They're Everywhere!

Java Junky · 05-21-2008, 10:10 AM

Hemi-Chargerz gang, specifically; Hemi-Chargerz runnin' on township gas.
'N they're spoilin' fer a rumble.
I don't know how'id'izz in everybody else'z sphere'uv influence, but, here in Joisey it'z like Daimler-Chrysler'z been puttin' Hemi-Chargerz in boxez'a Cracker Jackz n' droppin'em off at the municipalitiez by the palletful.
Whudd'I think,'izz'att the carz're bein' "floor-planned" to the municipalitiez for 2, possibly 3 monthz. After that the municipalitiez godda pay for'em.
So, 'z'near'z I kin figger . . . the municipalitiez're tryin'a make payment durin'att grace period via the Hemi-Chargerz forte: blendin' inta traffic'n pullin' down speederz.
Keep yer eyez open folkz. 'Att might be jus' another well liveried John Q. . . 'r . . . . 'might jus' be John Law.
If I may read from the book of that immortal mother-hen, Sgt. Phil Esterhauz: "Letz be careful out there".
Java

67AtlasDave · 05-21-2008, 04:31 PM

Not alot of them around here. we just get the yuppies in the Outbacks

Dr. Jimbo · 05-21-2008, 05:35 PM

We got 'em too! No black & whites though.

DJJSR · 05-21-2008, 06:44 PM

Java.........you're paranoid.

sky2k · 05-21-2008, 10:58 PM

i've seen the dodge magnums for the state cops..otherwise, the city cops are driving around some nice new tahoes...

Scooter · 05-21-2008, 11:59 PM

Yep, it's the pickup trucks without overhead lights that get people around here lately. See one coming, ignore it 'cause it's just a pickup, then the in-cab lights come on and it's a different feeling entirely - or so I imagine from my wild days of dodgin' tickets.

Neil · 05-22-2008, 05:45 AM

Up here to...........lots of em. I have a mega cab with a big Hemi....9 mpg owwwwwww.

DJJSR · 05-22-2008, 07:06 AM

No Hemi-Chargers in Hooterville. Our police don't believe in chasing ya, they just yell at ya...........

TheSoundMan21 · 05-22-2008, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by DJJSR

No Hemi-Chargers in Hooterville. Our police don't believe in chasing ya, they just yell at ya...........

I want a train or truck horn on my car to scare the crap out of people.

sky2k · 05-22-2008, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSoundMan21

I want a train or truck horn on my car to scare the crap out of people.

that'd be so funny to hear/see...such a loud sound coming from our small car..

js1 · 05-22-2008, 11:58 AM

SoundMan21-My father sells industrial instruments and one of the products he sells is alarm horns for refineries. He gave me one and we put it in the Miata that I had about 10 years ago. It claimed to be loud enough to be heard over a 747 at take off. We placed it under the hood and mounted an extra battery to supply the power. The horn itself was about a foot long and it fit fine in the Miata. I used that thing all the time and it was so loud. Imagine a train horn and times it by at least 5. It was so lound that I could barely stand it. Nobody could believe that a Miata had a horn that loud. I used it one too many times and actually got a ticket for disturbing the peace and a fix it ticket to take it off the car. I took it off and then put it in again. I eventually took it off the car when I sold it but it was a blast scaring the shit out of people. In retrospect, it wasn't the safest thing to do but it was fun.

Dr. Jimbo · 05-22-2008, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by js1

SoundMan21-My father sells industrial instruments and one of the products he sells is alarm horns for refineries. He gave me one and we put it in the Miata that I had about 10 years ago. It claimed to be loud enough to be heard over a 747 at take off. We placed it under the hood and mounted an extra battery to supply the power. The horn itself was about a foot long and it fit fine in the Miata. I used that thing all the time and it was so loud. Imagine a train horn and times it by at least 5. It was so lound that I could barely stand it. Nobody could believe that a Miata had a horn that loud. I used it one too many times and actually got a ticket for disturbing the peace and a fix it ticket to take it off the car. I took it off and then put it in again. I eventually took it off the car when I sold it but it was a blast scaring the shit out of people. In retrospect, it wasn't the safest thing to do but it was fun.

