'T'z Gettin'a Be'datt Time Again.

Java Junky · 10-13-2009, 02:44 PM

Took'a spin westward with Mama Java this afternoon (Hookey don'cha know.) 'n runnin' one'a my favored roadz, came upon the ol' OH $HIT!!!! scene: lotz'a flashin' ligntz, ambulancez, bluemen-mobilez all over'da place. 'Remainz'a some bike layin' up against the guardrail on'a outside've'a turn.
That'n'a leavez startin'a fall made me realize that I hadn't done my usual Smokey'da Bear on the evilz'a fallin' leavez'n whut they kin'doo'da traction tha'cha might be expectin'n needin'.
Bikez're the biggest victimz, but when the fallen leaves ('specially dem wet ones) start puttin' a layer on'yer favorite corner'n you might be jus' pushin' Stewie (only'da properly make use'a yer investment a'course) jus' a wee bit 'cauze you've taken'iss corner a whole lot faster hundredz'a timez . . . that layer'a wet leavez'd be a helluva way'da get greeted when'yuh were expectin' yer ol' buddy traction.
Temperance'n caution ladiez'n germz.
'Z my ol' favorite sergeant use'ta say: "Lett'z be careful out there."

lonestarbuzz · 10-13-2009, 03:00 PM

good point, JJ. sorry you had to see that.

dezignpro04 · 10-13-2009, 04:53 PM

Thanks for the heads up!

Java Junky · 10-13-2009, 05:09 PM

'Alwayz prefer'da see'itt'n bee'itt buzz.
By'da time we toodled by, only'da machine wuzz still on'a pavement.

JOECHY · 10-13-2009, 05:16 PM

I hear you Java. Man you do gotta be careful. You know one thing I just noticed...why don't you ever hear about women riders crashing their bikes?? Is it the testees?

jagg · 10-13-2009, 05:23 PM

Beware the desiduous menace!

Java Junky · 10-13-2009, 06:28 PM

'Didn't sex'da scene Joe.
'Don't know any incidentalz, jus' noted'n kept on keepin' on, y'know?
As for femalez on bikez, da very few I know treat da whole affair with respect, but certainly not all'uv'em.
If I hadda guess, I'd guess dat'da numbers'a death-wisherz izz'a same "per".
Itt'z jus' that there'z considerably more guyz out there on bikez'n there are galz on bikez.
But, fer'a fact testosterone figurez into'a lodd'uv'itt.
'N, in'iss day'n age'a the blurrin'a the line betwixt'da sexez . . . some'a deeze "ladiez"re carryin' more'n'eir fair share'a the stuff themselvez.

mlc · 10-13-2009, 06:52 PM

Hell Java, they are talking about highs in the 40's by the end of the week here in NC. I know those leaves or hell but summer tires below 40* or so don't work very well either.

Be careful out there winter is coming!

Kevin

Java Junky · 10-13-2009, 07:05 PM

Yuh don't get Stewie lookin'iss fine widdout proper winter hoopz Kev.

But we ain't quite there yet. Today wuzz damned near 60 by us'n lower 50'z out Pennsyltucky way.
Oh, please note the absence'a salt on the side curtainz'n top. Real raggtopperz don't neva leave'da topp up.
Okay. Almos' neva.

s2000isu · 10-13-2009, 07:45 PM

Bah summer tires work great in the 50s still

CA Blue · 10-13-2009, 10:27 PM

Thanks for the heads up, JJ. With the recent rain here in CA, the mountain roads are full of slippery pine needles and oak leaves.
How many more days of falling leaves left in Joisey?

Java Junky · 10-13-2009, 11:53 PM

'Ain't bad yet Blue, really hasn't even started.
N', even when it duzz, itt'z not alwayz'a problem.
'S'jus'att itt'z somethin' worthy'a rememberin' when yer out gettin' unwound in'a twistiez'iss time'a year.
'Certainly doubt that the biker'z problem wuzz leavez on the road surface.

And yes isu: summer tirez doo work fine inta'da 50'z.
'Took'a liberty'da watch some'a yer videoz.
When I die, I wanna come back'z'a tire salesman in your neck'a'da woodz.

s2000isu · 10-14-2009, 07:38 AM

haha why would you want to do that? Did you watch the video of us screwing around doing donuts and stuff? haha We used to eat up tires so bad it wasnt even funny. It was normal to destroy a brand new set in a month or less. Luckily I was awd and didnt have the suspension or frame to drift haha so I didnt worry about tires. We dont do that stuff much anymore, prolly because we dont have good safe places to do it.

Red Fun for 2 · 10-14-2009, 10:22 AM

JJ - Great picture, but with the sun being so bright why is the top up?

