Bird Poop While Top Down

J'sS2K · 10-14-2008, 03:54 PM

I bet this happens one in a million. I was driving top down and a bird dropped a bomb on me. Guess where it landed. It landed on my head. What are the chances.

I guess it was a seagull because the dropping has sand in it. Be carefull man wear hat or something. It could get ugly

SXY_S2K · 10-14-2008, 04:09 PM

Ack! This is a secret fear of mine. Sorry it happened...

Neil · 10-14-2008, 04:16 PM

At least, it didn't hit the car !!

windypoint · 10-14-2008, 04:26 PM

If it makes you feel any better, I once caught one in the eye. It was an early preview of what my mustache would look like as I grew older and grayed.

jagg · 10-14-2008, 05:19 PM

Good work J.

This is one of the items on your checklist if you're going to be a true droptopper.

It does happen, and it can be extremely disgusting, depending on the bird. Towlie says, "bring me along kids, ya never know when you're gonna need me."

jagg

chazdawg35 · 10-14-2008, 05:27 PM

Dude I got bird crap on my windscreen 3wks ago! I think their aimin' at us.

slowrodent · 10-14-2008, 06:47 PM

J,
My wife has repeatedly assured me that it's good luck when a bird poops on you. I'm not sure whence she gets this notion, and -- as a person who has been so "graced" on at least a couple occasions-- I have yet to reap any discernable benefits.

Anyway... keep your chin up!! ....or maybe not.

Kevin

Neil · 10-14-2008, 06:52 PM

I'm not sure if you call it good luck, but thank goodness pigs can't fly !

DJJSR · 10-14-2008, 07:17 PM

Let us know if it causes or corrects balding. Ya might be on to something!

philiam · 10-14-2008, 08:15 PM

Just be glad condors are rare.

J'sS2K · 10-14-2008, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slowrodent

J,
My wife has repeatedly assured me that it's good luck when a bird poops on you. I'm not sure whence she gets this notion, and -- as a person who has been so "graced" on at least a couple occasions-- I have yet to reap any discernable benefits.

Anyway... keep your chin up!! ....or maybe not.

Kevin

Dude, a girl just told me the same thing over the phone.

J'sS2K · 10-14-2008, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJJSR

Let us know if it causes or corrects balding. Ya might be on to something!

I did lose some hair trying to get the sand off.

slowrodent · 10-14-2008, 09:19 PM

Well-- That confirms it for sure!
I mean... if you hear it from a girl on the phone... it's just gotta be true!

flyingarmadillo · 10-15-2008, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil

I'm not sure if you call it good luck, but thank goodness pigs can't fly !

My secret fear isn't the birds, it's going by the loaded doubledecker cattle trucks around here!

Bronxbomber9009 · 10-15-2008, 01:57 PM

That terrible i heard bird crap is good luck but man...l i don't want it.

I remember once when i went to McDonalds i parked under a BILLBOARD... big mistake. the birds opened fire and it got all over my shirt and roll bars... bummer, i wasn't hungry after that

MutantCheese · 10-15-2008, 02:03 PM

A couple of weeks ago I got caught at a redlight under a billion bird roosting spot. Man was I sweating it out. I thought about running the light for a few moments. I swear I could hear them plotting against me the whole time I was there.

J'sS2K · 10-15-2008, 02:58 PM

I think they like the color silver.

s2kx2 · 10-15-2008, 04:26 PM

One word ... HARDTOP

killabee · 11-15-2008, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil

At least, it didn't hit the car !!

+1 lol.

Vezna31 · 11-15-2008, 12:26 PM

You know what it means when the poop hits the inside of the car, right? It means you're not driving FAST ENOUGH!!

Vanishing Point · 11-15-2008, 02:24 PM

Drive faster and take evasive action!

sickblacks2k · 11-15-2008, 03:39 PM

lmao a bird shitted on my girlfriend about a week ago when we were at a redlight1 haha it was hilarious.

im just glad it landed on her and not my car

warshan · 11-15-2008, 03:44 PM

It is good that terradactyls are extinct.
again,
Way to take one to protect your car.

killabee · 11-15-2008, 07:11 PM

Man this Is some funny sh!t,I mean stuff.

red06s2k · 11-16-2008, 11:50 PM

Never been pooped on but I did have a bird dive into windshield, glance off and just miss my head. Almost shit myself!!!!

10-14-2008, 03:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
J'sS2K The Car Camera Mount Guy Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 824	Bird Poop While Top Down I bet this happens one in a million. I was driving top down and a bird dropped a bomb on me. Guess where it landed. It landed on my head. What are the chances. I guess it was a seagull because the dropping has sand in it. Be carefull man wear hat or something. It could get ugly __________________ So you're heading to the track and you want to record your sessions. PM me for an in-car camera mount For everything else, you are on your own!

