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Old 06-13-2008, 10:47 AM   #2881 (permalink)
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Don't blame us Dez. The internet was odiferous before any of us showed up.
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Old 06-14-2008, 03:33 AM   #2882 (permalink)
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Odiferous Rex!
But hey! Doggz'izz 'post'a smell like'att whenn'itt rainz.
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Old 06-14-2008, 09:34 PM   #2883 (permalink)
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Doggies smell everything! All is odoriferous...
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Old 06-16-2008, 12:16 PM   #2884 (permalink)
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doggies smell,
and when they're wet they stank.

man's best friend,
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Old 06-16-2008, 12:51 PM   #2885 (permalink)
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Yuh kin rank on muh car,
Yuh kin rank on muh kin,
Rank on ol' Blue'n
Yuh won't make that mistake ag'in.
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Old 06-16-2008, 12:57 PM   #2886 (permalink)
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Yeah. Don't mess with the doggies!

You wanna talk about rank, lets talk some skank....
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Old 06-16-2008, 01:04 PM   #2887 (permalink)
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Le's not'n jus' say we did.
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Old 06-16-2008, 02:13 PM   #2888 (permalink)
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It's raining so hard here I can't even see my car in the driveway...
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Old 06-16-2008, 02:31 PM   #2889 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2008, 07:43 PM   #2890 (permalink)
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"The monotone of the rain is beautiful,
And the sudden rise and slow relapse
Of the long multitudinous rain."

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Old 06-16-2008, 08:03 PM   #2891 (permalink)
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I say!
'Rawtha good piece'a writin' that.
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Old 06-17-2008, 12:28 AM   #2892 (permalink)
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That's 'cause bb's literate! And Java is lit'rit.
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Old 06-17-2008, 01:38 AM   #2893 (permalink)
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so now we've stooped to haiku?
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Old 06-17-2008, 03:07 AM   #2894 (permalink)
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'Course we stooped ta haiku kg.
'Godda be shoez-off'n sittin' on'em iddy-biddy rice-matz ta ead'att stuff.
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Old 06-17-2008, 03:19 AM   #2895 (permalink)
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I hear she stoops to conquer (thank you, Shakespeare)
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Old 06-17-2008, 06:48 AM   #2896 (permalink)
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haiku

that's not me, that's carl. i have given him credit. i wanted to see if anyone recognized the work. i don't think mr. sandberg did haiku, but he surely could have. i believe that she stoops to conquer is oliver goldsmith, kg. a comedy.
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Old 06-17-2008, 11:15 PM   #2897 (permalink)
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And it's not actually haiku, according to my coed, but it's nice...

Java, you borrowin' my double post trick?
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Old 06-18-2008, 02:11 AM   #2898 (permalink)
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'Tis indeed Mr Goldsmith who was a wordsmith...
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Old 06-18-2008, 03:05 AM   #2899 (permalink)
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It's all part'a the great whirldlygig whut we know'z life, inn'itt?
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:31 AM   #2900 (permalink)
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It's all part'a the great whirldlygig whut we know'z life, inn'itt?
Very tru Java. Im'ma file that away in my words of wisdom folder...
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:38 AM   #2901 (permalink)
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She stoops to conquer, yet I have to stand on my tippy-toes to reach the top of the medicine cabinet.

throw this in your file Dez....."Life's a bowl of wingnuts, and we're all outta ketchup."

----a Jaggism----
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Old 06-18-2008, 07:10 AM   #2902 (permalink)
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She stoops to conquer, yet I have to stand on my tippy-toes to reach the top of the medicine cabinet.

throw this in your file Dez....."Life's a bowl of wingnuts, and we're all outta ketchup."

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I think you would make a cute ballerina jagg.....








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"tippy-toes to reach the top of the medicine cabinet."???
You been stan'in' on'a sink again Jaggster?
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Old 06-18-2008, 10:45 AM   #2904 (permalink)
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"tippy-toes to reach the top of the medicine cabinet."???
You been stan'in' on'a sink again Jaggster?
Jagg. Since you are such a good kins of mine, I will help you reach the cabinet.

I am 6' 1, I just hope you arent 4' 8 and 395lbs. lol

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Old 06-18-2008, 11:03 AM   #2905 (permalink)
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Your mastery of the word association is impressive, my young padawan.

'n I'm not fat !! I'm just really dense.
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Old 06-18-2008, 10:42 PM   #2906 (permalink)
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Yes, he rates; my cabinet is below the sink, so I have to stoop to it...
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Youze guyz got no idea, doo yuz?
Proper stoopin' requirez, a'course, a stoop, n' the appropriate attire: a black tee with'a pack'a Luckyz (One'a which'z alwayz danglin' loosely from yer lip, jus' this side'a fallin' out.) tucked inta the rolled-up sleeve, ('r a guinea-tee in'a pinch, but they've really dropped from favor lately), cool shadez 'r'n equally cool bored-oud'a-yer-socks look.
This'izz all done ta the tune'a 5 ta 10'a the lesser-cool standin' 'roun' in attendance agreein' with anythin' ya say, laughin' at anythin' that might be even remotely funny, lightin' yer ciggz'n such.
Yuh dig?
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:33 AM   #2908 (permalink)
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Yuh dig?
Been watching too much BET lately Java? Thats a popular phrase from Yung Joc. (Maybe it was Jock Strap)
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