Word association 1.0...calling KGF - Page 94

kgf3076 · 05-06-2009, 11:28 AM

I think you might actually be the Walrus...but that's only Paul talking...(and the critters are leeches...if you're losing your color, you be leaching....

)

jagg · 05-06-2009, 11:50 AM

Goo goo ka joob.

bbcricketta · 05-06-2009, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kgf3076

I think you might actually be the Walrus...but that's only Paul talking...(and the critters are leeches...if you're losing your color, you be leaching....

)

"the walrus was paul." that's john talking in glass onion. john also refers to himself as the walrus in i am the walrus.

pinniped poetry.

the walrus is also craig stadler.

The Walrus is a large, noisy mammal that spends most of its life in the sea, but also enjoys sunbathing on the beach. (sounds like jj) It is a large pinniped (related to seals and sea lions) that lives on the edge of the Arctic ice sheet (near joisey). Walruses are often hunted by polar bears and killer whales .

Anatomy: The Walrus has reddish-brown fur, grows to be up to 14 feet long and can weigh up to 2,000 pounds . The two tusks can grow to be over 3 feet long. Both males and females have tusks, but the males have slightly longer tusks. Walruses have 16 other, much shorter, teeth. Walruses have air sacs in their throat that let their head stay above the water - these air sacs act like a life preserver. A thick layer of fat (again jj) insulates the walrus from the cold Arctic waters. The whiskers (called vibrissae) help the walrus' sense of touch. The nostrils are closed in the resting state. Walruses can walk on all four legs when they are on land.

Diet: Walruses are carnivores; they eat mostly clams, snails, mussels, worms, sea cucumbers, and other animals that they find on the sea floor. If they are very hungry, they will eat seals, part of the official usmc diet.

jagg · 05-06-2009, 12:17 PM

Corporation T-shirt,
Stupid bloody Tuesday,
Man you've been a naughty boy,
ya let your face grow long.

Java Junky · 05-06-2009, 12:29 PM

Nah.
Jacob Marley wuzz'da walrus. ('N, 'ee may've been "spirited", budd'ee wuzz never intentionally naughty.)

Swingle1 · 05-06-2009, 12:33 PM

Anyone seen my ladder?

Java Junky · 05-06-2009, 12:43 PM

Dependz'll take care'a that Swing. ('R, so I'm told.)

Swingle1 · 05-06-2009, 01:15 PM

I don't think anyone wants to support the ladder while I'm up there wearing Depends.

Hmmm. Maybe I could wear a kilt.

bbcricketta · 05-06-2009, 03:14 PM

michael stipe is known to wear a sarong.

damn, i need to get a life!

Swingle1 · 05-06-2009, 03:27 PM

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/ima...n=5174&s=music

He, like tons of others, is just stealing Bowie's bit. A Hendrix perm and a long skirt circa 1970. The man made it awfully tough to be a hetero Bowie fan in Dallas.

Java Junky · 05-06-2009, 04:38 PM

Ee-e-e-e-e-eyuch!

bbcricketta · 05-06-2009, 05:14 PM

ol' dave may have been fakin' it. i don't think mike is (straight).

eunuch

Swingle1 · 05-06-2009, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbcricketta

ol' dave may have been fakin' it. i don't think mike is (straight).

eunuch

fakin' it? Dunno. I've always thought he was sellin' from both sides of the desk. Genius no matter where he sits.

So who performed the eunuch-ization procedure anyway?

Ballectomologist?

jagg · 05-06-2009, 06:40 PM

Relax, applying the excessively tight rubber band will only take a moment. They should fall off within the month. Don't bother washin' it, ...doesn't help.

Scooter · 05-06-2009, 10:43 PM

Help is right, you're all nutz! Double points...

Java Junky · 05-06-2009, 11:05 PM

Built-in meter fer gaugin' how fass'yer goin'r how close you came'da losin' it on'a lass corner: 'Nadometer.
Simply put: the rate with which one'z 'nadz scramble madly over one another'da get to a relative point'uv safety (max readin' on'a 'nadometer hazz'a liddle fellerz nestled, quiverin' jus' south'a yer throat).