I'd love to have that when I pull up behind some idiot on the cellphone going slow in the fast lane.

sky2k · 05-22-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by js1

SoundMan21-My father sells industrial instruments and one of the products he sells is alarm horns for refineries. He gave me one and we put it in the Miata that I had about 10 years ago. It claimed to be loud enough to be heard over a 747 at take off. We placed it under the hood and mounted an extra battery to supply the power. The horn itself was about a foot long and it fit fine in the Miata. I used that thing all the time and it was so loud. Imagine a train horn and times it by at least 5. It was so lound that I could barely stand it. Nobody could believe that a Miata had a horn that loud. I used it one too many times and actually got a ticket for disturbing the peace and a fix it ticket to take it off the car. I took it off and then put it in again. I eventually took it off the car when I sold it but it was a blast scaring the shit out of people. In retrospect, it wasn't the safest thing to do but it was fun.

thats awesome! i coulda used that this morning while stuck behind a subaru outback...ugh, is it just me or do outback drivers purposely drive slower than everyone else??? A few people have agreed with me...i need to know if this is widespread.., but i'd love to have blasted that horn on the subaru.

js1 · 05-22-2008, 12:24 PM

It was really fun but the horn costs about $5000 and I got it free because my Dad owns the company and he got it returned because it was a damaged unit. We mounted it to a home made bracket and placed a car battery next to it. The Miata has a ton of room under the hood unlike our stewies so there was no problem with space. I was a typical 21 year old jerk so I'd ride people's asses and then blast them. Also, if people would ride my ass I would let them get in front of me and then blast them. The best was letting her go in a covered parking lot, it would set off all the car alarms on the level. I used to do this at UCLA and then at SF State, it was great!!!

SXY_S2K · 05-22-2008, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by js1

The Miata has a ton of room under the hood unlike our stewies

Oh really? I wonder why? hahahahaha

But yeah, those cursed things are EVERYWHERE out here!!! I hate them, and their owners are all turds...

sky2k · 05-22-2008, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SXY_S2K

Oh really? I wonder why? hahahahaha

But yeah, those cursed things are EVERYWHERE out here!!! I hate them, and their owners are all turds...

HAHAHAHA.., right on SXY...the feeling is mutual. lmao....

Java Junky · 05-22-2008, 12:46 PM

Yer'a sick puppy J. (Yeah. I know. Some set, eh?)
Jus'z long'z yuh don't get sick in my neighborhood.

Okay, jus' fer the sake'a stayin' in the conversation: in lesser-qualified "wake-the-dead" hornz, whut'z the most make'em-*@&#-their drawerz hornz out there?

N' sky, with me it's alwayz been Volvoz, n' of late, Saabz n' Saturnz. Now, I godda admit that I've met at least one Volvo-rider whut kin kind'a drive, but, among bikerz, (Volvo driverz're so inta bein' driftin', road-goin' tortoises that they've garnered mention in bike magazines. If I may be permitted ta quote: "Beware Volvoz. Even parked Volvoz.") they''re'z avoided'z oil-spillz.
Java

Maxxmel · 05-22-2008, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSoundMan21

I want a train or truck horn on my car to scare the crap out of people.

Soundman, if you're serious, google "hornblasters" and pick the first link.. These guys are out of Tampa, FL and I have heard/felt one of these go off once. The vids they show are hilarious to just scary..
and even if you're not serious..

sky2k · 05-22-2008, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Java Junky

Yer'a sick puppy J. (Yeah. I know. Some set, eh?)
Jus'z long'z yuh don't get sick in my neighborhood.

Okay, jus' fer the sake'a stayin' in the conversation: in lesser-qualified "wake-the-dead" hornz, whut'z the most make'em-*@&#-their drawerz hornz out there?

N' sky, with me it's alwayz been Volvoz, n' of late, Saabz n' Saturnz. Now, I godda admit that I've met at least one Volvo-rider whut kin kind'a drive, but, among bikerz, (Volvo driverz're so inta bein' driftin', road-goin' tortoises that they've garnered mention in bike magazines. If I may be permitted ta quote: "Beware Volvoz. Even parked Volvoz.") they''re'z avoided'z oil-spillz.
Java

i'll be sure to keep a lookout for volvos, saabs, and saturns java, and ur term "road goin tortoises" just made my day! hahaha...

TheSoundMan21 · 05-23-2008, 11:36 AM

Look I dont call myself thesoundman for nothin. Cash with me is almost always in short supply but believe you me when I have it I typically will spend more on others than myself.....(besides the car). But I am quite serious I know where a pneumatic one right now that would fit under the hood. But I need a compressor and some other stuff to run it. Im not much of a prick on the road as I used to be but still there are some of those people on the road you want to just let them have it. And the covered parking ya I would just find them with friends on a Friday or Sat. night and blast it.

05-21-2008, 10:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,432	They're Everywhere! Hemi-Chargerz gang, specifically; Hemi-Chargerz runnin' on township gas. 'N they're spoilin' fer a rumble. I don't know how'id'izz in everybody else'z sphere'uv influence, but, here in Joisey it'z like Daimler-Chrysler'z been puttin' Hemi-Chargerz in boxez'a Cracker Jackz n' droppin'em off at the municipalitiez by the palletful. Whudd'I think,'izz'att the carz're bein' "floor-planned" to the municipalitiez for 2, possibly 3 monthz. After that the municipalitiez godda pay for'em. So, 'z'near'z I kin figger . . . the municipalitiez're tryin'a make payment durin'att grace period via the Hemi-Chargerz forte: blendin' inta traffic'n pullin' down speederz. Keep yer eyez open folkz. 'Att *might* be jus' another well liveried John Q. . . 'r . . . . 'might jus' be John Law. If I may read from the book of that immortal mother-hen, Sgt. Phil Esterhauz: "Letz be careful out there". Java __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room. Last edited by Java Junky : 05-21-2008 at 03:33 PM. Reason: Coffee

