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Old 05-21-2008, 11:51 PM   #2721 (permalink)
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But what do you do with all the 'Roo pooh? Oh, yeesh, scatology...

Hah. Welcome, everyone, to page 69. Quality reading, this thread...
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Old 05-22-2008, 04:39 PM   #2722 (permalink)
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dang: 69 pages of my favorite all time thread and it has gone to the dogs and morphed into SXIT. this is a travesty, which is my NEW WORD. if anyone would like to play.
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Old 05-22-2008, 05:02 PM   #2723 (permalink)
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Unnerstan' they got lots'a colorful travestyz hangin' on'a wallz'a most'a Europez castley-type residences.
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Old 05-22-2008, 05:23 PM   #2724 (permalink)
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Yes, a TLC approach would be good for this thread, gents.
Check me out, I'm shinin' the turd here.

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Old 05-22-2008, 06:54 PM   #2725 (permalink)
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Shine On You Crazy Diamond --not one of my favourites, but it will do.
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Old 05-22-2008, 07:23 PM   #2726 (permalink)
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Um-m-m-m . . . . Beeb? Dincha mean Harvest Moon?
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Old 05-22-2008, 11:43 PM   #2727 (permalink)
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The full moon is sure having an effect here... Or maybe it's a vast hormone conspiracy...
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Old 05-23-2008, 12:42 AM   #2728 (permalink)
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Arrrrrr! D'me earz 'ear some sorry sea-goin' son'uv'a seacook swab talkin' piracy?
It be a subjek near'n dear ta yer ol' Cap'n'z 'eart it be. It'z mindin'ya I be tha'cha speakz onn'itt wi'proper respek. A much admired'n proud profession be piratin'.
Innkeep! Me rum, yuh scurvy dog, 'r it'z servin' up yer liver fer me crew I'll be.
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Old 05-23-2008, 05:19 AM   #2729 (permalink)
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Now, let's not duplicate the pirate thread...
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Old 05-23-2008, 05:50 AM   #2730 (permalink)
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Dunno how'd'izz wherever you're currently castin' shadder kg, but mama taught us'att it'z unwise ta cross blades with the type whut goez aroun' with cutlass hangin' from'eir waist. 'Specially when all yer packin;z'a four-finger Old Timer.
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Old 05-23-2008, 06:30 AM   #2731 (permalink)
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Partial to KaBar myself.
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Old 05-23-2008, 06:54 AM   #2732 (permalink)
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We be gettin' inta favored ground m'heartiez!
While me KaBar'z semi-retired (but alwayz available fer further duty) I'm findin' Cold Steel, Kershaw'n when, in'a Sunday-go'da-meetin' kind'a mood, somethin' special by Hibben.
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Old 05-23-2008, 10:28 AM   #2733 (permalink)
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Case, Buck, Schrade, Barlow...all make quality edges.
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Old 05-23-2008, 11:02 PM   #2734 (permalink)
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Good evenin' ladiez'n gentlemen.
May I open the evening'z bidding with Gerber.
The gentleman in the tweed . . . .
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Old 05-24-2008, 01:33 AM   #2735 (permalink)
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Uh, I must be hungry, 'cause all I can think of is burger. And if I don't get one soon, me harties, I'm gonna be gerr all over ya!
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Old 05-24-2008, 07:21 AM   #2736 (permalink)
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Hmm...berger...makes me think of Perry Mason
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Old 05-24-2008, 10:30 AM   #2737 (permalink)
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Big, roun' dude.
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Old 05-24-2008, 05:10 PM   #2738 (permalink)
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old hamilton could could never make a case stick when perry was involved.

lt. tragg, homicide: now he arrested a lot of folks that didn't do it.

never could figure out how tragg and burger could stay employed. they must have made some good cases.
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Old 05-24-2008, 05:41 PM   #2739 (permalink)
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Gumm'nt workerz.
Only way'da get rid'uv'em is ta wait fer their retirement.
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Old 05-25-2008, 12:42 AM   #2740 (permalink)
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Let's put Gumby on the case! I ain't gummin here...
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By Gum, I think you're on to something here Scoot.
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Old 05-26-2008, 11:04 PM   #2742 (permalink)
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A good case for a raincoat wearing gumshoe, perhaps?
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Old 05-26-2008, 11:33 PM   #2743 (permalink)
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A fine trait fer an able-bodied sea-goin . . . er-r-r-r . . ontra-pruneer
izz gumption. Id'll well see'im through when the seaz turn ill-natured ( . . 'r the wench'z beau'z ship turnz up in port earlier'n expected).
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Old 05-27-2008, 10:16 AM   #2744 (permalink)
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gumbo--lots of okra
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Add a bit of elephant steak and have a Jumbo gumbo
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The addition'a me ol' devil rum'll have ya done up proper-like, n' whu'chu'll be after the enjoyin'a hearty helpin'll be jumbo gumbo numbo.
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and after a heapin' helpin' of jumbo gumbo numbo, you're gonna be a jumbo gumbo numbo dumbo
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Old 05-27-2008, 01:50 PM   #2748 (permalink)
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throw in some weasel dust, and an incantation, and voila:

mumbo jumbo dumbo gumbo numbo---lots of okra. she has a show on the tv m-f at 4:00.
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and with a dash of the island's finest alcohol infused beverage you can be mumbo jumbo dumbo gumbo numbo rumbo (who is NOT kin to Sly Stone)
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(Tsk-tsk-tsk kg. 'Expected a more thurra job from the likez'a'ya laddie.)
The end result'a which'd be slack-jaw'd, slobberin' n' snorin' slumbo.
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