Swingle1 · 05-07-2009, 07:44 AM

Which is WAYYY different than the controversial buttometer, a caliper-like device used by some airlines to determine whether a passenger must buy two tickets.

Java Junky · 05-07-2009, 07:58 AM

Boddum-feeder.
So plentiful that they're becomin'a norm.

Swingle1 · 05-07-2009, 08:13 AM

Trickle down economy no longer works (perhaps the prostate has grown too big to fail). That's why we're rebuilding this nation from the boddums-up. Sam!! 'nother round.

hmmm. combining political satire with bathroom AND bar room humor... Chance the gardener would be proud.

kgf3076 · 05-07-2009, 08:40 AM

Bodum* is what I use to make my coffee bright and early every morning...ummm-mmm good!!!

* Linky

bbcricketta · 05-07-2009, 08:53 AM

more like postum. i'm a plain old 8 o'clock joe myself.

Java Junky · 05-07-2009, 09:07 AM

Whut wuzz'itt we tol' that nice feller from Spain with the girl-friend who wuzz'a model?
Oh . . yeah: "If'yuh got picturez, post'em."

kgf3076 · 05-07-2009, 10:08 AM

and if you don't, smoke 'em...

bbcricketta · 05-07-2009, 01:21 PM

hokum

jagg · 05-07-2009, 01:33 PM

Toke 'em......I thought the green went off to war?

Java Junky · 05-07-2009, 09:10 PM

Tokem pole: American indian large, carved, wooden pole on which all the facez're smilin'n look like they've godd'a bit'uv'a buzz on.

Scooter · 05-07-2009, 11:52 PM

If you goddem...

Red Stwokay · 05-08-2009, 01:00 AM

Some times ya godda goad'em... Daily Double!!

Red Stwokay · 05-08-2009, 01:04 AM

Which of course leads to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida baby!

Sorry for goin' twice but didn't wannna miss that opportunity!

Java Junky · 05-08-2009, 01:22 AM

Doobie-doobie-doo, doo-doo-doo-doobie, doobie-doobie-doo, doo-doo-doo-doobie, doobie-doobie-doo, doo-doo-doo-doobie-doo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o . . .

Red Stwokay · 05-08-2009, 01:59 AM

Umm, Doobie Brothers???

Java Junky · 05-08-2009, 03:43 AM

Tsk-tsk Red . . that'z'a duplicate'a kg'z post# 3680 (Okay, okay kg. If it hadda capital D it'd be'a duplicate. Sheesh!)
So . . say yer woid Java . .
Doo bee . . or not doo bee. 'Don't bee'a question.

TOYOHONDA · 05-08-2009, 04:08 AM

hello friends I have a problem with my f22c 2006 in a toyota corolla 86 my engine is the one that has the throttle body electronic does not have the return of the gasoline neither the alone regulator I need the informacion of the pomp of the gas wath is the lbs and its volume? please answer me

bbcricketta · 05-08-2009, 04:12 AM

yabba, dabba, doo,

bb

bbcricketta · 05-08-2009, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TOYOHONDA

hello friends I have a problem with my f22c 2006 in a toyota corolla 86 my engine is the one that has the throttle body electronic does not have the return of the gasoline neither the alone regulator I need the informacion of the pomp of the gas wath is the lbs and its volume? please answer me

uhh, think u took a wrong turn at the signpost up ahead...perhaps you should select the Engine Tech / Drivetrain forum and try to reword your post?

regards,

bb

jagg · 05-08-2009, 07:04 AM

Anarchy!!! What's wrong with the world, that you can't even escape these idiots in the WA thread?

Java Junky · 05-08-2009, 08:20 AM

Malarkey.
(As fer the "Hello friendz" . . . remindz me'uv'a snake-oil salesman comin' upp'ta speed.)

Neil · 05-08-2009, 08:44 AM

Surely a taste of Irish

Java Junky · 05-08-2009, 09:39 AM

A wee bi' early in'a day fer'a taste Neil . . bu'iff'itt'z insistin' ye be . . .

bbcricketta · 05-08-2009, 06:45 PM

friday night...i am liable to get wasted...