10-13-2009, 02:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,341	'T'z Gettin'a Be'datt Time Again. Took'a spin westward with Mama Java this afternoon (Hookey don'cha know.) 'n runnin' one'a my favored roadz, came upon the ol' OH $HIT!!!! scene: lotz'a flashin' ligntz, ambulancez, bluemen-mobilez all over'da place. 'Remainz'a some bike layin' up against the guardrail on'a outside've'a turn. That'n'a leavez startin'a fall made me realize that I hadn't done my usual Smokey'da Bear on the evilz'a fallin' leavez'n whut they kin'doo'da traction tha'cha might be expectin'n needin'. Bikez're the biggest victimz, but when the fallen leaves ('specially dem wet ones) start puttin' a layer on'yer favorite corner'n you might be jus' pushin' Stewie (only'da properly make use'a yer investment a'course) jus' a wee bit 'cauze you've taken'iss corner a whole lot faster hundredz'a timez . . . that layer'a wet leavez'd be a helluva way'da get greeted when'yuh were expectin' yer ol' buddy traction. Temperance'n caution ladiez'n germz. 'Z my ol' favorite sergeant use'ta say: "Lett'z be careful out there." __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

10-13-2009, 04:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
dezignpro04 Banned for Life Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Sunshine State Posts: 1,102	Thanks for the heads up! __________________ Mods: 18" Axis Reverbs w/Black Rays Lugs, Invidia N1 Exhaust, CAI, ACT Stage 2 Clutch, JDM Side Markers, Clear Corners, Slotted/Drilled Rotors, Spoon Pads, Spoon Steel Brake Lines, Spoon Reservoir Socks, Ricks Vodoo Knob, Custom Stitched Hand Made Convertible Top w/ Glass Window, JDM Aero Screen, Body Matching Dash & Shift Molding Panels, Polished Valve Cover and CAI, Engine Steel Braided Wire Kit & S2000 Caliper Vinyls..

10-13-2009, 05:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,341	'Alwayz prefer'da see'itt'n bee'itt buzz. By'da time we toodled by, only'da machine wuzz still on'a pavement. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

10-13-2009, 06:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,341	'Didn't sex'da scene Joe. 'Don't know any incidentalz, jus' noted'n kept on keepin' on, y'know? As for femalez on bikez, da very few I know treat da whole affair with respect, but certainly not all'uv'em. If I hadda guess, I'd guess dat'da numbers'a death-wisherz izz'a same "per". Itt'z jus' that there'z considerably more guyz out there on bikez'n there are galz on bikez. But, fer'a fact testosterone figurez into'a lodd'uv'itt. 'N, in'iss day'n age'a the blurrin'a the line betwixt'da sexez . . . some'a deeze "ladiez"re carryin' more'n'eir fair share'a the stuff themselvez. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

10-13-2009, 07:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,341	Yuh don't get Stewie lookin'iss fine widdout proper winter hoopz Kev. But we ain't quite there yet. Today wuzz damned near 60 by us'n lower 50'z out Pennsyltucky way. Oh, please note the absence'a salt on the side curtainz'n top. Real raggtopperz don't neva leave'da topp up. Okay. *Almos'* neva. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

10-13-2009, 05:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
JOECHY Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 555	I hear you Java. Man you do gotta be careful. You know one thing I just noticed...why don't you ever hear about women riders crashing their bikes?? Is it the testees?

10-13-2009, 05:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 3,066	Beware the desiduous menace!

10-13-2009, 06:52 PM	#8 (permalink)
mlc Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 315	Hell Java, they are talking about highs in the 40's by the end of the week here in NC. I know those leaves or hell but summer tires below 40* or so don't work very well either. Be careful out there winter is coming! Kevin

10-13-2009, 07:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
s2000isu Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: pa Posts: 1,706	Bah summer tires work great in the 50s still __________________ S2kx2: "paint it pink! Or better yet buy a Miata" 2001 Vortech SC 12.8 at 111 miles per hour

10-13-2009, 10:27 PM	#11 (permalink)
CA Blue Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 85	Thanks for the heads up, JJ. With the recent rain here in CA, the mountain roads are full of slippery pine needles and oak leaves. How many more days of falling leaves left in Joisey?

10-13-2009, 11:53 PM	#12 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,341	'Ain't bad yet Blue, really hasn't even started. N', even when it duzz, itt'z not alwayz'a problem. 'S'jus'att itt'z somethin' worthy'a rememberin' when yer out gettin' unwound in'a twistiez'iss time'a year. 'Certainly doubt that the biker'z problem wuzz leavez on the road surface. And yes isu: summer tirez doo work fine inta'da 50'z. 'Took'a liberty'da watch some'a yer videoz. When I die, I wanna come back'z'a tire salesman in your neck'a'da woodz. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

10-14-2009, 07:38 AM	#13 (permalink)
s2000isu Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: pa Posts: 1,706	haha why would you want to do that? Did you watch the video of us screwing around doing donuts and stuff? haha We used to eat up tires so bad it wasnt even funny. It was normal to destroy a brand new set in a month or less. Luckily I was awd and didnt have the suspension or frame to drift haha so I didnt worry about tires. We dont do that stuff much anymore, prolly because we dont have good safe places to do it. __________________ S2kx2: "paint it pink! Or better yet buy a Miata" 2001 Vortech SC 12.8 at 111 miles per hour

10-14-2009, 10:22 AM	#14 (permalink)
Red Fun for 2 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eastern PA Posts: 135	JJ - Great picture, but with the sun being so bright why is the top up? __________________ Young enough to buy it Old enough to afford it!

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