10-14-2008, 04:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
SXY_S2K Trqless Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tempe, AZ Posts: 1,009	Ack! This is a secret fear of mine. Sorry it happened... __________________ *Race time. Got to be serious, not stylish.* *www.myspace.com/kesmith3*

10-14-2008, 05:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
chazdawg35 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: simi valley,california Posts: 858	Dude I got bird crap on my windscreen 3wks ago! I think their aimin' at us. __________________

10-14-2008, 07:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
DJJSR Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hooterville Posts: 1,751	Let us know if it causes or corrects balding. Ya might be on to something! __________________ Don

10-14-2008, 08:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
philiam Senior Member, Literally Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: woodland hills, CA Posts: 1,637	Just be glad condors are rare. __________________

10-14-2008, 04:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
Neil Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 1,032	At least, it didn't hit the car !!

10-14-2008, 04:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
windypoint Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 44	If it makes you feel any better, I once caught one in the eye. It was an early preview of what my mustache would look like as I grew older and grayed.

10-14-2008, 05:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 2,520	Good work J. This is one of the items on your checklist if you're going to be a true droptopper. It does happen, and it can be extremely disgusting, depending on the bird. Towlie says, "bring me along kids, ya never know when you're gonna need me." jagg

10-14-2008, 06:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
slowrodent Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 101	J, My wife has repeatedly assured me that it's good luck when a bird poops on you. I'm not sure whence she gets this notion, and -- as a person who has been so "graced" on at least a couple occasions-- I have yet to reap any discernable benefits. Anyway... keep your chin up!! ....or maybe not. Kevin

10-14-2008, 06:52 PM	#8 (permalink)
Neil Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 1,032	I'm not sure if you call it good luck, but thank goodness pigs can't fly !

10-14-2008, 09:19 PM	#13 (permalink)
slowrodent Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 101	Well-- That confirms it for sure! I mean... if you hear it from a girl on the phone... it's just gotta be true!

10-15-2008, 01:57 PM	#15 (permalink)
Bronxbomber9009 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: GA Posts: 158	That terrible i heard bird crap is good luck but man...l i don't want it. I remember once when i went to McDonalds i parked under a BILLBOARD... big mistake. the birds opened fire and it got all over my shirt and roll bars... bummer, i wasn't hungry after that __________________ Young S2K.

10-15-2008, 02:03 PM	#16 (permalink)
MutantCheese The Cheeziest! Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 38	A couple of weeks ago I got caught at a redlight under a billion bird roosting spot. Man was I sweating it out. I thought about running the light for a few moments. I swear I could hear them plotting against me the whole time I was there. __________________ 2008 S2000 New Formula Red 2006 Civic Si NBP w/hfp kit 2008 CR-V EX-L w/Nav Enjoy your midlife crisis...you only get one!

10-15-2008, 02:58 PM	#17 (permalink)
J'sS2K The Car Camera Mount Guy Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 824	I think they like the color silver. __________________ So you're heading to the track and you want to record your sessions. PM me for an in-car camera mount For everything else, you are on your own!

10-15-2008, 04:26 PM	#18 (permalink)
s2kx2 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 390	One word ... HARDTOP __________________ "Political Correctness is a pathetically ignorant doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous agenda filled revisionist mainstream media, which holds forth fallacy as fact that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end."

11-15-2008, 12:26 PM	#20 (permalink)
Vezna31 Resident Track Whore :) Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Chula Vista, CA Posts: 1,285	You know what it means when the poop hits the inside of the car, right? It means you're not driving FAST ENOUGH!! __________________ Vezna Financial Services - For mortgages, accounting and taxes, and phone service needs. http://www.vezna.com San Diego Car Club - http://www.sdcarclub.com

11-15-2008, 02:24 PM	#21 (permalink)
Vanishing Point Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 18	Drive faster and take evasive action! __________________

11-15-2008, 03:39 PM	#22 (permalink)
sickblacks2k Rx7 Fc3s and S2k Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 11	lmao a bird shitted on my girlfriend about a week ago when we were at a redlight1 haha it was hilarious. im just glad it landed on her and not my car

11-15-2008, 03:44 PM	#23 (permalink)
warshan Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Edmonton, AB, CANADA Posts: 25	It is good that terradactyls are extinct. again, Way to take one to protect your car. __________________ 2002 S. Blue /Blue S2000 1991 Red / Black NSX

11-15-2008, 07:11 PM	#24 (permalink)
killabee Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 292	Man this Is some funny sh!t,I mean stuff.

11-16-2008, 11:50 PM	#25 (permalink)
red06s2k Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cicero, NY Posts: 10	Never been pooped on but I did have a bird dive into windshield, glance off and just miss my head. Almost shit myself!!!!

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