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Old 07-22-2008, 11:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Cheating wife!!! What to do?

So lately my wife has been working alot of late shifts, and for the past couple of months she has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didnt mind in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence.
If im out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and Im in the house (they think Im sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes.

I asked her once what they were doing, and she said
"Just talking" ....whatever. So last night I decided to see whats really goes on out there. So I leave the garage door open, and turn off all the lights.
About the time she usually gets home, I go out in the garage and wait.. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and Im hiding behind my S2000. When his headlights shine through my garage and onto the car, I see something that I just couldn't believe. The rear camber is severely wearing my rear tires. Now i have to get a rear camber kit, Should i get the skunk2 or spc?
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL..... I was really intrigued by your story thinking to myself "poor guy". I was prepared to read that you popped up from behind your S and wipped his ass! LOL funny!
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Gaaaahhhhh dam it man you had me to the end.
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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LMAO!!!
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Ha Ha Ha, good one. You had me very intently reading that and then I could not help but laught out loud.
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
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ha ha ha got ya bishes.....LMAO!!!
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:33 AM   #7 (permalink)
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thats just plain awesome...i'm still laughing...
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:37 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Bastard! I hope he gives her herpes and she passes it on to you!!

j\k Very Funny. LMAO!!
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:37 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:40 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:46 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:53 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Classic! Good thread Milo.
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:40 PM   #13 (permalink)
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f20m---

Absolutely great post!
Man, you had me goin' big time! I was hopin' for some really seedy, sleazy sordid details...

Great job.
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:50 PM   #14 (permalink)
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f20m---

Absolutely great post!
Man, you had me goin' big time! I was hopin' for some really seedy, sleazy sordid details...

Great job.
lol
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:36 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Glad to see your priorities are in order there f20
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:42 PM   #16 (permalink)
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that was awesome, LAMO..
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:53 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:56 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Haha nice. I was actually kinda disappointed, I wanted to hear the ending.

I went with SPC myself, but thats just because i'm not a huge skunk 2 fan and I've had better experience with SPC products.
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:09 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:21 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:33 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:43 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2008, 07:28 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Stop doing that dammit.
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Old 07-22-2008, 07:31 PM   #24 (permalink)
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don't you just hate that
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Old 07-22-2008, 07:35 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Hey, you fellows are great and all.....

But I'm not giving up my beloved Resandy.....yeah that's her name, wanna fight-aboud-it?
(family guy reference)

I love her! She's such a good listener...'n damn cute fer a local girl.

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Old 07-22-2008, 11:29 PM   #26 (permalink)
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That was hilarious, thanks! But, gang, only one real answer here so far, what should he do? I always vote for Honda parts, but I'm intrigued...
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:16 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I was really intrigued by your story thinking to myself "poor guy".
He is a poor guy.... he has to get a camber kit.
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:00 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Wow. Lol. I need a camber kit too. Except its my front tires that are out of whack. Any help for both of us would be great!
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:59 AM   #29 (permalink)
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You pansey! That was pure awesomeness! Thought you hiding behind ur S2k was a nice touch.
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Old 07-23-2008, 08:31 AM   #30 (permalink)
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