race question

s2k4ever · 09-15-2007, 10:14 PM

well i was at the track and i got a decent time, but i heard if u poop before u race it shaves it off a lil so i went and pooped and i was a tenth of a second better!!!!!!!

u should all try it, it works

Java Junky · 09-16-2007, 06:25 AM

Well, thanks so much for sharin' that with us 4.

controller · 09-16-2007, 06:43 AM

Well, any weight savings will buy you some speed. You should also drive naked.

s2000isu · 09-16-2007, 11:38 AM

well every 100 pounds should equal a tenth in the quarter mile so I guess that means youre 100 pounds full of crap?

gomarlins3 · 09-16-2007, 12:44 PM

^Good call.

bobby2002S2K · 09-16-2007, 04:36 PM

lol, you guys are a trip.

john · 09-16-2007, 04:40 PM

If you drive the s2000 like it's should be driven you don't have to worry about taken a dump, that little problem will take care of it self! But I hate cleaning up that mess!! Like we've heard somewhere on this site before, Drive It Like You Stole It.

s2k 4 me · 09-16-2007, 04:51 PM

Had you not pooped before the lap, you might have been 2 or 3 tenths faster........................because you'd have to drive faster to get back to the restroom before you did it in your pants.

Vezna31 · 09-17-2007, 08:11 AM

Better yet, do what bodybuilders do...take enemas and de-hydrate yourself right before the competition. BUT...you'd be better off practicing your launch. You could probably make up that tenth at the lights with better reaction times rather than going through all the other hassle.

09-15-2007, 10:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
s2k4ever Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: mil town Posts: 4	race question well i was at the track and i got a decent time, but i heard if u poop before u race it shaves it off a lil so i went and pooped and i was a tenth of a second better!!!!!!! u should all try it, it works __________________ stock s2k

09-16-2007, 06:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 4,927	Well, thanks so much for sharin' that with us 4. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

09-16-2007, 04:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
bobby2002S2K Wisdom begins in wonder. Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Lorton,VA Posts: 560	lol, you guys are a trip. __________________ I still cant get my foot off the floor and its been over a 2yrs now

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s2k 4 me Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Posts: 353	Had you not pooped before the lap, you might have been 2 or 3 tenths faster........................because you'd have to drive faster to get back to the restroom before you did it in your pants. __________________ 04' NFR-Comptech - Veilside - Rick's - Fujita - Grillcraft - Tein - NRG - Berk - Chargespeed - Lucid - Carbing - Megan - T1R - Alpine - Boston Acoustics

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09-16-2007, 06:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
controller Yellow is the fastest. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 278	Well, any weight savings will buy you some speed. You should also drive naked.

09-16-2007, 11:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
s2000isu Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: pa Posts: 1,009	well every 100 pounds should equal a tenth in the quarter mile so I guess that means youre 100 pounds full of crap?

09-16-2007, 12:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
gomarlins3 "Enjoy the drive" Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kuna Idaho Posts: 2,290	^Good call.

09-16-2007, 04:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
john Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 98	If you drive the s2000 like it's should be driven you don't have to worry about taken a dump, that little problem will take care of it self! But I hate cleaning up that mess!! Like we've heard somewhere on this site before, Drive It Like You Stole It.

09-17-2007, 08:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
Vezna31 Resident Track Whore :) Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Chula Vista, CA Posts: 932	Better yet, do what bodybuilders do...take enemas and de-hydrate yourself right before the competition. BUT...you'd be better off practicing your launch. You could probably make up that tenth at the lights with better reaction times rather than going through all the other hassle.