Bad Driving Results!

philiam · 07-31-2008, 12:49 AM

This is the same car. Look at the license plates. I think the second picture shows the driver. Maybe someone can translate.

Java Junky · 07-31-2008, 03:59 AM

I was able to gedd'a copy'a the police report'n translate Phil:
The driver stated: "While motorin' down'a road at a leisurely 45kmh I heard a rattle'n then this happened. Yeah. I just installed those carbon-fibre door pads. Neat, eh? Say . . you don't think that they could be faulty, doo'yuh?"

makopolo · 07-31-2008, 05:11 AM

I didnt think it was the same car untill i saw that the passanger side on the part that still attached to the engine was missing. The caption sais "The man with the cell phone in his hand is the driver" but i dont see how u could walk away from this one.

DJJSR · 07-31-2008, 05:16 AM

I think it says "The guy with the cellphone in his hand is the driver".

Either that or.........

"Man, I'll never again do a burnout in a unibody car".

"My wife said the car was making a funny noise".

"Do you think it's totaled?"

"This darn wreck screwed up my phonecall"

Java Junky · 07-31-2008, 05:27 AM

That came out okay I guess . . . budd'I wanna get one with all'uv us inn'itt.

batguano · 07-31-2008, 05:51 AM

That was said right after he changed his pants

makopolo · 07-31-2008, 06:44 AM

The only time i've had a very very close call to striking a lamp post when i spun out in the rain I remember not being able to get out of the car right away cause i could not belive my truck and I were in one piece. So am sure that guy shit his pants. I still dont believe he didnt need a helicopter ride.

lonestarbuzz · 07-31-2008, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Java Junky

That came out okay I guess . . . budd'I wanna get one with all'uv us inn'itt.

WINNER!!!

Pablo · 07-31-2008, 09:27 AM

OUCH!

J'sS2K · 07-31-2008, 09:53 AM

LOL, WOW!!! At first, I thought there were 2 cars involved. And I realized he was all by himself. MAD SKILLZ!!! BRAVO! BRAVO!

Neil · 07-31-2008, 11:11 AM

Internal combustion...............
One hell of a fart !
These ain't no ordinary racoons around here !
This is what happens when you run your car on low octane .................

Neil

DJJSR · 07-31-2008, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil

This is what happens when you run your car on low octane .................

Dr. Jimbo · 07-31-2008, 12:12 PM

"I was driving down the road, minding my own business, when this tree jumped out of nowhere."

On the plus side, the tailgate is still intact. Maybe he could get about $100 for it to offset his deductible.

dezignpro04 · 07-31-2008, 12:46 PM

Dammit!!!! He must have forgot to close his gas cap!

philiam · 07-31-2008, 06:02 PM

So this 350Z pulls up next to me and I thought I could take him.

Neil · 07-31-2008, 07:20 PM

Thats what I call a real " Fixer upper " little winter project..............

flyingarmadillo · 07-31-2008, 07:32 PM

Guess the AWD had a little too much front bias!

gomarlins3 · 07-31-2008, 10:27 PM

DANG!!!

lonestarbuzz · 08-01-2008, 07:07 AM

"this is gonna take a lot of duct tape"

07-31-2008, 12:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
philiam Senior Member, Literally Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: woodland hills, CA Posts: 1,374	Bad Driving Results! This is the same car. Look at the license plates. I think the second picture shows the driver. Maybe someone can translate. __________________

07-31-2008, 03:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,229	I was able to gedd'a copy'a the police report'n translate Phil: The driver stated: "While motorin' down'a road at a leisurely 45kmh I heard a rattle'n then *this* happened. Yeah. I just installed those carbon-fibre door pads. Neat, eh? Say . . you don't think that they could be faulty, doo'yuh?" __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

07-31-2008, 05:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
DJJSR Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hooterville Posts: 1,531	I think it says "The guy with the cellphone in his hand is the driver". Either that or......... "Man, I'll never again do a burnout in a unibody car". "My wife said the car was making a funny noise". "Do you think it's totaled?" "This darn wreck screwed up my phonecall" __________________ Don

07-31-2008, 05:27 AM	#5 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,229	That came out okay I guess . . . budd'I wanna get one with all'uv us inn'itt. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

07-31-2008, 05:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
batguano Andiamo Veloce Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Grittsburg NC Posts: 485	That was said right after he changed his pants __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The true measure of a man is how many times he makes a stranger happy.

