Word association 1.0...calling KGF - Page 66

Java Junky · 05-04-2008, 06:27 AM

Con Carney (Art'z liddle-known brother.)

jagg · 05-04-2008, 06:29 AM

Carney Folk, the bad side of the family that nobody talks about.

Java Junky · 05-04-2008, 06:39 AM

"Hey rube!"

DJJSR · 05-04-2008, 06:39 AM

Carney Folk, the family tree is missin a limb.

Java Junky · 05-04-2008, 07:39 AM

Step right up folks! Right this way!
See the eighth, ninth, tenth n' eleventh Wonderz'a the World!
'Right this way!
Fer one thin dime, one tenth'uv'a dollar, you can witness these'n many other wonderous wonderz ta be able to tell yer kidz about. Ta tell yer kidz' kidz. Ta tell yer great-grandkidz.
One liddle sliver'a silver'll le'cha witness the unwitnessed. The unbelievable. The never-before-seen in this western hemisphere wonderz'a the Orient, the darkest, deepest junglez'a Africa, South America n' the vast expansez'a the uncharted northern plainz.
We've godda bearded lady (No Italian jokes.)
Godda unicorn.
Godda lady whut'z got tree arms!
N' for the adult malez in'a crowd (if the wimmenfolk'd kine'ly turn their headz fer a seccund) we've got the true wonderment: Sheeba the jungle girl! Plucked by our own wild beast safari trapperz from the deepest'a jungles n' brought here, safely caged for the protection'uv our viewin' public. Watch as she devourz raw meat! Marvel'z she slitherz on'er belly like'a reptile!
All fer one thin dime! The deal'a the century!
Step right up folks, have somethin' ta tell yer friendz n' neighborz n' make'em green with envy!

DJJSR · 05-04-2008, 01:50 PM

Java.......that's a little eerie. You're so good at that, you've either done it before or been there a lot. So is there really a 2 headed pig? (and a 3 legged jagg).

Java Junky · 05-04-2008, 03:13 PM

Oh Don, don't be so formal.
You can call me Sheeba.

SXY_S2K · 05-04-2008, 03:39 PM

Well, I'm off like a prom dress, see you guyz later

bbcricketta · 05-04-2008, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJJSR

Java.......that's a little eerie. You're so good at that, you've either done it before or been there a lot. So is there really a 2 headed pig? (and a 3 legged jagg).

dj, i quite agree that jj is in the know. he probably owns this site and considers us his marks. we probably done seen him runnin' the baseballs and milk jugs scam, or either wuz taking the big money for the hoochy (Sheeba) show in the tent behind the tent. he sounds like a big promoter.

(kudos jj for the carney talk. i swear some of the dealers i have seen in atlantic city reminded me of carneys. others have made me think of "the boys"...you know vinnie and jules.)

Java Junky · 05-04-2008, 06:48 PM

Boyo, sure'z hell got these rubes shucked!
Big promoter?
Only "big" involved wuz the size'a the kaka I wuz shovelin' when I wuzzn't poundin' tentstakes.
(Though, bein' there a while allowz'ya'da learn where all'a peep-holez in' Sheeba'z tent are.)
Carny life'z somethin' whut should be experienced by everyone't least once. Sheeba'z don't come along but onc't in'a lifetime, y'know?

Scooter · 05-04-2008, 09:47 PM

Very nice patter java, shoulda known you were a natural carney. You used to sell tetse repellent even if it stank!

Java Junky · 05-05-2008, 04:16 AM

Oh. That wuz the repellant whut stank?

kgf3076 · 05-05-2008, 04:18 AM

Better stink than shrink (btw, that's tsetse...

)

Scooter · 05-05-2008, 09:21 PM

A tetse is a Tibetan unit of measure, about a foot. Why anyone would want to repel them is mystery to me...

jagg · 05-06-2008, 05:58 AM

If you ever got to the Far East, don't bite an elephant. The results can be very unpleasant.

kgf3076 · 05-06-2008, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jagg

If you ever got to the Far East, don't bite an elephant. The results can be very unpleasant.

however, nibbling may be an option....

