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#2881 (permalink) |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: The Endless Mountains
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Don't blame us Dez. The internet was odiferous before any of us showed up.
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Resident Curmudgeon
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Joisey
Posts: 5,436
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Odiferous Rex!
But hey! Doggz'izz 'post'a smell like'att whenn'itt rainz.
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#2883 (permalink) |
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Senior Newbie
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 1,229
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Doggies smell everything! All is odoriferous...
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#2884 (permalink) |
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normal aspiration
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: south georgia
Posts: 710
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doggies smell,
and when they're wet they stank. man's best friend, can be really rank.
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#2885 (permalink) |
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Resident Curmudgeon
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Joisey
Posts: 5,436
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Yuh kin rank on muh car,
Yuh kin rank on muh kin, Rank on ol' Blue'n Yuh won't make that mistake ag'in.
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#2886 (permalink) |
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All MOTOR S2K
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Sunshine State
Posts: 988
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Yeah. Don't mess with the doggies!
You wanna talk about rank, lets talk some skank....
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#2887 (permalink) |
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Resident Curmudgeon
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Joisey
Posts: 5,436
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Le's not'n jus' say we did.
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Grumpy old(er) phart
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Here today, gone tomorrow...
Posts: 1,309
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It's raining so hard here I can't even see my car in the driveway...
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"The BS stops when the green flag drops". In memory of David Weber - Malvern Racing |
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#2889 (permalink) |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: The Endless Mountains
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ditto.
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#2890 (permalink) |
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normal aspiration
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: south georgia
Posts: 710
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iterate
"The monotone of the rain is beautiful, And the sudden rise and slow relapse Of the long multitudinous rain." Carl Sandberg
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2007 berlina black Last edited by bbcricketta; 06-17-2008 at 06:41 AM. Reason: to give credit where credit is due |
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#2891 (permalink) |
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Resident Curmudgeon
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Joisey
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I say!
'Rawtha good piece'a writin' that.
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#2892 (permalink) |
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Senior Newbie
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 1,229
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That's 'cause bb's literate! And Java is lit'rit.
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#2893 (permalink) |
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Grumpy old(er) phart
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Here today, gone tomorrow...
Posts: 1,309
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so now we've stooped to haiku?
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"The BS stops when the green flag drops". In memory of David Weber - Malvern Racing |
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#2894 (permalink) |
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Resident Curmudgeon
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Joisey
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'Course we stooped ta haiku kg.
'Godda be shoez-off'n sittin' on'em iddy-biddy rice-matz ta ead'att stuff.
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#2895 (permalink) |
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Grumpy old(er) phart
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Here today, gone tomorrow...
Posts: 1,309
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I hear she stoops to conquer (thank you, Shakespeare)
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"The BS stops when the green flag drops". In memory of David Weber - Malvern Racing |
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#2896 (permalink) |
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normal aspiration
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: south georgia
Posts: 710
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haiku
that's not me, that's carl. i have given him credit. i wanted to see if anyone recognized the work. i don't think mr. sandberg did haiku, but he surely could have. i believe that she stoops to conquer is oliver goldsmith, kg. a comedy.
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#2897 (permalink) |
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Senior Newbie
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Las Vegas
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And it's not actually haiku, according to my coed, but it's nice...
Java, you borrowin' my double post trick? |
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#2898 (permalink) |
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Grumpy old(er) phart
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Here today, gone tomorrow...
Posts: 1,309
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'Tis indeed Mr Goldsmith who was a wordsmith...
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"The BS stops when the green flag drops". In memory of David Weber - Malvern Racing |
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#2899 (permalink) |
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Resident Curmudgeon
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Location: Joisey
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It's all part'a the great whirldlygig whut we know'z life, inn'itt?
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#2900 (permalink) |
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All MOTOR S2K
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Sunshine State
Posts: 988
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Very tru Java. Im'ma file that away in my words of wisdom folder...
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#2901 (permalink) |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: The Endless Mountains
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She stoops to conquer, yet I have to stand on my tippy-toes to reach the top of the medicine cabinet.
throw this in your file Dez....."Life's a bowl of wingnuts, and we're all outta ketchup." ----a Jaggism---- |
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All MOTOR S2K
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Sunshine State
Posts: 988
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Quote:
LOL
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#2903 (permalink) |
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Resident Curmudgeon
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Joisey
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"tippy-toes to reach the top of the medicine cabinet."???
You been stan'in' on'a sink again Jaggster?
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All MOTOR S2K
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Sunshine State
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Quote:
I am 6' 1, I just hope you arent 4' 8 and 395lbs. lol (I'm getting good at this game...)
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#2905 (permalink) |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: The Endless Mountains
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Your mastery of the word association is impressive, my young padawan.
'n I'm not fat !! I'm just really dense. |
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#2906 (permalink) |
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Senior Newbie
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Las Vegas
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Yes, he rates; my cabinet is below the sink, so I have to stoop to it...
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#2907 (permalink) |
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Resident Curmudgeon
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Joisey
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Youze guyz got no idea, doo yuz?
Proper stoopin' requirez, a'course, a stoop, n' the appropriate attire: a black tee with'a pack'a Luckyz (One'a which'z alwayz danglin' loosely from yer lip, jus' this side'a fallin' out.) tucked inta the rolled-up sleeve, ('r a guinea-tee in'a pinch, but they've really dropped from favor lately), cool shadez 'r'n equally cool bored-oud'a-yer-socks look. This'izz all done ta the tune'a 5 ta 10'a the lesser-cool standin' 'roun' in attendance agreein' with anythin' ya say, laughin' at anythin' that might be even remotely funny, lightin' yer ciggz'n such. Yuh dig?
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In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room. Last edited by Java Junky; 06-19-2008 at 02:22 AM. Reason: 'Hadda check the stoop |
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#2908 (permalink) |
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All MOTOR S2K
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Sunshine State
Posts: 988
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Been watching too much BET lately Java? Thats a popular phrase from Yung Joc. (Maybe it was Jock Strap)
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