Well I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it
Cuz I know just what I'm gonna do
I'll start to spend my money callin' everybody honey
And I'll wind up singin' the blues
I'll spend my whole paycheck on some old wreck
And brother I can name you a few
Well I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it
Cuz I know just what I'm gonna do

I gotta get drunk, I just can't stay sober
There's a lot of good people in town
Who like to see me holler, see me spend my dollar
And I wouldn't dream of lettin' 'em down
There's a lot of doctors tell me
That I'd better start slowing it down
But there's more old drunks than there are old doctors
So I guess we'd better have another round

thanks willie

05-06-2009, 11:28 AM	#3721 (permalink)
kgf3076 Raconteur Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: We might be sharing a time zone (but it's doubtful) Posts: 1,776	I think you might actually be the Walrus...but that's only Paul talking...(and the critters are leeches...if you're losing your color, you be leaching....) __________________ "The BS stops when the green flag drops". In memory of David Weber - Malvern Racing

05-06-2009, 12:29 PM	#3725 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	Nah. *Jacob* Marley wuzz'da walrus. ('N, 'ee may've been "spirited", budd'ee wuzz never intentionally naughty.) __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room. Last edited by Java Junky; 05-06-2009 at 12:43 PM.

05-06-2009, 12:43 PM	#3727 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	*Dependz*'ll take care'a that Swing. ('R, so I'm told.) __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-06-2009, 01:15 PM	#3728 (permalink)
Swingle1 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 762	I don't think anyone wants to support the ladder while I'm up there wearing Depends. Hmmm. Maybe I could wear a kilt. Last edited by Swingle1; 05-06-2009 at 01:17 PM.

05-06-2009, 03:14 PM	#3729 (permalink)
bbcricketta normal aspiration Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: south georgia Posts: 1,052	why not a kilt? michael stipe is known to wear a sarong. damn, i need to get a life! __________________ 2007 berlina black

05-06-2009, 11:50 AM	#3722 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,234	Goo goo ka joob.

05-06-2009, 12:17 PM	#3724 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,234	Corporation T-shirt, Stupid bloody Tuesday, Man you've been a naughty boy, ya let your face grow long.

05-06-2009, 12:33 PM	#3726 (permalink)
Swingle1 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 762	Anyone seen my ladder?

05-06-2009, 03:27 PM	#3730 (permalink)
Swingle1 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 762	http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/ima...n=5174&s=music He, like tons of others, is just stealing Bowie's bit. A Hendrix perm and a long skirt circa 1970. The man made it awfully tough to be a hetero Bowie fan in Dallas.

05-06-2009, 04:38 PM	#3731 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	*Ee-e-e-e-e-eyuch!* __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-06-2009, 05:14 PM	#3732 (permalink)
bbcricketta normal aspiration Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: south georgia Posts: 1,052	ol' dave may have been fakin' it. i don't think mike is (straight). eunuch __________________ 2007 berlina black

05-06-2009, 06:40 PM	#3734 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,234	Relax, applying the excessively tight rubber band will only take a moment. They should fall off within the month. Don't bother washin' it, ...doesn't help.

05-06-2009, 10:43 PM	#3735 (permalink)
Scooter Senior Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,587	Help is right, you're all nutz! Double points...

05-06-2009, 11:05 PM	#3736 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	Built-in meter fer gaugin' how fass'yer goin'r how close you came'da losin' it on'a lass corner: *'Nadometer*. Simply put: the rate with which one'z 'nadz scramble madly over one another'da get to a relative point'uv safety (max readin' on'a 'nadometer hazz'a liddle fellerz nestled, quiverin' jus' south'a yer throat). __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-07-2009, 07:44 AM	#3737 (permalink)
Swingle1 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 762	Which is WAYYY different than the controversial buttometer, a caliper-like device used by some airlines to determine whether a passenger must buy two tickets.

05-07-2009, 07:58 AM	#3738 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	*Boddum-feeder.* So plentiful that they're becomin'a norm. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-07-2009, 08:13 AM	#3739 (permalink)
Swingle1 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 762	Trickle down economy no longer works (perhaps the prostate has grown too big to fail). That's why we're rebuilding this nation from the boddums-up. Sam!! 'nother round. hmmm. combining political satire with bathroom AND bar room humor... Chance the gardener would be proud.

