Okay . . I Jus' Godda Ask . .

Java Junky · 07-01-2009, 07:22 AM

What is with theze kiddz in'a ridiculously noisy carrz whut can't gedd'oud'a their own way?
I mean . . everybody within'a 5 mile radius is painfully aware that they've kicked'itt in'a a$$ . . . but widd all'a'datt noize . . . they jus' ain't goin' nowhere.

'Few yearz back, it use'ta be that when you started actually makin' some real speed . . then you'd flaunt it by allowin' some noize'da bring attention'da yerself.
Theze turkeyz today wanna draw attention to 'emselvez . . but outside'a the fact that the only reason that they own'a car in'a first place izz because dey can't carry a boom-box'att big on'eir shoulder . . they find satisfaction in jus' makin' everybody look add'em 'cauze'dey can make'da noise.
I wish they were actually fast. 'Least they'd go 'way quicker.

s2000isu · 07-01-2009, 07:45 AM

They are called ricers. The good news is most of them end up crashing their slow cars and losing their license.

Old Guy · 07-01-2009, 08:10 AM

Don’t get it either Java. I have a neighbor with his "tricked out" Civic that does the same thing. The only people that are impressed by that crap are his own friends. He really needs to stick with his buddies in the unemployment office parking lot and not drive that POS around.

He's had three tickets for excessive noise in the last year and bitches about the cops "profiling" him. He rants that the cops are jealous that he has a nice car and they don't. He doesn’t know that I called in one of those complaints. I'll definately tell him it was me the next time I call it in.

He hasn't figured out that he gets the excessive noise tickets because the car is TOO F'n LOUD! I can appreciate a bumpin sound system as much as the next guy, but that exhaust sounds like a wind-up toy on 'roids, and it’s just plain stupid.

JOECHY · 07-01-2009, 05:19 PM

Let it go Java. You will get a headache even attempting to understand.

When it boils down to it, it just doesn't make any sense.

Java Junky · 07-01-2009, 05:25 PM

'Already godda headache Joe.
Jus'don't seem right'da leave'da bes' girlz home on'a Saddurday nite. (Translation: If I godda headache . . everybody within range'z gonna godda headache . . okay . . so'itt'z'a liddle creative license ding goin' on.)
Budd'I know yer right.

07-01-2009, 07:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,402	Okay . . I Jus' Godda Ask . . What is with theze kiddz in'a ridiculously noisy carrz whut can't gedd'oud'a their own way? I mean . . everybody within'a 5 mile radius is painfully aware that they've kicked'itt in'a a$$ . . . but widd all'a'datt noize . . . they jus' *ain't* goin' nowhere. 'Few yearz back, it use'ta be that when you started actually makin' some real speed . . *then* you'd flaunt it by allowin' some noize'da bring attention'da yerself. Theze turkeyz today wanna draw attention to 'emselvez . . but outside'a the fact that the only reason that they own'a car in'a first place izz because dey can't carry a boom-box'att big on'eir shoulder . . they find satisfaction in jus' makin' everybody look add'em 'cauze'dey can make'da noise. I wish they *were* actually fast. 'Least they'd go 'way quicker. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

07-01-2009, 07:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
s2000isu Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: pa Posts: 1,744	They are called ricers. The good news is most of them end up crashing their slow cars and losing their license. __________________ S2kx2: "paint it pink! Or better yet buy a Miata" 2001 Vortech SC 12.8 at 111 miles per hour

07-01-2009, 08:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
Old Guy Cranky is my middle Name Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Hillsboro, OR Posts: 344	Don’t get it either Java. I have a neighbor with his "tricked out" Civic that does the same thing. The only people that are impressed by that crap are his own friends. He really needs to stick with his buddies in the unemployment office parking lot and not drive that POS around. He's had three tickets for excessive noise in the last year and bitches about the cops "profiling" him. He rants that the cops are jealous that he has a nice car and they don't. He doesn’t know that I called in one of those complaints. I'll definately tell him it was me the next time I call it in. He hasn't figured out that he gets the excessive noise tickets because the car is TOO F'n LOUD! I can appreciate a bumpin sound system as much as the next guy, but that exhaust sounds like a wind-up toy on 'roids, and it’s just plain stupid. __________________

07-01-2009, 05:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,402	'Already godda headache Joe. Jus'don't seem right'da leave'da bes' girlz home on'a Saddurday nite. (Translation: If I godda headache . . *everybody* within range'z gonna godda headache . . okay . . so'itt'z'a liddle creative license ding goin' on.) Budd'I know yer right. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

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07-01-2009, 05:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
JOECHY Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 561	Let it go Java. You will get a headache even attempting to understand. When it boils down to it, it just doesn't make any sense.