Java Junky · 05-06-2008, 08:50 AM

Close-out jewelry store: BlingBin.

jagg · 05-06-2008, 09:01 AM

I like the people at BlingBin alot.....They're so much more thoughtful and sincere than the guys at Glib Binn.

bbcricketta · 05-06-2008, 06:08 PM

bb has a niggling feeling that you boys are playing hard and fast with these anagrammatical equations.

Java Junky · 05-06-2008, 06:15 PM

Beeb . . could you make that a question?

jagg · 05-06-2008, 06:23 PM

"I'll take [The Anal Retentive Elderly] for $800, Alex."

Java Junky · 05-06-2008, 06:50 PM

Don't miss the latest adventurez'a Teen Rivet.

Scooter · 05-06-2008, 09:47 PM

This is a riot, bb, that was hilarious and you inserted yourself!

. But this is word association, so I'll invert my tee and yell "fore!"

kgf3076 · 05-07-2008, 02:15 AM

Four? You said FOUR? For what?

Java Junky · 05-07-2008, 03:44 AM

Rouf! Rouf! said Spot.
Oh, my aching head thought a hung-over Dick.
Spot, please stop barking said Jane.
Rouf said Dick. Rouf, rouf.

kgf3076 · 05-07-2008, 04:27 AM

A large black cloud over-hung Spot...it was TOPS....

Java Junky · 05-07-2008, 04:56 AM

Waitin' in line for his window order at Depot, all local female attention was switly brought to Fred'z crotch when the counterman shouted to his puller "This guy'z double-hung".

jagg · 05-07-2008, 05:48 AM

Wow, what a window of opportunity for the rest of the folks in line.
You don't see that kinda thing every day.

kgf3076 · 05-07-2008, 06:31 AM

This whole conversation is a real pane

05-04-2008, 06:27 AM	#2601 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,482	Con Carney (Art'z liddle-known brother.) __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-04-2008, 06:39 AM	#2603 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,482	"Hey rube!" __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-04-2008, 06:39 AM	#2604 (permalink)
DJJSR Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hooterville Posts: 1,674	Carney Folk, the family tree is missin a limb. __________________ Don

05-04-2008, 07:39 AM	#2605 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,482	Step right up folks! Right this way! See the eighth, ninth, tenth n' eleventh Wonderz'a the World! 'Right this way! Fer one thin dime, one tenth'uv'a dollar, you can witness these'n many other wonderous wonderz ta be able to tell yer kidz about. Ta tell yer kidz' kidz. Ta tell yer great-grandkidz. One liddle sliver'a silver'll le'cha witness the unwitnessed. The unbelievable. The never-before-seen in this western hemisphere wonderz'a the Orient, the darkest, deepest junglez'a Africa, South America n' the vast expansez'a the uncharted northern plainz. We've godda bearded lady (No Italian jokes.) Godda unicorn. Godda lady whut'z got tree arms! N' for the adult malez in'a crowd (if the wimmenfolk'd kine'ly turn their headz fer a seccund) we've got the true wonderment: Sheeba the jungle girl! Plucked by our own wild beast safari trapperz from the deepest'a jungles n' brought here, safely caged for the protection'uv our viewin' public. Watch as she devourz raw meat! Marvel'z she slitherz on'er belly like'a reptile! All fer one thin dime! The deal'a the century! Step right up folks, have somethin' ta tell yer friendz n' neighborz n' make'em green with envy! __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room. Last edited by Java Junky : 05-04-2008 at 08:08 AM.

05-04-2008, 01:50 PM	#2606 (permalink)
DJJSR Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hooterville Posts: 1,674	Java.......that's a little eerie. You're so good at that, you've either done it before or been there a lot. So is there really a 2 headed pig? (and a 3 legged jagg). __________________ Don

05-04-2008, 06:29 AM	#2602 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 2,449	Carney Folk, the bad side of the family that nobody talks about.