05-21-2008, 04:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
67AtlasDave Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 98	Not alot of them around here. we just get the yuppies in the Outbacks __________________ 2004 Acura TL 6Speed w/ Navi 2003 Honda Pilot w/ Rear DVD 1967 Norton Atlas (Soon) 200? Honda S2000

05-21-2008, 05:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dr. Jimbo Don't taze me bro! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Santa Barbara, Ca. Posts: 1,020	We got 'em too! No black & whites though. __________________

05-21-2008, 06:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
DJJSR Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hooterville Posts: 1,751	Java.........you're paranoid. __________________ Don

05-22-2008, 07:06 AM	#8 (permalink)
DJJSR Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hooterville Posts: 1,751	No Hemi-Chargers in Hooterville. Our police don't believe in chasing ya, they just yell at ya........... __________________ Don

05-21-2008, 10:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
sky2k Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 230	i've seen the dodge magnums for the state cops..otherwise, the city cops are driving around some nice new tahoes...

05-21-2008, 11:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
Scooter Senior Newbie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,228	Yep, it's the pickup trucks without overhead lights that get people around here lately. See one coming, ignore it 'cause it's just a pickup, then the in-cab lights come on and it's a different feeling entirely - or so I imagine from my wild days of dodgin' tickets.

05-22-2008, 05:45 AM	#7 (permalink)
Neil Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 1,032	Up here to...........lots of em. I have a mega cab with a big Hemi....9 mpg owwwwwww.

05-22-2008, 11:58 AM	#11 (permalink)
js1 Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Burlingame, CA Posts: 86	SoundMan21-My father sells industrial instruments and one of the products he sells is alarm horns for refineries. He gave me one and we put it in the Miata that I had about 10 years ago. It claimed to be loud enough to be heard over a 747 at take off. We placed it under the hood and mounted an extra battery to supply the power. The horn itself was about a foot long and it fit fine in the Miata. I used that thing all the time and it was so loud. Imagine a train horn and times it by at least 5. It was so lound that I could barely stand it. Nobody could believe that a Miata had a horn that loud. I used it one too many times and actually got a ticket for disturbing the peace and a fix it ticket to take it off the car. I took it off and then put it in again. I eventually took it off the car when I sold it but it was a blast scaring the shit out of people. In retrospect, it wasn't the safest thing to do but it was fun.

05-22-2008, 12:24 PM	#14 (permalink)
js1 Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Burlingame, CA Posts: 86	It was really fun but the horn costs about $5000 and I got it free because my Dad owns the company and he got it returned because it was a damaged unit. We mounted it to a home made bracket and placed a car battery next to it. The Miata has a ton of room under the hood unlike our stewies so there was no problem with space. I was a typical 21 year old jerk so I'd ride people's asses and then blast them. Also, if people would ride my ass I would let them get in front of me and then blast them. The best was letting her go in a covered parking lot, it would set off all the car alarms on the level. I used to do this at UCLA and then at SF State, it was great!!!

05-22-2008, 12:46 PM	#17 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,432	Yer'a sick puppy J. (Yeah. I know. Some set, eh?) Jus'z long'z yuh don't get sick in my neighborhood. Okay, jus' fer the sake'a stayin' in the conversation: in lesser-qualified "wake-the-dead" hornz, whut'z the most make'em-@&#-their drawerz hornz out there? N' sky, with me it's alwayz been Volvoz, n' of late, Saabz n' Saturnz. Now, I godda admit that I've met at least one Volvo-rider whut kin kind'a drive, but, among bikerz, (Volvo driverz're so inta bein' driftin', road-goin' tortoises that they've garnered mention in bike magazines. If I may be permitted ta quote: "Beware Volvoz. Even parked Volvoz.") they''re'z avoided'z oil-spillz. Java __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room. Last edited by Java Junky : 05-22-2008 at 12:58 PM. Reason: Wasn't caustic enough*

05-23-2008, 11:36 AM	#20 (permalink)
TheSoundMan21 Village Pyro Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 1,031	Look I dont call myself thesoundman for nothin. Cash with me is almost always in short supply but believe you me when I have it I typically will spend more on others than myself.....(besides the car). But I am quite serious I know where a pneumatic one right now that would fit under the hood. But I need a compressor and some other stuff to run it. Im not much of a prick on the road as I used to be but still there are some of those people on the road you want to just let them have it. And the covered parking ya I would just find them with friends on a Friday or Sat. night and blast it. __________________ If you want to avoid toil, check your God Blessed OIL.

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