Java! stock question, is the wheels on

Ghostface · 11-09-2007, 10:45 PM

are the wheels on the stock 07 s2000 winter or summer tires? maybe all season?

Java Junky · 11-10-2007, 02:44 AM

Aaaay Ghost! Owyadoon?
I'm gonna jus' go off here without checkin' into it (N' all you that know me'll be sayin' : So? What else is new?) so, until those more fluent in (Read: most other members) Stewie swing by to verify 'r contradict, here'z how it plays out:
Stock tires n' wheels . . . accordin' to Java.
Tires: Stewie's born n' bred n' meant for maximum grip. Ain't no way Mother Honda's lettin' 'er oud'a the corral with anythin' but max-high-traction, fair-weather shoes on it's feet. No exceptions. I can't, by any stretch'a the imagination, figure the stock 'Stone 050s as bein' "all-season" hoops.
Wheels: After the fairly good-lookin', original AP1 5 spokers, as a rule: always ugly, but they serve-up well both hot, or, cold.
Be well.
Java

Ghostface · 11-10-2007, 03:24 AM

I kinda have a hard time reading that lmao

anyone speak his language :P

Java Junky · 11-10-2007, 03:28 AM

The tires that come on the stock Stewie 'r max-grip summer rubber.
(10 words less n' it could'a been a Go post . . . scary!)

DJJSR · 11-10-2007, 06:57 AM

Try your choice of an alcoholic beverage (or 2 or 3) and it will become crystal clear.

jagg · 11-10-2007, 09:16 AM

it seemed like a reasonable response to me.

controller · 11-10-2007, 09:48 AM

Cliff notes: Tires -- Summer max performance. Wheels -- non weather dependent.

Now, on to the quiz portion of our class.

Blackdragon · 11-10-2007, 09:50 AM

reading Java's posts is one of the main reasons to join this forum. Its like having everything told to you in Cajun story form.

jagg · 11-10-2007, 09:51 AM

ok controller,

I've got my YELLOW no. 2 ( I write fast, too ) ready to go.

regards,
jagg

controller · 11-10-2007, 10:10 AM

Question 1) When was Java born (round to the nearest Era, Mesozoic and Cenozoic will not be accepted)

Sorry Java, more at your expense I know. I eagerly await for a time when I slip up, and it is my turn to take the heat.

Java Junky · 11-10-2007, 10:32 AM

Don't make me come down there Con.
(N' don't be apologizin'! I love when it get's ta bustin' time)

jagg · 11-10-2007, 12:12 PM

answer to Question #1 :

I figure he ain't old enough to remember the great depression, but not young enough to grasp text-messaging.

era, Post Industrial Revolution, w/ Neolithic Tendencies

But who could be sure? ...can't tell from his typin'.
When the lord said "Let there be Light." , Java might have been the one who flipped the switch.

best regards,
jagg

an, j.j. , I won't apologize, ( no, really java, i'm sorry that i'm not apologizing about not being sorry) I'll be here..waitin' for the heat.

kgf3076 · 11-10-2007, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostface

are the wheels on the stock 07 s2000 winter or summer tires? maybe all season?

Stock tires are Summer tires on every year.

kgf3076 · 11-10-2007, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by controller

Question 1) When was Java born (round to the nearest Era, Mesozoic and Cenozoic will not be accepted)

Two years before Joisey became chemically befogged....(or 3 years before the discovery of dirt)

DJJSR · 11-10-2007, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kgf3076

Two years before Joisey became chemically befogged....

Ouch!

Quote:

Originally Posted by kgf3076

......(or 3 years before the discovery of dirt)

Ouch! x2

Man, you guys are cold!

Java Junky · 11-10-2007, 06:08 PM

Kg's brave 'cause he don't stay in one place long enough to gimme a @*#&in' target.
Currently in transit. You guys're in deep doo-doo.
Enjoyin' the hell oud'a it.

Pablo · 11-10-2007, 07:40 PM

I really enjoy Java's posts.

Sure wish I understood 'em............

At least now I know it's not just me....LOL

Ghostface · 11-10-2007, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo

I really enjoy Java's posts.

Sure wish I understood 'em............

At least now I know it's not just me....LOL

likewise!

Java Junky · 11-11-2007, 12:23 AM

Trust me on this guys, I'm fairly sure that I'm the source of 'em n' I don't always unnerstan' 'em.
N', if you godda work at unnerstan'in' 'em . . it ain't worth the effort.
'Godda go now. I'm workin' on a Java to English translator, 'r, failin' that, at least a book with pictures'a stuff.
Be well.
Java

kgf3076 · 11-11-2007, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Java Junky

Kg's brave 'cause he don't stay in one place long enough to gimme a @*#&in' target.
Currently in transit. You guys're in deep doo-doo.
Enjoyin' the hell oud'a it.

Nah, JJ is just one hell of a fine guy with a great sense of humor (I hope!

)

Ghostface · 11-11-2007, 01:52 AM

is he black i wonder?

kgf3076 · 11-11-2007, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostface

is he black i wonder?

