Word association 1.0...calling KGF - Page 54

kgf3076 · 03-17-2008, 04:10 PM

(jeepers) peepers (or if you prefer, creepers)

Java Junky · 03-17-2008, 04:55 PM

('Believe it went) Jeepers ( creepers, where'd'ja get those peepers. Second verse, mostly same'z the first, except it ends "where'd'ja get those eyes". But y'all knew that, din'cha?)

jagg · 03-17-2008, 06:13 PM

Round these parts , I believe it's " Jeepers Kittens ! "

For you English Lit students out there, it is a second cousin to an allegory of Jesus Christ.
Albeit, the story is very short. A metaphor in substitute of having to break the Third Commandment.
It rolls off the tongue, because of its hard first syllable similarity.

Damn kittens, always causin' trouble.

bbcricketta · 03-17-2008, 06:30 PM

MITTENS

jagg: i heard PA was philidelphia and pittsburgh with alabama in between. can you verify if this is true from your vantage point in the endless?
and, do they ever say jeepers h. kittens?

jagg · 03-17-2008, 06:36 PM

Well, I'm all Thumbs when it comes to this kind of thing. I believe it's a byproduct of the mittens.

BUT, I heard it's Phila and Pitt, with Kentucky in between.........Been to both, and the difference is discernable. I'd love to tell you that I'm more worldly than that, but I'd be lying......YEEEEHAAAA!!

Regards,
Jagg

Dr. Jimbo · 03-17-2008, 06:36 PM

You're shittin' me!

Red Stwokay · 03-17-2008, 10:17 PM

Still not really gittin this? Guess it helps if ya've been hittin the sauce...

Java Junky · 03-17-2008, 10:20 PM

Sauce? (Did somebody say sauce? Why, I'll drink ta that. Sa-a-a-a-mmm! A round fer me mates, if yu'd be so kind.)

Red Stwokay · 03-17-2008, 10:28 PM

Aye, tis the day t' be celabratin' the Isle of Ireland. Alas, I mus' be gitten' old as the only sauce I be havin is of the red variety and none o the green!

Scooter · 03-17-2008, 11:36 PM

(ah, here's to the) emerald (isle - thanks for the beer Java! Here's one back atcha)

Java Junky · 03-18-2008, 01:45 AM

Oi! Arr'z few warrm n' cozy'z whut'z good'z spandin' toime'a yer foiveroite) pub (in'a caampany'a yer aayver-faaythf'l pally'z n' booko'z. 'Moikes no ne'ermoinde whe'r ye be uv swee' ol' Erin 'r sahm laisser-blest sharz. Hit's'a caampany whu'cher kaaypin' whut's'a matter oov'it'all don'cha'know.)

hammerhead300 · 03-18-2008, 06:44 AM

So anyway, two guys walk into a bar...

...the third guy ducks.

jagg · 03-18-2008, 07:56 AM

'N the guy says to the horse, " Why the long face?"

Java Junky · 03-18-2008, 08:08 AM

(N' the horse says: "Ya wanna talk ta me yer gonna godda buy me a) drink (big fella.")

jagg · 03-18-2008, 08:16 AM

And a burger......the horse ain't a cheap date.

Java Junky · 03-18-2008, 09:04 AM

(So the guy figger'z "Whut'z a horse know?" N' he slips some) dog (food twixt'a burger roll.)

jagg · 03-18-2008, 09:11 AM

'N the guy winds up with a horseshoe imprint on his forehead.
When you're tryin' to bag the nag, it pays to be honest.

Java Junky · 03-18-2008, 10:21 AM

('Specially when there'z a good chance that the nag'z gonna take'a bite, get a startled look on'er face n' gasp) "Mom????"

bbcricketta · 03-18-2008, 10:23 AM

APPLE PIE

Java Junky · 03-18-2008, 10:29 AM

Autumn. (Thanks beeb, I'm droolin' all down my shirt-front.)

bbcricketta · 03-18-2008, 10:47 AM

equinox

Java Junky · 03-18-2008, 11:04 AM

Half-(horse n' half-ox?)

jagg · 03-18-2008, 11:08 AM

OPRAH !!

hammerhead300 · 03-18-2008, 11:14 AM

I don't think anyone would accuse Ms. Winfrey of being anorexic.

bbcricketta · 03-18-2008, 02:42 PM

NONEATER

jagg · 03-18-2008, 04:11 PM

Because Uncle Larry Escapes My Inevitable Capture.
can't hold 'em down, no sir.

kgf3076 · 03-18-2008, 04:37 PM

and anemic was spelled s-k-i-n-n-y when I was growing up...(course that was 300 years ago)

jagg · 03-18-2008, 04:46 PM

Of course in 1708, folks were lucky to get enough to eat, let alone ever dream of purposefully upchuckin' that hard earned meal.

