CHP has to get a grip!

chazdawg35 · 05-13-2009, 07:32 PM

So here's the story, I come home from work today and my neighbor(Dudette,25) was all shook up and told me that the CHP just pulled here over. So I said to her"what happened" she said "I was coming home from school on the 118 freeway and a CHP came flying up on me and said to PULL OVER. Anyway she stops and the cop said to her "Do you know why I pulled you over" ,"NO" she said.The cop said" I pulled you over because your license plate is dirty and I can't read it from 100 meters away. I could give you a ticket but I'll let you go now if you promise to keep it clean in the future". Do you beleive that $h!t I would have laughed in his face,come on! I think the CHP needs to get a grip on things, if they have notting better to do why don't they run plates on cars to see if they have insurance. Maybe if we get them off the road MY policy will go down

Dr. Jimbo · 05-13-2009, 07:36 PM

I would have said, "Yes officer, it's because I've been drinking and there's a gun under the seat and a dead body in trunk."

bbcricketta · 05-13-2009, 07:37 PM

need bi-nocs to read a plate at 100m. tell sweetie to take a xanax and everything will be all-right. no citation? wtf! oh, and clean that tag.

chazdawg35 · 05-13-2009, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Jimbo

I would have said, "Yes officer, it's because I've been drinking and there's a gun under the seat and a dead body in trunk."

LOL! I like to be a wise ars to the cops too.

bbcricketta · 05-13-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Jimbo

I would have said, "Yes officer, it's because I've been drinking and there's a gun under the seat and a dead body in trunk."

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Originally Posted by chazdawg35

LOL! I like to be a wise ars to the cops too.

it's great to be a smart ass but that quote is probable cause for further investigation and could result in time being spent in the back seat of a not-so-luxury auto with no door handles. search of vehicle to follow. oh, my, is this a roach in the ashtray? a good pat down search is downright embarrassing. and the citation for the dirty tag so the copper can cya, which you would have avoided in you had kept the ol' mouth shut. do what you wants...

gomarlins3 · 05-13-2009, 08:46 PM

Keep your plate clean and you have no worries.

Seems like just another reason to get out of CA ASAP!!!

chazdawg35 · 05-13-2009, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by gomarlins3

Keep your plate clean and you have no worries.

Seems like just another reason to get out of CA ASAP!!!

EARTH DAY QUAKE! soon

Dean From CC · 05-13-2009, 10:14 PM

Since when did cops in the US start using the term "meters"? I've heard miles,blocks,yards and feet but never meters.

chazdawg35 · 05-13-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Dean From CC

Since when did cops in the US start using the term "meters"? I've heard miles,blocks,yards and feet but never meters.

She is a HOT english chick with no clue!

Dean From CC · 05-13-2009, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by chazdawg35

She is a HOT english chick with no clue!

Nuff said....Now I know why she was stopped.

s2kx2 · 05-13-2009, 11:08 PM

I hear you Chaz I got my first speeding ticket in one of my S2000s for doing 78 miles per hour in a 70 miles per hour section of the freeway. Never mind that I was being passed by a mommy on a cell phone doing 85 or so and a mini-van in the fast lane doing 90 at least. I am going to fight this through Ticket Busters. Stay tuned. In talking to my friend who is a cop he mentioned that California has in so many words ordered all jurisdictions to crack down on traffic violations since the states economy is on the skids and the state is virtually bankrupt.

philiam · 05-13-2009, 11:19 PM

She should file a complaint with the authorities. That's abusing power under the color of law.

Vezna31 · 05-13-2009, 11:48 PM

Between Chaz's story and John's story, it just goes to show that the cops in CA have an agenda other than to serve and protect....revenue generation, plain and simple. The only reason Chaz's neighbor did not get one was because the judge would have laughed it right out of court. Had she actually broken some law, you better believe she would have gotten one.

Whoa...just saw a CHP chase video on FOX News that showed the person laying down giving up and the CHP came up and kicked him in the face. Way to lose your job right on helicopter video, you tool.