Nah, I know JJ personally and he's just a touch strange (as we all are)

jagg · 11-11-2007, 07:23 AM

you said it all Kg. Couldn't agree with you more.

although Java,
that ain't enough to stop me from giving you your due!
ha ha!

best regards,
jagg

11-09-2007, 10:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ghostface Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Washington D.C Posts: 86	Java! stock question, is the wheels on are the wheels on the stock 07 s2000 winter or summer tires? maybe all season? __________________ 07' S2000 Berlina Black

11-10-2007, 02:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,433	Aaaay Ghost! Owyadoon? I'm gonna jus' go off here without checkin' into it (N' all you that know me'll be sayin' : So? What *else* is new?) so, until those more fluent in (Read: most other members) Stewie swing by to verify 'r contradict, here'z how it plays out: Stock tires n' wheels . . . accordin' to Java. Tires: Stewie's born n' bred n' meant for maximum grip. Ain't no way Mother Honda's lettin' 'er oud'a the corral with anythin' but max-high-traction, fair-weather shoes on it's feet. No exceptions. I can't, by *any* stretch'a the imagination, figure the stock 'Stone 050s as bein' "all-season" hoops. Wheels: After the fairly good-lookin', original AP1 5 spokers, as a rule: always ugly, but they serve-up well both hot, or, cold. Be well. Java __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

11-10-2007, 03:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ghostface Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Washington D.C Posts: 86	I kinda have a hard time reading that lmao anyone speak his language :P __________________ 07' S2000 Berlina Black

11-10-2007, 03:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,433	The tires that come on the stock Stewie 'r max-grip summer rubber. (10 words less n' it could'a been a Go post . . . scary!) __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room. Last edited by Java Junky; 11-10-2007 at 04:10 AM. Reason: Corruption of the scariest sort

11-10-2007, 06:57 AM	#5 (permalink)
DJJSR Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hooterville Posts: 1,749	Try your choice of an alcoholic beverage (or 2 or 3) and it will become crystal clear. __________________ Don

11-10-2007, 09:16 AM	#6 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 2,526	it seemed like a reasonable response to me.

11-10-2007, 09:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
controller Yellow is the fastest. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 267	Cliff notes: Tires -- Summer max performance. Wheels -- non weather dependent. Now, on to the quiz portion of our class.

11-10-2007, 09:50 AM	#8 (permalink)
Blackdragon [黒竜] Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 113	reading Java's posts is one of the main reasons to join this forum. Its like having everything told to you in Cajun story form. __________________

11-10-2007, 09:51 AM	#9 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 2,526	ok controller, I've got my YELLOW no. 2 ( I write fast, too ) ready to go. regards, jagg

11-10-2007, 10:10 AM	#10 (permalink)
controller Yellow is the fastest. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 267	Question 1) When was Java born (round to the nearest Era, Mesozoic and Cenozoic will not be accepted) Sorry Java, more at your expense I know. I eagerly await for a time when I slip up, and it is my turn to take the heat.

11-10-2007, 10:32 AM	#11 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,433	Don't make me come down there Con. (N' don't be apologizin'! I love when it get's ta bustin' time) __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

11-10-2007, 12:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 2,526	answer to Question #1 : I figure he ain't old enough to remember the great depression, but not young enough to grasp text-messaging. era, Post Industrial Revolution, w/ Neolithic Tendencies But who could be sure? ...can't tell from his typin'. When the lord said "Let there be Light." , Java might have been the one who flipped the switch. best regards, jagg an, j.j. , I won't apologize, ( no, really java, i'm sorry that i'm not apologizing about not being sorry) I'll be here..waitin' for the heat.

11-10-2007, 06:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,433	Kg's brave 'cause he don't stay in one place long enough to gimme a @#&in' target. Currently in transit. You guys're in deep doo-doo. Enjoyin' the hell oud'a it. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room. Last edited by Java Junky; 11-10-2007 at 06:12 PM. Reason: Bumpy rides*

11-10-2007, 07:40 PM	#17 (permalink)
Pablo Sentient Being Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: LI, NY Posts: 601	I thought it was just me I really enjoy Java's posts. Sure wish I understood 'em............ At least now I know it's not just me....LOL __________________ Regards, Pablo "If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough" Mario Andretti

11-11-2007, 12:23 AM	#19 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 5,433	Trust me on this guys, I'm fairly sure that I'm the source of 'em n' I don't always unnerstan' 'em. N', if you godda work at unnerstan'in' 'em . . it ain't worth the effort. 'Godda go now. I'm workin' on a Java to English translator, 'r, failin' that, at least a book with pictures'a stuff. Be well. Java __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

11-11-2007, 01:52 AM	#21 (permalink)
Ghostface Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Washington D.C Posts: 86	is he black i wonder? __________________ 07' S2000 Berlina Black

11-11-2007, 07:23 AM	#23 (permalink)
jagg Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Endless Mountains Posts: 2,526	you said it all Kg. Couldn't agree with you more. although Java, that ain't enough to stop me from giving you your due! ha ha! best regards, jagg

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