Java Junky · 03-18-2008, 06:24 PM

Dream? (Well, I believe that wuz a Honda too.)

Neil · 03-18-2008, 06:55 PM

Wet dream...................how ever ........you'd like to think of it

Scooter · 03-19-2008, 10:48 PM

(wet my) whistle

Red Stwokay · 03-20-2008, 01:44 AM

Jus don't suck a thistle!

Java Junky · 03-20-2008, 05:16 AM

(Said the barkeep, azzee slid a frothy mug across the counter ta the severely parched n' blistered greenhorn'att wandered in oud'a the desert: Here) this'll (doo'ya.)

jagg · 03-20-2008, 06:23 AM

I guess the frosty mug'll do ya, but not as well as the buckets of ale that they're serving at the trading post Outlaw Josie Wales style.

kgf3076 · 03-20-2008, 08:39 AM

there's buckets and then there are rust buckets

jagg · 03-20-2008, 09:36 AM

Super Maverick!!
super maverick.jpg

Java Junky · 03-20-2008, 09:37 AM

Well, then there'z . . um-m-m-m . . oh . . . buck it.

Dr. Jimbo · 03-20-2008, 11:37 AM

Buckitalltohell! (Sorry for the profanity, it's all for shits & giggles...Damn, there I go again!)

Go ahead, flag me.

jagg · 03-20-2008, 12:05 PM

"Huck Fell At Tillo"......Mark Twain's first attempt at a Spanish Novella.

Dr. Jimbo · 03-20-2008, 01:30 PM

Nova (Anyone got pix of a nice rusty one?)

03-17-2008, 04:10 PM	#2121 (permalink)
kgf3076 Raconteur Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: We might be sharing a time zone (but it's doubtful) Posts: 1,776	(jeepers) peepers (or if you prefer, creepers) __________________ "The BS stops when the green flag drops". In memory of David Weber - Malvern Racing

03-17-2008, 04:55 PM	#2122 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	('Believe it went) Jeepers ( creepers, where'd'ja get those peepers. Second verse, mostly same'z the first, except it ends "where'd'ja get those eyes". But y'all knew that, din'cha?) __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

03-17-2008, 06:30 PM	#2124 (permalink)
bbcricketta normal aspiration Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: south georgia Posts: 1,052	MITTENS jagg: i heard PA was philidelphia and pittsburgh with alabama in between. can you verify if this is true from your vantage point in the endless? and, do they ever say jeepers h. kittens? __________________ 2007 berlina black

03-17-2008, 10:17 PM	#2127 (permalink)
Red Stwokay Dismember Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: THE TAX STATE, CT Posts: 587	Still not really gittin this? Guess it helps if ya've been hittin the sauce... __________________ FAST THINKERS DRIVE FAST! Why expect less? Last edited by Red Stwokay; 03-17-2008 at 10:20 PM.

03-17-2008, 10:20 PM	#2128 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	Sauce? (Did somebody say sauce? Why, I'll drink ta that. Sa-a-a-a-mmm! A round fer me mates, if yu'd be so kind.) __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

03-17-2008, 06:13 PM	#2123 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,234	Round these parts , I believe it's " Jeepers Kittens ! " For you English Lit students out there, it is a second cousin to an allegory of Jesus Christ. Albeit, the story is very short. A metaphor in substitute of having to break the Third Commandment. It rolls off the tongue, because of its hard first syllable similarity. Damn kittens, always causin' trouble.

03-17-2008, 06:36 PM	#2125 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,234	Well, I'm all Thumbs when it comes to this kind of thing. I believe it's a byproduct of the mittens. BUT, I heard it's Phila and Pitt, with Kentucky in between.........Been to both, and the difference is discernable. I'd love to tell you that I'm more worldly than that, but I'd be lying......YEEEEHAAAA!! Regards, Jagg

03-17-2008, 06:36 PM	#2126 (permalink)
Dr. Jimbo Top Always Down Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Santa Barbara, Ca. Posts: 1,532	You're shittin' me!

03-17-2008, 10:28 PM	#2129 (permalink)
Red Stwokay Dismember Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: THE TAX STATE, CT Posts: 587	Aye, tis the day t' be celabratin' the Isle of Ireland. Alas, I mus' be gitten' old as the only sauce I be havin is of the red variety and none o the green! __________________ FAST THINKERS DRIVE FAST! Why expect less?

