So let me get this striaght...

TheSoundMan21 · 02-15-2008, 02:35 PM

Ok I have been on these fourms for awhile and the mystery of who is Java pops up from time to time. These are a group of things I have found so far.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbcricketta

WE ARE WATCHING. JAVA IS AN ALIEN FROM NORDZORK. WE ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH. HOW DID YOU DISCOVER THIS? WE HAVE WAYS TO MAKE YOU TALK.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbcricketta

java is bob dylan 'ceptin' he's eyetalian an' not jooish.

"You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows"

yours faithfully,
robert "java" zimmerman

Who is Java?

DJJSR · 02-15-2008, 02:51 PM

He's hard to recognize but if he takes off the baseball cap, this is him.........

TheSoundMan21 · 02-15-2008, 02:55 PM

OK DJJSR thats just mean....lol

DJJSR · 02-15-2008, 03:00 PM

Oh no!!!! Don't take that the wrong way! That guy is actually a very important person, the Kalidasa Swami. AKA Java Junky during the week.

TheSoundMan21 · 02-15-2008, 03:03 PM

I picture Java like that wise man on the hill.... lol

s2000isu · 02-15-2008, 03:14 PM

This is how I picture Java.

Java Junky · 02-15-2008, 03:34 PM

Dunno lads. H't's thinkin' oi am'att someb'uhy'z ga' jus' a we-e-e-e-ee bi' too much toime on 'izz'ands.
Don't see that picture havin' "Java" underneath it. That picture has "Don" underneath it.
'Side'z . . H20'zgot the rightz tooitt n'z runnin' my picture. (I get royalties everytime he posts . . . okay, okay . . . so everytime 'ee uses my picture I pay him. Whut's the diff?)
'Simply godda find you guyz some work ta do on the site.
Java

NO, NO, NO, NO! I've assembled 'em fer a livin' isu. Picture me on most anything, but please don't picture me on a Beemer.

SM, I jus' saw that "wise ma . . (snort!) . . the . . um-m-m-m . . (urk!) . . that um-m-m-m . . wise . . Wait! Wait! . . I can doo this! Phew! . . Okay. Now. I jus' saw that "wis . . snerk! Ow! Ow! . . Oh! Oh! . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

H20 · 02-15-2008, 04:17 PM

He's in the middle! Why all the speculating?

Java Junky · 02-15-2008, 04:21 PM

I'll take two 5x7's n' one nice 8x10.

H20 · 02-15-2008, 05:18 PM

Java's parents tried desparately to make him the Ivory Snow baby..no go..

H20 · 02-15-2008, 05:22 PM

Heres the shot he sent to E-Harmony.com looking for a date. No takers yet...Don't mention this to Mrs. Junky..

S2000dude · 02-15-2008, 05:28 PM

H2O, That's perfect! Java's identity is revealed !!!!

Let's do T-shirts!!!!!!!!!

Java Junky · 02-15-2008, 05:28 PM

Those're all genuine H2, except for the one in the center-drive McLaren/Morgan, which wuz a celebrity look-alike (I wuz in Columbia at the time.)
(I wuz wonderin' where that family photo-album got off to.)
Java

S2000dude · 02-15-2008, 05:32 PM

That's Dom DeLuise to Java's left, yes?

Java Junky · 02-15-2008, 05:35 PM

No Dude. Another celebrity look-alike. Dom was in Italy at the time'z I recall.

H20 · 02-15-2008, 06:09 PM

Makes ya want to strap a big leather belt around your S's bonnett eh?
Hehe..Mclaren Morgan..hehe

jagg · 02-15-2008, 07:09 PM

Picture 038.jpg

philiam · 02-15-2008, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H20

He's in the middle! Why all the speculating?

Java's a Morgan?

Java Junky · 02-15-2008, 11:19 PM

No Phil. Hell is Morgan, Java'z a caffeine jolt, Resandy is Patch, Jagg'z the mountain man, H20 has the rights to the Java family album, kg is Carmen San Diego, Doc'z Doc n' I'm Grumpy.
There. 'Z'att help ya?

philiam · 02-15-2008, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Java Junky

No Phil. Hell is Morgan, Java'z a caffeine jolt, Resandy is Patch, Jagg'z the mountain man, H20 has the rights to the Java family album, kg is Carmen San Diego, Doc'z Doc n' I'm Grumpy.
There. 'Z'att help ya?