Edit:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520110,00.html

Great job...not only will this tool lose his job, but now the criminal gets to sue the state and win millions from an already bankrupt state.

philiam · 05-14-2009, 12:11 AM

I don't think that was CHP. He had a blue uni.

Vezna31 · 05-14-2009, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philiam

I don't think that was CHP. He had a blue uni.

Ok...but does that really matter??

Even if it is a local, they are funded by the state, so the money comes from the same empty bucket. But no worry, they'll just raise our taxes a little more and crack down more and tax us through the back door....literally.

Scooter · 05-14-2009, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean From CC

Nuff said....Now I know why she was stopped.

Exactly. Welcome to California!

disneygrad · 06-03-2009, 12:27 AM

Suggestion ONLY, clean your plate. Just a thought.

Java Junky · 06-03-2009, 01:43 AM

So . . . lemme jus' see if I've got this right: cute li'l Daphne'z godd'er knickerz all in'a twist 'cauze some big, bad CHP pulled'er, gave'er'a warnin'n ledd'er go with nothin' but some advice whut could save'er from gettin' pulled'n ticketed't some other time.
I'm 'spectin'a'cher gettin'inta protective-mode on account'a " She is a HOT english chick with no clue!", which soundz like ulterior-motive'da me dawg.
You guyz jus' keep mouthin' off'da the guy with the citation book, the Tazer'n the popgun.
'Soundz like the smart way'da go'da me.

'Lodda whinin' 'bout not gettin' a ticket, don'cha think gang?
I'm with disney.

sfkjeld · 06-09-2009, 10:40 PM

lol java! Tho I think Jimbo did not mean to be taken literally. The others claiming to enjoy ticking off cops, dunno. Darwin clearly described this phenomena. The fit of the specie, do not wind up a patrol officer unless they are ready to be removed from the food chain. What is happening on the roads in CA was only a matter of time. Sorry to take the thread into politics, but the current administration in CA, has passed the cost of running the State (floating bonds) to future generations for years. It is over and writing up law abiding folks without a front plate for revenue gen is our world now.

Sat morning, my plate goes back on. I don't know why I care really. As long as it does not overheat. wth?

Cop Magnet S2K · 06-09-2009, 11:14 PM

If the plate was dirty then probably the rest of the car was too. I'll assume that Dudette wasn't driving an S2000 because driving one of these dirty should be a crime!

s2kx2 · 06-10-2009, 02:32 AM

Ah .... are you sure you don't mean Calif**kya Scooter?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scooter

Exactly. Welcome to California!

Java Junky · 06-10-2009, 03:00 AM

"driving one of these dirty should be a crime!"
Well . . if thingz ever progress that far Magnet . . I'm @*#&ed.

chazdawg35 · 06-10-2009, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cop Magnet S2K

If the plate was dirty then probably the rest of the car was too. I'll assume that Dudette wasn't driving an S2000 because driving one of these dirty should be a crime!

She was driving a Nissan 200sx that burn ALOT of oil, thus the back of the car is covered in soot! LOL I gave her a can of engine restore.

desmo4 · 06-10-2009, 05:36 PM

As I have previously stated A Rocky Mountain RDR8 will solve most problems, not a dirty license plate though. But with it he would not seen your 78.

Jonathan

jagg · 06-10-2009, 07:32 PM

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'Lodda whinin' 'bout not gettin' a ticket, don'cha think gang?

Chaz, if I had a hot English chick crying on my shoulder " 'bout her big run-in with the Law " , I'd be sympathetic to her plight also.
Does she get back east much?

just wonderin',

jagg

gomarlins3 · 06-10-2009, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vezna31

Whoa...just saw a CHP chase video on FOX News that showed the person laying down giving up and the CHP came up and kicked him in the face. Way to lose your job right on helicopter video, you tool.

Edit:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520110,00.html

Great job...not only will this tool lose his job, but now the criminal gets to sue the state and win millions from an already bankrupt state.

