Talk Like Java Day

Scooter · 02-05-2008, 12:30 AM

'aaay, if'n it's good'nuf fer pirates, our fav'rit apostroph'er outta 'ave 'is own day. Go fer it, it's lots harder'n it looks - jus' try it y'self! Th' day after 'is birthday (thanks Doc) oughta be a good day fer tryin it in 'is honor. An' I know you'll do better'n me!

be well,
=scott

Java Junky · 02-05-2008, 12:33 AM

This is like an experiment gone horribly wrong.

Kalm_Traveler · 02-05-2008, 02:37 AM

ya Scoot, ye kind of overdun it with somathe things JJ speaks out with.

Neil · 02-05-2008, 06:05 AM

O rite u lot.............im finkin wer do i start, n' tribute to jj there can oly be 1 .................please ........let ther only b one....

Neil

TheSoundMan21 · 02-05-2008, 09:12 AM

arrr

s2k 4 me · 02-05-2008, 09:22 AM

I can see this threads gonna give me a headache

aladdin20110 · 02-05-2008, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Java Junky

This is like an experiment gone horribly wrong.

u all are funny.... and did Java jus speak NORMAL Tongue !!???

jagg · 02-05-2008, 09:58 AM

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I can see this threads gonna give me a headache

Headache? Don't ledder git ya down s2k4me.

The ol' noggin'z a thumpin'? Brainbox'z godda sears best heavy duty case 'a jus gotdun gettin' a stompin' from someone resembliln' the likes' a Haystacks Calhoon? Those final two er tree goblets'a da finest fruita d'vine makin' ya feels a bit offa kilter dis particular fine morn?

Use whut d'pros r'calling the best thing sinz a risin yeastball whutz bin baked 'n sliced up.

JAVA POWDER......a bit'a it stirred up'n a big ole glass a da clear stuff dat the good Lord letz fall oudda the sky, 'n whutz boun' ta rinse soma da salt offa Stewie.

Drink 'er down...... brainbanger eventually 'll go on itz merry 'ol way....
tis magical I tell ya.

Available at any local drugstore......

Regards, and BE WELL.......
jagg

Java Junky · 02-05-2008, 04:01 PM

Arrrr!
It's thinkin' I am, tha' I best be givin' me stern an extra watch.
'Appears'att some'a me matey'z be doin' Java-speak better'n the ol' buzz'rd hissownself n' 'at bodes ill fer the ol' raggtopper.
Cann'ya be seein' the site full taken by the likes'a not but Java-speakin' scoundrels n' scalawags so that na a word'a the king'z english be spoken n' any poor wretch findin' 'imself newly aboard our fine ship'd be fair sure 'eed been shanghai'd to a sea-goin' bedlam.
It's frightful scary waters we be sailin' mates. Frightful scary.
(N' thanks gang. Noble efforts all n' I think I've managed to drop the IQ of everybody on the site by at least 10%.)
Be well,
Java

TheSoundMan21 · 02-05-2008, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Java Junky

Arrrr!
It's thinkin' I am, tha' I best be givin' me stern an extra watch.
'Appears'att some'a me matey'z be doin' Java-speak better'n the ol' buzz'rd hissownself n' 'at bodes ill fer the ol' raggtopper.
Cann'ya be seein' the site full taken by the likes'a not but Java-speakin' scoundrels n' scalawags so that na a word'a the king'z english be spoken n' any poor wretch findin' 'imself newly aboard our fine ship'd be fair sure 'eed been shanghai'd to a sea-goin' bedlam.
It's frightful scary waters we be sailin' mates. Frightful scary.
(N' thanks gang. Noble efforts all n' I think I've managed to drop the IQ of everybody on the site by at least 10%.)
Be well,
Java

wow that was awesome

Joyce · 02-05-2008, 04:31 PM

I wouldn't know where to start--------------you guys are really funny.

bobby2002s2k. · 02-05-2008, 04:40 PM

I"m with you joyce, I dont even know where to start. I tried there java but my ECM just smoked out.lol.

bbcricketta · 02-05-2008, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Java Junky

This is like an experiment gone horribly wrong.

anybody else see the irony in the above statement?

Java Junky · 02-05-2008, 05:44 PM

Pssst! Aye lad. It's seein' yer point I am . . but the crew'z been heavy inta me rum n' it appear'z that they're beyond carin' fer the time bein'.

jagg · 02-05-2008, 06:03 PM

Agreed,

It appears there's rum induced mutiny afoot. Things'll be more settled down after "talk like java day" is over.

jagg

gomarlins3 · 02-05-2008, 07:36 PM

My head hurts now.

philiam · 02-05-2008, 10:08 PM

Nice try folks, but it takes time to develop a style like that. You have to work at it. I gave it a try but my fingers got all tangled up.