Hell is yellow?

Java Junky · 02-15-2008, 11:33 PM

'S'nott'an impression'att I've gotten from 'im. 'Leastwize he keeps postin' a flick'uv red.

Scooter · 02-16-2008, 12:06 AM

Java?

Java Junky · 02-16-2008, 12:14 AM

That's scary accurate Scoot 'ceptin' it ain't near old lookin' enough.

gomarlins3 · 02-16-2008, 06:53 AM

I am going with this:

Java Junky · 02-16-2008, 07:04 AM

Holy crap!
N' the Go man jumpz inta the fray!
Dammitt Go. It's'a weekend n' I don' wanna go shoppin' fer Depends on'a weekend n' I'm runnin' low. Ain't got no couponz neither.
You'll pardon me while I go gedda dry pair . .
Java

HELL_ON_WHEELS · 02-18-2008, 07:01 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Java Junky

No Phil. Hell is Morgan, Java'z a caffeine jolt, Resandy is Patch, Jagg'z the mountain man, H20 has the rights to the Java family album, kg is Carmen San Diego, Doc'z Doc n' I'm Grumpy.
There. 'Z'att help ya?

Hell is yellow?

hey how did I get pulled into this

first pic is good ol' Java, next oh look its me taking a nap, and then we have the whole gang

TheSoundMan21 · 02-18-2008, 07:48 AM

hmm we should have an S2000 meeting and take pics and sell them.

Java Junky · 02-18-2008, 08:51 AM

Okay, okay . . . I'll give ya that Hell.
But that was a particularly bad hair-day n' it ain't my best picture.

02-15-2008, 02:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
DJJSR Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hooterville Posts: 1,752	He's hard to recognize but if he takes off the baseball cap, this is him......... __________________ Don

02-15-2008, 02:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
TheSoundMan21 Village Pyro Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 1,042	OK DJJSR thats just mean....lol __________________ If you want to avoid toil, check your God Blessed OIL.

02-15-2008, 03:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
DJJSR Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hooterville Posts: 1,752	Oh no!!!! Don't take that the wrong way! That guy is actually a very important person, the Kalidasa Swami. AKA Java Junky during the week. __________________ Don

02-15-2008, 03:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
TheSoundMan21 Village Pyro Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 1,042	I picture Java like that wise man on the hill.... lol __________________ If you want to avoid toil, check your God Blessed OIL.

02-15-2008, 03:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
s2000isu Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: pa Posts: 1,180	This is how I picture Java. __________________ S2kx2: "paint it pink! Or better yet buy a Miata" 2001 Vortech SC 12.8 at 111 miles per hour

02-15-2008, 03:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,436	Dunno lads. H't's thinkin' oi am'att someb'uhy'z ga' jus' a *we-e-e-e-ee* bi' too much toime on 'izz'ands. Don't see that picture havin' "Java" underneath it. That picture has "Don" underneath it. 'Side'z . . H20'zgot the rightz tooitt n'z runnin' my picture. (I get royalties everytime he posts . . . okay, okay . . . so everytime 'ee uses my picture I pay him. Whut's the diff?) 'Simply godda find you guyz some work ta do on the site. Java NO, NO, NO, NO! I've assembled 'em fer a livin' isu. Picture me on most anything, but *please* don't picture me on a Beemer. SM, I jus' saw that "wise ma . . (snort!) . . the . . um-m-m-m . . (urk!) . . that um-m-m-m . . wise . . Wait! Wait! . . I can doo this! Phew! . . Okay. Now. I jus' saw that "wis . . snerk! Ow! Ow! . . Oh! Oh! . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room. Last edited by Java Junky; 02-15-2008 at 04:19 PM. Reason: Oh gawd it hurts . .

02-15-2008, 04:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
H20 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: CT, USA Posts: 425	He's in the middle! Why all the speculating?