After reading that article, it sounds like the punk deserved to get kicked.

chazdawg35 · 06-10-2009, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jagg

Chaz, if I had a hot English chick crying on my shoulder " 'bout her big run-in with the Law " , I'd be sympathetic to her plight also.
Does she get back east much?

just wonderin',

jagg

So here's the star of the SHOW! My friend SWEET THING!

chazdawg35 · 06-10-2009, 09:32 PM

Dean From CC · 06-10-2009, 09:35 PM

For the record that isn't a CHP Officer who put the boot to that guy.

chazdawg35 · 06-10-2009, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean From CC

For the record that isn't a CHP Officer who put the boot to that guy.

That's the HOT english chick! Dude LOL

05-13-2009, 07:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
chazdawg35 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: simi valley,california Posts: 1,699	CHP has to get a grip! So here's the story, I come home from work today and my neighbor(Dudette,25) was all shook up and told me that the CHP just pulled here over. So I said to her"what happened" she said "I was coming home from school on the 118 freeway and a CHP came flying up on me and said to PULL OVER. Anyway she stops and the cop said to her "Do you know why I pulled you over" ,"NO" she said.The cop said" I pulled you over because your license plate is dirty and I can't read it from 100 meters away. I could give you a ticket but I'll let you go now if you promise to keep it clean in the future". Do you beleive that $h!t I would have laughed in his face,come on! I think the CHP needs to get a grip on things, if they have notting better to do why don't they run plates on cars to see if they have insurance. Maybe if we get them off the road MY policy will go down __________________

05-13-2009, 07:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dr. Jimbo Top Always Down Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Santa Barbara, Ca. Posts: 1,532	I would have said, "Yes officer, it's because I've been drinking and there's a gun under the seat and a dead body in trunk." __________________

05-13-2009, 07:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
bbcricketta normal aspiration Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: south georgia Posts: 1,052	need bi-nocs to read a plate at 100m. tell sweetie to take a xanax and everything will be all-right. no citation? wtf! oh, and clean that tag. __________________ 2007 berlina black

05-13-2009, 08:46 PM	#6 (permalink)
gomarlins3 "Enjoy the drive" Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kuna Idaho Posts: 4,290	Keep your plate clean and you have no worries. Seems like just another reason to get out of CA ASAP!!! __________________ Yablownowitz Racing brought to you by Anytime Fitness. Happiness is a nice road, great weather, and driving the S with Sue in the seat next to me. "Whatever you do, where ever you go, enjoy the drive." I know for a FACT that the last year of production of the S2000 is 2003!!!!! After that, it will be the S2200 under an assumed name.

05-13-2009, 11:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
s2kx2 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 624	I hear you Chaz I got my first speeding ticket in one of my S2000s for doing 78 miles per hour in a 70 miles per hour section of the freeway. Never mind that I was being passed by a mommy on a cell phone doing 85 or so and a mini-van in the fast lane doing 90 at least. I am going to fight this through Ticket Busters. Stay tuned. In talking to my friend who is a cop he mentioned that California has in so many words ordered all jurisdictions to crack down on traffic violations since the states economy is on the skids and the state is virtually bankrupt. __________________ "Political Correctness is a pathetically ignorant doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous agenda filled revisionist mainstream media, which holds forth fallacy as fact that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end." Last edited by s2kx2; 05-13-2009 at 11:12 PM.

05-13-2009, 10:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
Dean From CC Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Culver City Posts: 82	Since when did cops in the US start using the term "meters"? I've heard miles,blocks,yards and feet but never meters.

05-13-2009, 11:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
philiam Senior Member, Literally Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: woodland hills, CA Posts: 2,537	She should file a complaint with the authorities. That's abusing power under the color of law. __________________ .