Scooter · 02-06-2008, 12:06 AM

It's definitely harder than it looks! Some nice tries, though, jagg must be Java's secret alter ego...
Next year we should try "Talk Like Java Talking Like a Pirate Day"...

DJJSR · 02-06-2008, 07:25 AM

Jagg, that's really close. I'm concerned about your well being. Next time leave the ice out of the glass and I think you have it.

For those of you that may not know about it already, this book may help. Available at Barnes and Noble for $39.95, but you have to ask for it. They don't leave them on the shelf (kids and all, ya know).

02-05-2008, 12:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
Scooter Senior Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,229	Talk Like Java Day 'aaay, if'n it's good'nuf fer pirates, our fav'rit apostroph'er outta 'ave 'is own day. Go fer it, it's lots harder'n it looks - jus' try it y'self! Th' day after 'is birthday (thanks Doc) oughta be a good day fer tryin it in 'is honor. An' I know you'll do better'n me! be well, =scott

02-05-2008, 12:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,436	This is like an experiment gone horribly wrong. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

02-05-2008, 09:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
TheSoundMan21 Village Pyro Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 1,042	arrr __________________ If you want to avoid toil, check your God Blessed OIL.

02-05-2008, 04:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,436	Arrrr! It's thinkin' I am, tha' I best be givin' me stern an extra watch. 'Appears'att some'a me matey'z be doin' Java-speak better'n the ol' buzz'rd hissownself n' 'at bodes ill fer the ol' raggtopper. Cann'ya be seein' the site full taken by the likes'a not but Java-speakin' scoundrels n' scalawags so that na a word'a the king'z english be spoken n' any poor wretch findin' 'imself newly aboard our fine ship'd be fair sure 'eed been shanghai'd to a sea-goin' bedlam. It's frightful scary waters we be sailin' mates. Frightful scary. (N' thanks gang. Noble efforts all n' I think I've managed to drop the IQ of everybody on the site by at least 10%.) Be well, Java __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

02-05-2008, 04:40 PM	#12 (permalink)
bobby2002s2k. S2K 4 life!! Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 239	I"m with you joyce, I dont even know where to start. I tried there java but my ECM just smoked out.lol. __________________ ITs been over a year and i still cant keep my foot off the floor!

02-05-2008, 02:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
Kalm_Traveler Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Salt Lake City, UT, USA Posts: 254	ya Scoot, ye kind of overdun it with somathe things JJ speaks out with.

02-05-2008, 06:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
Neil Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 1,032	O rite u lot.............im finkin wer do i start, n' tribute to jj there can oly be 1 .................please ........let ther only b one.... Neil

02-05-2008, 09:22 AM	#6 (permalink)
s2k 4 me Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 324	I can see this threads gonna give me a headache

02-05-2008, 04:31 PM	#11 (permalink)
Joyce Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 95	I wouldn't know where to start--------------you guys are really funny.

02-05-2008, 05:44 PM	#14 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,436	Pssst! Aye lad. It's seein' yer point I am . . but the crew'z been heavy inta me rum n' it appear'z that they're beyond carin' fer the time bein'. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

02-05-2008, 06:03 PM	#15 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 2,524	Agreed, It appears there's rum induced mutiny afoot. Things'll be more settled down after "talk like java day" is over. jagg

02-05-2008, 07:36 PM	#16 (permalink)
gomarlins3 "Enjoy the drive" Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kuna Idaho Posts: 2,814	My head hurts now. __________________ Yablownowitz Racing brought to you by Anytime Fitness. Happiness is a nice road, great weather, and driving the S with Sue in the seat next to me. "Whatever you do, where ever you go, enjoy the drive." I know for a FACT that the last year of production of the S2000 is 2003!!!!! After that, it will be the S2200 under an assumed name.

02-05-2008, 10:08 PM	#17 (permalink)
philiam Senior Member, Literally Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: woodland hills, CA Posts: 1,639	Nice try folks, but it takes time to develop a style like that. You have to work at it. I gave it a try but my fingers got all tangled up. __________________

02-06-2008, 12:06 AM	#18 (permalink)
Scooter Senior Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,229	It's definitely harder than it looks! Some nice tries, though, jagg must be Java's secret alter ego... Next year we should try "Talk Like Java Talking Like a Pirate Day"...

02-06-2008, 07:25 AM	#19 (permalink)
DJJSR Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hooterville Posts: 1,752	Jagg, that's really close. I'm concerned about your well being. Next time leave the ice out of the glass and I think you have it. For those of you that may not know about it already, this book may help. Available at Barnes and Noble for $39.95, but you have to ask for it. They don't leave them on the shelf (kids and all, ya know). __________________ Don

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