05-07-2009, 08:40 AM	#3740 (permalink)
kgf3076 Raconteur Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: We might be sharing a time zone (but it's doubtful) Posts: 1,776	Bodum* is what I use to make my coffee bright and early every morning...ummm-mmm good!!! * Linky __________________ "The BS stops when the green flag drops". In memory of David Weber - Malvern Racing

05-07-2009, 08:53 AM	#3741 (permalink)
bbcricketta normal aspiration Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: south georgia Posts: 1,052	more like postum. i'm a plain old 8 o'clock joe myself. __________________ 2007 berlina black

05-07-2009, 09:07 AM	#3742 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	Whut wuzz'itt we tol' that nice feller from Spain with the girl-friend who wuzz'a model? Oh . . yeah: "If'yuh got picturez, *post'em*." __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-07-2009, 10:08 AM	#3743 (permalink)
kgf3076 Raconteur Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: We might be sharing a time zone (but it's doubtful) Posts: 1,776	and if you don't, smoke 'em... __________________ "The BS stops when the green flag drops". In memory of David Weber - Malvern Racing

05-07-2009, 01:21 PM	#3744 (permalink)
bbcricketta normal aspiration Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: south georgia Posts: 1,052	hokum __________________ 2007 berlina black

05-07-2009, 01:33 PM	#3745 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,234	Toke 'em......I thought the green went off to war?

05-07-2009, 09:10 PM	#3746 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	*Tokem pole*: American indian large, carved, wooden pole on which all the facez're smilin'n look like they've godd'a bit'uv'a buzz on. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-07-2009, 11:52 PM	#3747 (permalink)
Scooter Senior Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,587	If you goddem...

05-08-2009, 01:00 AM	#3748 (permalink)
Red Stwokay Dismember Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: THE TAX STATE, CT Posts: 587	Some times ya godda goad'em... Daily Double!! __________________ FAST THINKERS DRIVE FAST! Why expect less?

05-08-2009, 01:04 AM	#3749 (permalink)
Red Stwokay Dismember Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: THE TAX STATE, CT Posts: 587	Which of course leads to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida baby! Sorry for goin' twice but didn't wannna miss that opportunity! __________________ FAST THINKERS DRIVE FAST! Why expect less? Last edited by Red Stwokay; 05-08-2009 at 01:14 AM.

05-08-2009, 01:22 AM	#3750 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	*Doobie-doobie-doo, doo-doo-doo-doobie, doobie-doobie-doo, doo-doo-doo-doobie, doobie-doobie-doo, doo-doo-doo-doobie-doo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o . . .* __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-08-2009, 01:59 AM	#3751 (permalink)
Red Stwokay Dismember Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: THE TAX STATE, CT Posts: 587	Umm, Doobie Brothers??? __________________ FAST THINKERS DRIVE FAST! Why expect less?

05-08-2009, 03:43 AM	#3752 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	Tsk-tsk Red . . that'z'a duplicate'a kg'z post# 3680 (Okay, okay kg. If it hadda capital D it'd be'a duplicate. Sheesh!) So . . say yer woid Java . . *Doo bee* . . or not doo bee. 'Don't bee'a question. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-08-2009, 04:08 AM	#3753 (permalink)
TOYOHONDA Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3	please help the info the pomp s2000 hello friends I have a problem with my f22c 2006 in a toyota corolla 86 my engine is the one that has the throttle body electronic does not have the return of the gasoline neither the alone regulator I need the informacion of the pomp of the gas wath is the lbs and its volume? please answer me

05-08-2009, 04:12 AM	#3754 (permalink)
bbcricketta normal aspiration Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: south georgia Posts: 1,052	yabba, dabba, doo, bb __________________ 2007 berlina black

05-08-2009, 07:04 AM	#3756 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,234	Anarchy!!! What's wrong with the world, that you can't even escape these idiots in the WA thread?

05-08-2009, 08:20 AM	#3757 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	*Malarkey.* (As fer the "Hello friendz" . . . remindz me'uv'a snake-oil salesman comin' upp'ta speed.) __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-08-2009, 08:44 AM	#3758 (permalink)
Neil Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 1,514	Surely a taste of Irish