07-31-2008, 05:11 AM	#3 (permalink)
makopolo Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 124	I didnt think it was the same car untill i saw that the passanger side on the part that still attached to the engine was missing. The caption sais "The man with the cell phone in his hand is the driver" but i dont see how u could walk away from this one.

07-31-2008, 06:44 AM	#7 (permalink)
makopolo Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 124	The only time i've had a very very close call to striking a lamp post when i spun out in the rain I remember not being able to get out of the car right away cause i could not belive my truck and I were in one piece. So am sure that guy shit his pants. I still dont believe he didnt need a helicopter ride.

07-31-2008, 09:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
Pablo Sentient Being Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: LI, NY Posts: 581	OUCH! __________________ Regards, Pablo "If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough" Mario Andretti

07-31-2008, 09:53 AM	#10 (permalink)
J'sS2K The Car Camera Mount Guy Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 607	LOL, WOW!!! At first, I thought there were 2 cars involved. And I realized he was all by himself. MAD SKILLZ!!! BRAVO! BRAVO! __________________ So you're heading to the track and you want to record your sessions. PM me for an in-car camera mount For everything else, you are on your own!

07-31-2008, 11:11 AM	#11 (permalink)
Neil Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 800	Internal combustion............... One hell of a fart ! These ain't no ordinary racoons around here ! This is what happens when you run your car on low octane ................. Neil

07-31-2008, 12:12 PM	#13 (permalink)
Dr. Jimbo Don't taze me bro! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Santa Barbara, Ca. Posts: 947	"I was driving down the road, minding my own business, when this tree jumped out of nowhere." On the plus side, the tailgate is still intact. Maybe he could get about $100 for it to offset his deductible. __________________

07-31-2008, 12:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
dezignpro04 All MOTOR S2K Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Sunshine State Posts: 875	Dammit!!!! He must have forgot to close his gas cap! __________________ Mods: 18" Axis Reverbs w/Black Rays Lugs, Invidia N1 Exhaust, CAI, ACT Stage 2 Clutch, JDM Side Markers, Clear Corners, Slotted/Drilled Rotors, Spoon Pads, Spoon Steel Brake Lines, Spoon Reservoir Socks, Type R Shift Knob, Custom Stitched Hand Made Convertible Top w/ Glass Window, JDM Aero Screen, Body Matching Dash & Shift Molding Panels, Polished Valve Cover and CAI, Engine Steel Braided Wire Kit & S2000 Caliper Vinyls..

07-31-2008, 06:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
philiam Senior Member, Literally Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: woodland hills, CA Posts: 1,374	So this 350Z pulls up next to me and I thought I could take him. __________________

07-31-2008, 07:20 PM	#16 (permalink)
Neil Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 800	Thats what I call a real " Fixer upper " little winter project..............

07-31-2008, 07:32 PM	#17 (permalink)
flyingarmadillo Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Texas (DFW) Posts: 45	Guess the AWD had a little too much front bias!

07-31-2008, 10:27 PM	#18 (permalink)
gomarlins3 "Enjoy the drive" Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kuna Idaho Posts: 2,450	DANG!!! __________________ Happiness is a nice road, great weather, and driving the S with Sue in the seat next to me. "Whatever you do, where ever you go, enjoy the drive." I know for a FACT that the last year of production of the S2000 is 2003!!!!! After that, it will be the S2200 under an assumed name.

08-01-2008, 07:07 AM	#19 (permalink)
lonestarbuzz awesome Join Date: May 2008 Location: arlington Posts: 422	"this is gonna take a lot of duct tape" __________________ i need a better signature.

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