Word association 1.0...calling KGF

[bbcricketta]

i believe that if you have an edge that you can get the ledger to balance in your favor.

i keep three sets of books. one for my wife that shows a slight profit. one for me showing the real profit. and one for the irs showing a loss. just never mix-and-match.

[jagg]

oh yeah? Well, it beats having to drive in the cab lane, right?

[dezignpro04]

I guess that is why Lois Lane traveled around on Supermans back....

[jagg]

I wonder if Lois ever got scared enough to soil the back of Superman's spiffy outfit.

[dezignpro04]

I have a feeling she could have planted one on his back. LOL

[Java Junky]

Onc't ol' Supe made'n emergency stop fer some geese 'r some airliner 'r maybe . . oh . . some damn thing, well, anyway . . Supe comez to'a screechin' halt n' ol' Lois ('course, not havin'er belt on) jus' keeps raht on goin'. Raht on goin' . .
'Foun' ol' Lois 'bout 3 miles up n' a liddle ta the left. Ho-o-o-o-o-oeee! 'Impacted preddy durn good, she did. Din't see no reason ta be diggin'er up jus' ta up n' godda have'er planted ag'in, so we jus' slid a nice stone oud'a the back'a the truck by the hole. Abner said a few kine (nobody could unnerstan'em, but we 'spects they wuz kine) wordz n' we all took a tug on Mamie'z jug'a Kickapoo Joyjuice.
Ol' Lois would'a liked 'att.

[bbcricketta]

java, i believe that your are certifiable.

Kickapoo Joy Juice:

A liquor of such stupefying potency that the hardiest citizens of Dogpatch, after the first burning sip, rose into the air, stiff as frozen codfish.


Lonesome Polecat & Hairless Joe: They make Kickapoo Joy Juice- if it needs more body, they throw one in!

perhaps they coulda dug ol' lois outta the hole.

[Red Stwokay]

Once knew a pole dancer named Jo. She kept her um (cat) hairless.

[jagg]

hell, I'd lope over ta take a look-see at that....

[Java Junky]

'Hope da Pope
don' ged'da dope
on why yer goin'da lope.
'Gonna take'ya home'n
wash yer mine out wit' soap (on'a rope).

Bu' hey don'cha fret,
N' don'cha don't dare mope,
If 'ey ask if I seen ya,
Ahl be glad ta tell'em nope,
(N' then ahl nail the clincher,
Ahl let on yer Stewies taupe.)

'Figgered ya fer bein' Dogpatch-fluent Beeb.

[bbcricketta]

this is for the famous quotes thread:

"but what's yer word, jj, what's yer word?"

soap-on-a-rope if you're doin' time for dope.

it'll come in handy, yes, it will.

[Java Junky]

It's 'pologizin'z'whut ahm doon,
A word I ferga' ta pick,
Mos' toimez oi be slower'n whale*@&#,
N' sometoimez oi be too quick.
(A pox on ye fer yer evil minez n' gutter-dwellin' thoughts)
Though iss noticin' oi am,
That me chosen word'z been left 'angin',
Could it be that taupe'z too tough fer ye,
N' on the wallz yer 'eadz yer bangin'?

[bbcricketta]

nope, taupe...is a color and so is pue-ta, which is also an alloy...made with antimony...not to cause acrimony...so don't be bitter.

[jagg]

sweet.

[bbcricketta]

Twees

I THINK that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a twee.

A twee whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the sweet earth's flowing breast;

A twee that looks at God all day,
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;

A twee that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;

Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a twee.


(with apologies to joyce kilmer and elmer fudd.)

[Scooter]

I think elmer would more fwowing bweast!

[jagg]

f'ing-wow.......that's some mangled poetry guys...
(two bonus points for hard to imbed anagram?)

[Java Junky]

Wow, wow, wow yow boat,
Gentwy down da stweem,
Mewwiwy, mewwiwy, mewwiwy, mewwiwy,
Wife is budd'a dweem.
(He-he-he-he-he . . take dat yow cwazy wabbitt!)
(Thanks again Beeb)

[bbcricketta]

"but what's yer word, jj, what's yer word?"

good work though.


Mae West was a very curvy girl.

[Scooter]

my complements jj! Your anagrams always delight! Now, I'm gonna go dwiving in my caw...

[kgf3076]

something that sticks in my craw is using complement when only compliments will do....(you can look it up)

[bbcricketta]

crawdads are one of the main food groups in louisiana. they are complemented by potatoes, corn, okra and sausage. my compliments to the chef. scooter, you are now on kg's list.

[Scooter]

AAAAAAAAUGH! Now I know why Java types the way he does - if he makes silly mistakes you can't tell! This round's on me Sam, keep 'em coming until kg forgets...

[Java Junky]

Nah Scoot, if yer gonna make mistakes, silly'un's ain't diddly.

[kgf3076]

isn't diddly Puff Daddy's alias? (and I NEVER forget )

[bbcricketta]

naw, kg. Ellas Otha Bates, aka Bo Diddly (Diddley) played that box guitar. seam combs is aka diddy, puffy, puff daddy, or p. diddy. an' i think it was Clifford Joseph Harris, Jr., aka T.I. or T.I.P., that got caught trying to purchase an AK. now ya know.

[kgf3076]

and everyone knows that Bo Diddley is a gunslinger...don't they (and even though he's pretty seamy...it's seaN)?

[Java Junky]

Angel-Eyes.

[bbcricketta]

the ol' editor catches another spelling miscreant. i try kg, i really do.


lee van cleef----bad or ugly?