05-04-2008, 03:13 PM	#2607 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,482	Oh Don, don't be so formal. You can call me Sheeba. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-04-2008, 03:39 PM	#2608 (permalink)
SXY_S2K Trqless Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tempe, AZ Posts: 991	Well, I'm off like a prom dress, see you guyz later __________________ *Race time. Got to be serious, not stylish.* *www.myspace.com/kesmith3*

05-04-2008, 06:48 PM	#2610 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,482	Boyo, sure'z hell got these rubes shucked! Big promoter? Only "big" involved wuz the size'a the kaka I wuz shovelin' when I wuzzn't poundin' tentstakes. (Though, bein' there a while allowz'ya'da learn where all'a peep-holez in' Sheeba'z tent are.) Carny life'z somethin' whut should be experienced by everyone't least once. Sheeba'z don't come along but onc't in'a lifetime, y'know? __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-04-2008, 09:47 PM	#2611 (permalink)
Scooter Senior Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,037	Very nice patter java, shoulda known you were a natural carney. You used to sell tetse *repellent* even if it stank!

05-05-2008, 04:16 AM	#2612 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,482	Oh. That wuz the repellant whut stank? __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-05-2008, 04:18 AM	#2613 (permalink)
kgf3076 Grumpy old(er) phart Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Here today, gone tomorrow... Posts: 1,379	Better stink than shrink (btw, that's tsetse... ) __________________ "The BS stops when the green flag drops". In memory of David Weber - Malvern Racing

05-05-2008, 09:21 PM	#2614 (permalink)
Scooter Senior Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,037	A tetse is a Tibetan unit of measure, about a foot. Why anyone would want to repel them is mystery to me...

05-06-2008, 05:58 AM	#2615 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 2,449	If you ever got to the Far East, don't bite an elephant. The results can be very unpleasant.

05-06-2008, 08:50 AM	#2617 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,482	Close-out jewelry store: BlingBin. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-06-2008, 09:01 AM	#2618 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 2,449	I like the people at BlingBin alot.....They're so much more thoughtful and sincere than the guys at Glib Binn.

05-06-2008, 06:08 PM	#2619 (permalink)
bbcricketta normal aspiration Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: south georgia Posts: 689	bb has a niggling feeling that you boys are playing hard and fast with these anagrammatical equations. __________________ 2007 berlina black

05-06-2008, 06:15 PM	#2620 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,482	Beeb . . could you make that a question? __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-06-2008, 06:23 PM	#2621 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 2,449	"I'll take [The Anal Retentive Elderly] for $800, Alex."

05-06-2008, 06:50 PM	#2622 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,482	Don't miss the latest adventurez'a Teen Rivet. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-06-2008, 09:47 PM	#2623 (permalink)
Scooter Senior Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,037	This is a riot, bb, that was hilarious and you inserted yourself! . But this is word association, so I'll invert my tee and yell "fore!" Last edited by Scooter : 05-06-2008 at 09:52 PM.

05-07-2008, 02:15 AM	#2624 (permalink)
kgf3076 Grumpy old(er) phart Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Here today, gone tomorrow... Posts: 1,379	Four? You said FOUR? For what? __________________ "The BS stops when the green flag drops". In memory of David Weber - Malvern Racing

05-07-2008, 03:44 AM	#2625 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,482	Rouf! Rouf! said Spot. Oh, my aching head thought a hung-over Dick. Spot, please stop barking said Jane. Rouf said Dick. Rouf, rouf. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-07-2008, 04:27 AM	#2626 (permalink)
kgf3076 Grumpy old(er) phart Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Here today, gone tomorrow... Posts: 1,379	A large black cloud over-hung Spot...it was TOPS.... __________________ "The BS stops when the green flag drops". In memory of David Weber - Malvern Racing

05-07-2008, 04:56 AM	#2627 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,482	Waitin' in line for his window order at Depot, all local female attention was switly brought to Fred'z crotch when the counterman shouted to his puller "This guy'z double-hung". __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-07-2008, 05:48 AM	#2628 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 2,449	Wow, what a window of opportunity for the rest of the folks in line. You don't see that kinda thing every day.

05-07-2008, 06:31 AM	#2629 (permalink)
kgf3076 Grumpy old(er) phart Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Here today, gone tomorrow... Posts: 1,379	This whole conversation is a real pane __________________ "The BS stops when the green flag drops". In memory of David Weber - Malvern Racing