03-17-2008, 11:36 PM	#2130 (permalink)
Scooter Senior Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,587	(ah, here's to the) emerald (isle - thanks for the beer Java! Here's one back atcha)

03-18-2008, 01:45 AM	#2131 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	Oi! Arr'z few warrm n' cozy'z whut'z good'z spandin' toime'a yer foiveroite) pub (in'a caampany'a yer aayver-faaythf'l pally'z n' booko'z. 'Moikes no ne'ermoinde whe'r ye be uv swee' ol' Erin 'r sahm laisser-blest sharz. Hit's'a caampany whu'cher kaaypin' whut's'a matter oov'it'all don'cha'know.) __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

03-18-2008, 06:44 AM	#2132 (permalink)
hammerhead300 St00pid Ricer Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: O'Neill, NE Posts: 338	So anyway, two guys walk into a bar... ...the third guy ducks. __________________ "i dont want no gap nga.i wanna ride this hoe like uh hunduh.nah sayin.sittin low to tha earf" -import playa d, celicatech.com forums Stewie's on CarDomain!

03-18-2008, 07:56 AM	#2133 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,234	'N the guy says to the horse, " Why the long face?"

03-18-2008, 08:08 AM	#2134 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	(N' the horse says: "Ya wanna talk ta me yer gonna godda buy me a) drink (big fella.") __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

03-18-2008, 08:16 AM	#2135 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,234	And a burger......the horse ain't a cheap date.

03-18-2008, 09:04 AM	#2136 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	(So the guy figger'z "Whut'z a horse know?" N' he slips some) dog (food twixt'a burger roll.) __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

03-18-2008, 09:11 AM	#2137 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,234	'N the guy winds up with a horseshoe imprint on his forehead. When you're tryin' to bag the nag, it pays to be honest.

03-18-2008, 10:21 AM	#2138 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	('Specially when there'z a good chance that the nag'z gonna take'a bite, get a startled look on'er face n' gasp) "Mom????" __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

03-18-2008, 10:23 AM	#2139 (permalink)
bbcricketta normal aspiration Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: south georgia Posts: 1,052	APPLE PIE __________________ 2007 berlina black

03-18-2008, 10:29 AM	#2140 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	Autumn. (Thanks beeb, I'm droolin' all down my shirt-front.) __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

03-18-2008, 10:47 AM	#2141 (permalink)
bbcricketta normal aspiration Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: south georgia Posts: 1,052	equinox __________________ 2007 berlina black

03-18-2008, 11:04 AM	#2142 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	Half-(horse n' half-ox?) __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

03-18-2008, 11:08 AM	#2143 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,234	OPRAH !!

03-18-2008, 11:14 AM	#2144 (permalink)
hammerhead300 St00pid Ricer Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: O'Neill, NE Posts: 338	I don't think anyone would accuse Ms. Winfrey of being anorexic. __________________ "i dont want no gap nga.i wanna ride this hoe like uh hunduh.nah sayin.sittin low to tha earf" -import playa d, celicatech.com forums Stewie's on CarDomain!

03-18-2008, 02:42 PM	#2145 (permalink)
bbcricketta normal aspiration Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: south georgia Posts: 1,052	NONEATER __________________ 2007 berlina black

03-18-2008, 04:11 PM	#2146 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,234	Because Uncle Larry Escapes My Inevitable Capture. can't hold 'em down, no sir.

03-18-2008, 04:37 PM	#2147 (permalink)
kgf3076 Raconteur Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: We might be sharing a time zone (but it's doubtful) Posts: 1,776	and anemic was spelled s-k-i-n-n-y when I was growing up...(course that was 300 years ago) __________________ "The BS stops when the green flag drops". In memory of David Weber - Malvern Racing

03-18-2008, 04:46 PM	#2148 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,234	Of course in 1708, folks were lucky to get enough to eat, let alone ever dream of purposefully upchuckin' that hard earned meal.

03-18-2008, 06:24 PM	#2149 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	Dream? (Well, I believe that wuz a Honda too.) __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

03-18-2008, 06:55 PM	#2150 (permalink)
Neil Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 1,514	Wet dream...................how ever ........you'd like to think of it

03-19-2008, 10:48 PM	#2151 (permalink)
Scooter Senior Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,587	(wet my) whistle

03-20-2008, 01:44 AM	#2152 (permalink)
Red Stwokay Dismember Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: THE TAX STATE, CT Posts: 587	Jus don't suck a thistle! __________________ FAST THINKERS DRIVE FAST! Why expect less?

03-20-2008, 05:16 AM	#2153 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	(Said the barkeep, azzee slid a frothy mug across the counter ta the severely parched n' blistered greenhorn'att wandered in oud'a the desert: Here) this'll (doo'ya.) __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

03-20-2008, 06:23 AM	#2154 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,234	I guess the frosty mug'll do ya, but not as well as the buckets of ale that they're serving at the trading post Outlaw Josie Wales style.

03-20-2008, 08:39 AM	#2155 (permalink)
kgf3076 Raconteur Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: We might be sharing a time zone (but it's doubtful) Posts: 1,776	there's buckets and then there are rust buckets __________________ "The BS stops when the green flag drops". In memory of David Weber - Malvern Racing