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DJJSR · 05-07-2008, 09:28 PM

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my
medical board?
Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang forum
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH
Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?
Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Prius forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forum
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.
Porsche forum
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the
movie company. (pics)
Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get
pee stains out of the leather?
Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.
Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
SRT Forum
"Will this void my warranty"
RX7 Forum
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
Supra Forum
-Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Corvette Forum
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel
Ford forum
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

4406pack · 05-07-2008, 10:00 PM

D1sclaimer · 05-07-2008, 10:12 PM

Heres a couple more for ya

Subaru WRX STIforum
- I upgraded my turbo and I'm putting 500whp. Why did my engine only last 5k?
(does not come stock with forged internals)

Mustang forum
- I took a turn. Look what happened. pics

Sportsbike forum
- Why do Harley owners always flip me off when I wave?

Porsche forum
- Why did my $106,000 GT3 get beat by a Honda s2000 at the track?

Lexus forum
- Some guy thought my Lexus was a Toyota. I just laughed at him.

J'sS2K · 05-07-2008, 10:21 PM

DUDE, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR RACIST THREAD

Excellent job!

cbrguy7 · 05-08-2008, 12:03 AM

thats freakin awesome man! props!!!

Java Junky · 05-08-2008, 01:22 AM

(Continuing case observation, Subject DJJSR {AKA Don} 8th May, 2008: A deeply disturbed individual who'z, no doubt, been shunned by the more normal aspectz'a motorin' society throughout 'izz formative yearz because of some illusionary attraction to thingz bowtie.
'Chancez'uv reclamation're hopeless.
'Best case scenario is to humor him'n keep'im where you kin see'im.)

Good stuff Don.
'S'okay big fella,but it's been three dayz now.
Whud'ja doo with nurse Rachitt?

SilverS2K422 · 05-08-2008, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J'sS2K

DUDE, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR RACIST THREAD

Excellent job!

i think the word you are looking for is prejudice. racist meaning race, black, white, hispanic, asian etc...

anyways awsome thread everything is soo true. nice

DJJSR · 05-08-2008, 06:47 AM

Racist? No, unless that means someone who likes to race is a racist.

Prejudice? Maybe, but I'm usually not that judgmental.

Bias? Probably, based on past experiences.

It's interesting, and often funny, how we usually associate certain types of people with certain vehicles. Sometimes it's fairly accurate, sometimes it's not. Look at the variety of people we have here on our forum. Some folks are mature, rational, upstanding contributors to society. And then there's me.

gotta go, my medz are here and I'll forget all about this conversation in 20 minutes. Hey, leave the door unlocked, will ya!!!

Java Junky · 05-08-2008, 08:02 AM

C'mon Don.
I know she deservez'itt'n'all . . . . . but it'z goin' on 4 dayz n' yuh know how bad she abusez the rest'uv us whenever yuh've lock'd'er away like'iss . . . . . . the orderliez weren't out lookin' for'er . . . . they're all down't Duganz . . . . n' everybody else refusez ta look for'er.
'Give'yuh one'a my Perkycettez?

TheSoundMan21 · 05-08-2008, 08:17 AM

Ya all those line up really......However I dont see the Mini one really viable. But all the others fits perfectly.

S2000 Fourm
How do I get more horse power without spending $6k?

gomarlins3 · 05-08-2008, 09:35 AM

Those are cute.

Daddy Zach · 05-08-2008, 07:30 PM

Don,
I have been sitting here laughing, thanks so much for the smile after a tough day!
The only problem is the mummy one thinks there is something very wrong with me , maybe she knows something I don't??

DJJSR · 05-08-2008, 07:55 PM

DZ - My wife thinks I'm a little "off-center" too. But she still loosens up the straps on my straight jacket once in a while just to make me comfy.

67AtlasDave · 05-08-2008, 10:05 PM

funny stuff man. I lived in England after the Italian Job came out and you should see how many people suped up their Minis'

Java Junky · 05-08-2008, 10:20 PM

Everytime a movie comes out with a specific breed of dog innitt, give it a few weekz n' the poundz'll be swamped with that breed as "ownerz" dump'em 'cause they've lost interest.
Sometimez I think that, if it wuzzn't fer seein'itt in'a moviez, 'wouldn't nobody doo nothin'.
As a species we're pretty easily influenced I guess, y'know?

05-07-2008, 09:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
DJJSR Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hooterville Posts: 1,751	Stuff from other car forums Mercedes forum - My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? Bentley Forums - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? Camaro/Firebird Forums - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back. Mustang forum -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. Civic forums -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. Yugo Forum - When's the last time yours ran? Lamborghini forum - Wind noise around 210MPH Miata forums - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) Chevy Tahoe forum - Are gas prices going down any time soon? Pontiac Fiero forum - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics) BMW 7-series forum - Where to get service on my Rolex? Cadillac forum - Problems parallel parking at bingo. Buick Forum - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? Crown Victoria forum - How come people don't never pass me on the highway? Honda Accord forum - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. Toyota Prius forum - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? Ferrari forum - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast. Porsche forum - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself? Mini forum - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics) Dodge Viper forum - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather? Hummer forum - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas. Fiat forum -Hello? Am I the only member? Subaru WRX forum - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot. Chevy pickup forum - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck? SRT Forum "Will this void my warranty" RX7 Forum - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me. Supra Forum -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa. Corvette Forum -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel Ford forum -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start __________________ Don