02-15-2008, 04:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,436	I'll take two 5x7's n' one nice 8x10. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

02-15-2008, 05:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
H20 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: CT, USA Posts: 425	Java's parents tried desparately to make him the Ivory Snow baby..no go..

02-15-2008, 05:22 PM	#11 (permalink)
H20 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: CT, USA Posts: 425	Heres the shot he sent to E-Harmony.com looking for a date. No takers yet...Don't mention this to Mrs. Junky..

02-15-2008, 05:28 PM	#12 (permalink)
S2000dude Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Spring Lake Hts, NJ Posts: 241	H2O, That's perfect! Java's identity is revealed !!!! Let's do T-shirts!!!!!!!!! __________________ you've just entered a dimension of sight & sound and high Revs. You've entered the V-Tec Zone ! 2005 NFR - good bye ol' friend 2008 Laguna Blue - welcome to my garage ! My first car - 1956 Studebaker Hawk !

02-15-2008, 05:28 PM	#13 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,436	Those're all genuine H2, except for the one in the center-drive McLaren/Morgan, which wuz a celebrity look-alike (I wuz in Columbia at the time.) (I wuz wonderin' where that family photo-album got off to.) Java __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room. Last edited by Java Junky; 02-15-2008 at 05:33 PM. Reason: Family tree accuracy

02-15-2008, 05:32 PM	#14 (permalink)
S2000dude Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Spring Lake Hts, NJ Posts: 241	That's Dom DeLuise to Java's left, yes? __________________ you've just entered a dimension of sight & sound and high Revs. You've entered the V-Tec Zone ! 2005 NFR - good bye ol' friend 2008 Laguna Blue - welcome to my garage ! My first car - 1956 Studebaker Hawk !

02-15-2008, 05:35 PM	#15 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,436	No Dude. Another celebrity look-alike. Dom was in Italy at the time'z I recall. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

02-15-2008, 06:09 PM	#16 (permalink)
H20 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: CT, USA Posts: 425	Makes ya want to strap a big leather belt around your S's bonnett eh? Hehe..Mclaren Morgan..hehe

02-15-2008, 07:09 PM	#17 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 2,524	Picture 038.jpg

02-15-2008, 11:19 PM	#19 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,436	No Phil. *Hell* is Morgan, Java'z a caffeine jolt, Resandy is Patch, Jagg'z the mountain man, H20 has the rights to the Java family album, kg is Carmen San Diego, Doc'z Doc n' I'm Grumpy. There. 'Z'att help ya? __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room. Last edited by Java Junky; 02-15-2008 at 11:27 PM. Reason: Why, clarity . . of course.

02-15-2008, 11:33 PM	#21 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,436	'S'nott'an impression'att I've gotten from 'im. 'Leastwize he keeps postin' a flick'uv red. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

02-16-2008, 12:14 AM	#23 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,436	That's scary accurate Scoot 'ceptin' it ain't near old lookin' enough. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

02-16-2008, 06:53 AM	#24 (permalink)
gomarlins3 "Enjoy the drive" Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kuna Idaho Posts: 2,814	I am going with this: __________________ Yablownowitz Racing brought to you by Anytime Fitness. Happiness is a nice road, great weather, and driving the S with Sue in the seat next to me. "Whatever you do, where ever you go, enjoy the drive." I know for a FACT that the last year of production of the S2000 is 2003!!!!! After that, it will be the S2200 under an assumed name.

02-16-2008, 07:04 AM	#25 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,436	*Holy crap!* *N' the Go man jumpz inta the fray!* Dammitt Go. It's'a weekend n' I don' wanna go shoppin' fer Depends on'a weekend n' I'm runnin' low. Ain't got no couponz neither. You'll pardon me while I go gedda dry pair . . Java __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

02-18-2008, 07:48 AM	#27 (permalink)
TheSoundMan21 Village Pyro Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 1,042	hmm we should have an S2000 meeting and take pics and sell them. __________________ If you want to avoid toil, check your God Blessed OIL.

02-18-2008, 08:51 AM	#28 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,436	Okay, okay . . . I'll give ya that Hell. But that was a *particularly* bad hair-day n' it ain't my best picture. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.