05-13-2009, 11:48 PM	#13 (permalink)
Vezna31 Resident Track Whore :) Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Chula Vista, CA Posts: 1,667	Between Chaz's story and John's story, it just goes to show that the cops in CA have an agenda other than to serve and protect....revenue generation, plain and simple. The only reason Chaz's neighbor did not get one was because the judge would have laughed it right out of court. Had she actually broken some law, you better believe she would have gotten one. Whoa...just saw a CHP chase video on FOX News that showed the person laying down giving up and the CHP came up and kicked him in the face. Way to lose your job right on helicopter video, you tool. Edit: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520110,00.html Great job...not only will this tool lose his job, but now the criminal gets to sue the state and win millions from an already bankrupt state. __________________ Vezna Financial Services - For mortgages, accounting and taxes, and phone service needs. http://www.vezna.com San Diego Car Club - http://www.sdcarclub.com Last edited by Vezna31; 05-13-2009 at 11:54 PM.

05-14-2009, 12:11 AM	#14 (permalink)
philiam Senior Member, Literally Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: woodland hills, CA Posts: 2,537	I don't think that was CHP. He had a blue uni. __________________ .

06-03-2009, 12:27 AM	#17 (permalink)
disneygrad Disneygrad Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Land Of Fruits, Nuts, & Illegal Aliens Posts: 1	Suggestion ONLY, clean your plate. Just a thought.

06-03-2009, 01:43 AM	#18 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	So . . . lemme jus' see if I've got this right: cute li'l Daphne'z godd'er knickerz all in'a twist 'cauze some big, bad CHP pulled'er, gave'er'a warnin'n ledd'er go with nothin' but some advice whut could save'er from gettin' pulled'n ticketed't some other time. I'm 'spectin'a'cher gettin'inta protective-mode on account'a " *She is a HOT english chick with no clue!", which soundz like ulterior-motive'da me dawg. You guyz jus' keep mouthin' off'da the guy with the citation book, the Tazer'n the popgun. 'Soundz like the smart way'da go'da me. 'Lodda whinin' 'bout not gettin' a ticket, don'cha think gang? I'm with disney. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room. Last edited by Java Junky; 06-03-2009 at 03:28 AM.*

06-09-2009, 10:40 PM	#19 (permalink)
sfkjeld Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: San Francisco, Ca Posts: 232	lol java! Tho I think Jimbo did not mean to be taken literally. The others claiming to enjoy ticking off cops, dunno. Darwin clearly described this phenomena. The fit of the specie, do not wind up a patrol officer unless they are ready to be removed from the food chain. What is happening on the roads in CA was only a matter of time. Sorry to take the thread into politics, but the current administration in CA, has passed the cost of running the State (floating bonds) to future generations for years. It is over and writing up law abiding folks without a front plate for revenue gen is our world now. Sat morning, my plate goes back on. I don't know why I care really. As long as it does not overheat. wth?

06-09-2009, 11:14 PM	#20 (permalink)
Cop Magnet S2K Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 16	If the plate was dirty then probably the rest of the car was too. I'll assume that Dudette wasn't driving an S2000 because driving one of these dirty should be a crime!

06-10-2009, 03:00 AM	#22 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,628	"driving one of these dirty should be a crime!" Well . . if thingz ever progress *that* far Magnet . . I'm @*#&ed. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

06-10-2009, 05:36 PM	#24 (permalink)
desmo4 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Modesto, CA Posts: 1,087	As I have previously stated A Rocky Mountain RDR8 will solve most problems, not a dirty license plate though. But with it he would not seen your 78. Jonathan __________________ MY 2000 Mugen Air box, Headers, Exhaust, ECU, Pressure Plate,LSD, Radiator cap NZ Dampers, Thermo SW and Thermostat. Samco intake pipe and radiator hoses, Swift sway bars, Stillen rotors w/ M-tech extreme pads. BBS JDM Forged Wheels.w/ Potensa Re=01R's Nextgear Intake manifold gasket, SPA gauges, Alpine IDA-X001,KCE-350Bt BT Adapter, Focal 165 K2P speakers, Phoenix Gold ZX475Ti, Recaro Profi SPG w/Sparco 6 pt

06-10-2009, 09:32 PM	#28 (permalink)
chazdawg35 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: simi valley,california Posts: 1,699	__________________

06-10-2009, 09:35 PM	#29 (permalink)
Dean From CC Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Culver City Posts: 82	For the record that isn't a CHP Officer who put the boot to that guy.

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