05-07-2008, 10:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
4406pack cone destroyer Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: champaign, IL Posts: 499	LOL

05-07-2008, 10:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
D1sclaimer Mustang Killer Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 471	Heres a couple more for ya Subaru WRX STIforum - I upgraded my turbo and I'm putting 500whp. Why did my engine only last 5k? (does not come stock with forged internals) Mustang forum - I took a turn. Look what happened. pics Sportsbike forum - Why do Harley owners always flip me off when I wave? Porsche forum - Why did my $106,000 GT3 get beat by a Honda s2000 at the track? Lexus forum - Some guy thought my Lexus was a Toyota. I just laughed at him. __________________ It’s alright. I aint losing. This fool’s running a Honda 2000. I’ll win, that way me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It’s all good.

05-08-2008, 12:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
cbrguy7 Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: North Pheonix,Az Posts: 157	thats freakin awesome man! props!!! __________________ 無限

05-08-2008, 01:22 AM	#6 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,432	(Continuing case observation, Subject DJJSR {AKA Don} 8th May, 2008: A deeply disturbed individual who'z, no doubt, been shunned by the more normal aspectz'a motorin' society throughout 'izz formative yearz because of some illusionary attraction to thingz bowtie. 'Chancez'uv reclamation're hopeless. 'Best case scenario is to humor him'n keep'im where you kin see'im.) Good stuff Don. 'S'okay big fella,but it's been three dayz now. Whud'ja doo with nurse Rachitt? __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-07-2008, 10:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
J'sS2K The Car Camera Mount Guy Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 822	DUDE, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR RACIST THREAD Excellent job!

05-08-2008, 06:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
DJJSR Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hooterville Posts: 1,751	Racist? No, unless that means someone who likes to race is a racist. Prejudice? Maybe, but I'm usually not that judgmental. Bias? Probably, based on past experiences. It's interesting, and often funny, how we usually associate certain types of people with certain vehicles. Sometimes it's fairly accurate, sometimes it's not. Look at the variety of people we have here on our forum. Some folks are mature, rational, upstanding contributors to society. And then there's me. gotta go, my medz are here and I'll forget all about this conversation in 20 minutes. Hey, leave the door unlocked, will ya!!! __________________ Don

05-08-2008, 08:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,432	C'mon Don. I know she deservez'itt'n'all . . . . . but it'z goin' on 4 dayz n' yuh know how bad she abusez the rest'uv us whenever yuh've lock'd'er away like'iss . . . . . . the orderliez weren't out lookin' for'er . . . . they're all down't Duganz . . . . n' everybody else refusez ta look for'er. 'Give'yuh one'a my Perkycettez? __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

05-08-2008, 08:17 AM	#10 (permalink)
TheSoundMan21 Village Pyro Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 1,030	Ya all those line up really......However I dont see the Mini one really viable. But all the others fits perfectly. S2000 Fourm How do I get more horse power without spending $6k? __________________ If you want to avoid toil, check your God Blessed OIL.

05-08-2008, 09:35 AM	#11 (permalink)
gomarlins3 "Enjoy the drive" Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kuna Idaho Posts: 2,810	Those are cute. __________________ Yablownowitz Racing brought to you by Anytime Fitness. Happiness is a nice road, great weather, and driving the S with Sue in the seat next to me. "Whatever you do, where ever you go, enjoy the drive." I know for a FACT that the last year of production of the S2000 is 2003!!!!! After that, it will be the S2200 under an assumed name.

05-08-2008, 07:30 PM	#12 (permalink)
Daddy Zach Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Great White North Posts: 236	Don, I have been sitting here laughing, thanks so much for the smile after a tough day! The only problem is the mummy one thinks there is something very wrong with me , maybe she knows something I don't?? __________________ Black is still the coolest color

05-08-2008, 07:55 PM	#13 (permalink)
DJJSR Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hooterville Posts: 1,751	DZ - My wife thinks I'm a little "off-center" too. But she still loosens up the straps on my straight jacket once in a while just to make me comfy. __________________ Don

05-08-2008, 10:05 PM	#14 (permalink)
67AtlasDave Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 98	funny stuff man. I lived in England after the Italian Job came out and you should see how many people suped up their Minis' __________________ 2004 Acura TL 6Speed w/ Navi 2003 Honda Pilot w/ Rear DVD 1967 Norton Atlas (Soon) 200? Honda S2000

05-08-2008, 10:20 PM	#15 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,432	Everytime a movie comes out with a specific breed of dog innitt, give it a few weekz n' the poundz'll be swamped with that breed as "ownerz" dump'em 'cause they've lost interest. Sometimez I think that, if it wuzzn't fer seein'itt in'a moviez, 'wouldn't nobody doo nothin'. As a species we're pretty easily influenced I guess, y'know? __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room. Last edited by Java Junky : 05-08-2008 at 10:36 PM.

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