'a'da malez. Da car'kin be'z capable'z all gedd'out, budd'iff'da driver'z incapable'n jus' profilin' . . . . . Itt'z all about'da driver. 'Alwayz hazz been. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

11-12-2009, 05:26 PM	#61 (permalink)
Neil Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 1,458	Yea your sure to be the other side of 30 RM, and a bit of the devil inside eh ?

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RealJoKeR Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: pasadena,ca Posts: 289	I HAD TO RESURRECT THIS!!! ITS ALL OVER THE FREAKIN PLACE!!!! I LOVE IT!!! __________________ Originally Posted by RMurphy You know, we sit low enough in the S that no one can see what you are or aren't wearing anyway. I say we all go topless this summer!

01-13-2010, 01:16 PM	#64 (permalink)
RMurphy 2007 Rio Yellow Pearl Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Playa del Rey (LA area), CA Posts: 762	All over the place. Kind of like your driving style? Remember, I was behind you last run. I think you described me as that little yellow dot that occasionally popped into your mirror. LOL! dude... you are just a little troublemaker. (shakes head and sighs) What are we going to do with you? Kids! You try to raise 'em right and they turn into this. shrugs __________________ ~~ RMurphy Playa del Rey, CA 2007 Rio Yellow Pearl sifo MODS: Rio Yellow Pearl bra and panties with CAI.

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RealJoKeR Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: pasadena,ca Posts: 289	I HEAR THAT ALZIEMERS IS GETTIN WORSE BABE......YOU DO KNOW WHO THIS IS??DONT YOU?? __________________ Originally Posted by RMurphy You know, we sit low enough in the S that no one can see what you are or aren't wearing anyway. I say we all go topless this summer!

01-13-2010, 01:34 PM	#66 (permalink)
RMurphy 2007 Rio Yellow Pearl Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Playa del Rey (LA area), CA Posts: 762	ROFL! Got me there, ya youngin'! But I still think your car is c... um, cool. Yeah, that's it! Cool. __________________ ~~ RMurphy Playa del Rey, CA 2007 Rio Yellow Pearl sifo MODS: Rio Yellow Pearl bra and panties with CAI.

01-13-2010, 01:42 PM	#67 (permalink)
RealJoKeR Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: pasadena,ca Posts: 289	arrrrrrrrrggghhh!!!!! CONSIDER YOURSELF SPANKED..........YOU COUGAR YOU! __________________ Originally Posted by RMurphy You know, we sit low enough in the S that no one can see what you are or aren't wearing anyway. I say we all go topless this summer!

01-13-2010, 01:54 PM	#68 (permalink)
RMurphy 2007 Rio Yellow Pearl Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Playa del Rey (LA area), CA Posts: 762	I'm gonna post the pic of those sun glasses! Just so you don't think I'm making it up. I got them in yellow trim too, just to match my car. __________________ ~~ RMurphy Playa del Rey, CA 2007 Rio Yellow Pearl sifo MODS: Rio Yellow Pearl bra and panties with CAI.

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Dr. Jimbo Top Always Down Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Santa Barbara, Ca. Posts: 1,746	Murph on your 3rd picture over, is that a Formula 1 racecar in your back yard or a picnic table? __________________

01-14-2010, 11:26 AM	#75 (permalink)
RMurphy 2007 Rio Yellow Pearl Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Playa del Rey (LA area), CA Posts: 762	You guys are way out of hand. LOL! Last time I checked, I still was not capable of walking on water. P.S. Neil, I'll talk to my photographer. Just to keep from hurting people's eyes, I think we might need a diffuser lens that's practically opaque. __________________ ~~ RMurphy Playa del Rey, CA 2007 Rio Yellow Pearl sifo MODS: Rio Yellow Pearl bra and panties with CAI. Last edited by RMurphy; 01-14-2010 at 11:28 AM. Reason: add post script

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